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25 Orlando, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:20pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I try to find something to like in everyone and everything. Life's too short to waste being bitter and combative. Don't take myself too seriously and like the same attitude from others. I'm the guy that buys all the paper towels and eggs to not have to deal with roommates bitching.

For a while I had a semi successful tumblr ( You can peruse it at your leisure, now it's an albatross on my ego, like Motor City and Pontiac. I like to write and be artsy like that but my parents could never send me anywhere fun and let me find "the artist within" (californication reference).

I've been everywhere, although more gyspy-like than the jet set. I have two passports and an American is not one (I'm legal, barely). I've never killed a man, woman or animal. My only ticket is a 44 in a 20.
What I’m doing with my life
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medical school and already over it. I'll probably end up doing psychiatry and opening up a rehab center/spa somewhere near LA. Either that or an OBGYN, for the stars.

Ultimate plans to become an extra on one of the doctor shows (preferably something on HBO or showtime b/c I want the script to be risque and see some titties on set). Also one that glorifies non-doctors like Nurse Jackie as doctors are self important nerds that took their cousins to the prom. From then on I'll take my career advice from Lindley (Lohan) , I've always wanted to get into lifetime TV movies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- convincing people I'm a productive human being
The first things people usually notice about me
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my hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books : Dostoevsky, Irving Welsh, J.G Ballard, Palahniuk, David Foster Wallace.

Music : Radiohead, The Smiths, The Cure, Interpol, Arcade Fire
Also house, electro, trance, trap

Films : Anything by Almodovar, Goddard, Wes Anderson, David Lynch. Anything labeled foreign arthouse on netflix

Shows : Californication, Nip/Tuck, Mad Men, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, RHOM, Project Runway
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- self loathing
- sarcasm
- a good crowd to lose myself in
- records
- OTC sleeping pills/alcohol - not in a cocktail
- a good espresso
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- What it takes to make people truly happy (not 3 cocktails happy - nirvana happy)
- How can I keep my hair out of my face at the gym without wearing a neon colored hairband made for females and not my big overinflated head/ego
- All the answers to the questions in that Jadakiss song "Why?". For someone who gets paid to sing to us he's got way to many fucking questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
listening to good music. Drinking?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a deep aversion to clowns (actually anyone wearing ill fitting rainbow pants and makeup)

I will book it faster than Rodney King if I see anything without feathers flying (aka flying insects. Stay on the ground bitch where did you get from needing 1000 legs to propel yourself forward a millimeter to being able to sneak into my apartment and manage to terrorize me for the rest of the night)

I have this fascination with Madonna. I don't want to fuck her/take her money and I'm not gay. I have no explanation for it. Also Kylie Minogue.
You should message me if
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In the messaging mood. Here's the typical I'm not easy disclaimer. I'm not.actually I don't know.