For a while I had a semi successful tumblr (jeaccuse.tumblr.com). You can peruse it at your leisure, now it's an albatross on my ego, like Motor City and Pontiac. I like to write and be artsy like that but my parents could never send me anywhere fun and let me find "the artist within" (californication reference).
I've been everywhere, although more gyspy-like than the jet set. I have two passports and an American is not one (I'm legal, barely). I've never killed a man, woman or animal. My only ticket is a 44 in a 20.