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30 M Salisbury, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jun 19, 2011
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello, I will try to describe myself without being too arrogant, but that's difficult, because quite frankly - I'm great.

I think mystery is a wonderful thing and that's why I don't wash my socks and that's why I won't tell you my name.

Don't get me wrong, I'm quite clean for a boy - but everybody turns their socks inside out right? No?

Just looking for friends, friends...I wish I had friends.

I am green, miniscule, and catastophic
What I’m doing with my life
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A working student - hopefully to become an icelandic fisherman later on in life. By that I mean, fishing in iceland, rather than metamorph-o-sizing into an icelandic fisherman...yeah.

Ok, I lie, but I'd like to be a writer, as you can see I've failed to display any hint of literacy here, but I did try...the problem is I hate talking about myself, not that I have anything to hide. I did once dress as a bear for a job though, and this is true, more true than most of everything else I have said anyway. I loved it, no one knew who I was.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dressing as a bear. Guitar although, I would described my ability as moderate edging on fair. Avoiding essays as i'm doing Oral hygiene.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Bear suit. My fluffy hair. I'm naked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Douglas Adams rules. Well, he did. Music from Muse, Gomez, Slayer (I saw them, they were great), led zeppelin, radiohead, White Stripes blur, the list for music could be endless, but, instead, it ends just before Cliff Richard. Food - I like Indian and Italian the best. Both beginning with 'i' - perhaps I like icelandic food too, yes, the fish! Films - ah, I hate answering that - There are too many to chose that I like. I hated Vertical limit. Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. Zooey Deschannel is my cup of tea. Dirk Gently also rocks my socks.

DNA, John Fowles, George Orwell, Mark Haddon, Jeanette Winterson, occasionally Salman Rushdie, Jon MacGregor.

Sucks: Dan Brown, I say, He SUCKS!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Numbers. 2. My sanity (although it has been suggested...) 3. My friends. 4. Oxygen. 5. I like to think sex, but then, hey, it's a biological urge that can be projected on to soft fruit (I was 14 once), so...I could probably do without it. 6. The nimber 6, also the number 6. 6.2. Toes, every last one 6.3. Curly-whirleys 6.4. Decimals. 6.5. That bit of chocolate at the bottom of your hot chocolate. 6.5.2. People who make me laugh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. I'm a bloke. we hate the question 'What are you thinking about?' because the truthful answer is often 'bending you over.'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably studying (yeah right, studying sucks) or practising procreation with anybody willing. Ideally going out, but I'm a student, it's expensive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm scared all the time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're able to convince me there's nothing to be scared about/my profile hasn't scared you/you think you love me/you can answer this question? ?