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quinnelk

39 / M / Straight / Single

Tallahassee, Florida

His Details

Last Online
Feb 10
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Political / Government
Income
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Some people call me a space cowboy. Some people call me Maurice. Those people are stupid, because that's not my name. Okay, so you might have picked up by now that I'm a smart-ass. That's true, but I'm not one of those mean-spirited smart-asses. I love everybody. Not literally of course, but in that figurative way that makes it sound like I'm some kind of highly-evolved, next step in human evolution, which I'm really not.

I am, however, a fun person who wants to meet other people who like to have fun. I know you're saying that everyone likes to have fun, but that's not really true. Some people like to have fun, most like to do things that make other people think they're having fun so they can live up to some kind of appearance or expectation. Screw that, I'm into people who really want to let loose and have fun and do the things that they really want to do but are afraid to because they're worried about what others will think of them. Life's too short for that. Let's have fun.

I am intelligent, funny, and very, very liberal.

What I'm looking for is a woman is mature, adventurous, funny, fun, intelligent (even geeky), open-minded and knows what she wants. Other than that, it's pretty much all negotiable.

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What I’m doing with my life
A career? I've thought about this quite a bit sir and I would have to say considering what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. I don't want to do that. My father's in the army. He wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation, so what I've been doing lately is kick-boxing, which is a new sport...as far as career longevity, I don't really know. I cant figure it all out tonight, sir, so I'm just gonna hang with your daughter.

That, or I'm trying to save the world, one voter at a time. And educating people as to how the government works, what reality is really like and what they can do about it.

I teach college classes and I work in politics, liberal politics. I'm a blogger and online strategist. I'm a hardcore political activist, working with groups like Awake the State and Occupy Tallahassee. When I'm not out having fun, I'm spending all my time trying to change the world.

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I’m really good at
1. Writing (I write both fiction and non-fiction daily)
2. Blogging
3. Politics and leadership
4. Teaching
5. Remembering trivial pop culture info
6. Basketball
7. Super Mario Brothers
8. Rapping
9. Horror movies, the scarier the better

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The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and broad-shouldered, with dark hair, dark eyes and look like a no-nonsense kind of person. Some people even find me intimidating (they've said so), which I find ridiculous. I'm really a high-nonsense kind of guy...

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Music: Adam Ant, Afroman, the B-52's, the Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, the Beatles, Beck, Billy Idol, Blondie, Bruce Springsteen, Buddy Holly, Cap City Mob, the Clash, the Coup, Cyndi Lauper, De La Soul, Digital Underground, the Doors, Dr. Dre, Duran Duran, Erasure, Faith No More, the Go-Go's, Grandmaster Flash, Green Day, Hole, Ice Cube, Johnny Cash, Kanye West, the Killers, KRS-1, LL Cool J, Marilyn Manson, Men at Work, Moby, Mos Def, NWA, Nirvana, Oasis, Outkast, Pearl Jam, Prince, Public Enemy, R.E.M., Rage Against Machine, the Ramones, Rhymefest, Rob Zombie, Run-DMC, Sarah Coleman, Snoop Dogg, Stone Temple Pilots, the Streets, Sublime, U2, Weezer, the White Stripes, the Who

Favorite TV Shows: Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Big Love, The Office (both), Seinfeld, Cheers, The State, Beavis and Butt-Head, The Simpsons, old Saturday Night Live, Night Court, The X-Files, Dexter, Masters of Horror, Chappelle's Show, Boondocks, Misfits of Science, Lost, the Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings (all 3), Mallrats, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Blues Brothers, Say Anything, 7, Hostel, Dead Poets Society, Airplane (both), Animal House, Aliens, Bachelor Party, Big, War of the Worlds, Harry Potter (all of them), Star Wars (all of them), The Breakfast Club, Ghostbusters, Dazed and Confused, Garden State, Farenheit 9/11, American History X, Scrooged, The Jerk, Bowling For Columbine, Indiana Jones (all 3), When Harry Met Sally, Fletch, The Fisher King, Dawn of the Dead, Forrest Gump, JFK, Jurassic Park, Kill Bill, Goodfellas, Clerks (both), South Park, LA Confidential, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Gremlins, Austin Powers (1st), Airplane, Revenge of the Nerds, Shaun of the Dead, Rebel Without a Cause, Napoleon Dynamite, Kalifornia, Super Size Me, Hoop Dreams, Usual Suspects, Three Amigos, Stripes, Naked Gun, Bottle Rocket, Trainspotting, Black Hawk Down, Lost in Translation, Dogma, ET, Good Morning Vietnam, Borat, Grindhouse, Poltergeist, Reservoir Dogs, Wayne's World, He Got Game, The Blair Witch Project, Caddyshack, Punch-Drunk Love, Signs, Almost Famous, Saving Private Ryan, Crimson Tide, Snatch, SLC Punk, Memento, Minority Report, The Matrix, House of 1000 Corpses, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Bug, 30 Days of Night

Favorite Books: The Stand, The Catcher in the Rye, Slaughterhouse Five, Fahrenheit 451, Watership Down, A Time to Kill, It, Of Mice and Men, Bag of Bones, Girlfriend In A Coma, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Virgin Suicides, Animal Farm, Jurassic Park, Cell, Hey Nostradamus, The Martian Chronicles, To Kill A Mockingbird, 1984, The Lord of the Rings, Microserfs, Lucifer's Hammer, End Zone, Generation X, The Green Mile, Hocus Pocus, Rage, Survivor, Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops, Napalm & Silly Putty, Brain Droppings, Dude Where's My Country, The Demon-Haunted World, Stupid White Men, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Downsize This, The Perfect Storm, Baseball An Illustrated History, It's Still the Economy Stupid, What Liberal Media?, 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth, Take the Rich Off Welfare, Lies My Teacher Told Me, Into Thin Air, The Emerging Democratic Majority, State By State With the State, Legends, Lies & Cherished Myths of American History, Voodoo Science, Pure Drivel, Secrets, Lies and Democracy, The Umbrella of US Power, Evolution and the Myth of Creationism, The Common Good, The Dirt, Band of Brothers, Dave Barry Slept Here, Adventures in a TV Nation, Oh The Places You'll Go, The Butter Battle Book, Fox In Socks, Harry Potter (all of them), The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig, Five Little Monkeys Jumping On the Bed, Sneetches and Other Stories, Oh The Thinks You Can Think

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The six things I could never do without
(in no particular order)

1. someone intelligent, political and geeky to talk to
2. computer (with Netflix!)
3. intelligent reading material
4. laughter
5. something surreal
6. politics

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
(in a particular order I'm not going explain to you)

1. the next time I'm going to be on stage and what song I'm going to perform
2. politics
3. how to save the world
4. Lost
5. Jack White
6. how to become a stand-up comedian

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On a typical Friday night I am
If I ever had a typical Friday night, I'd probably shoot myself. Shooting myself would not be a typical Friday night.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll admit pretty much anything if you ask, but I probably won't broadcast it here.

There was that one time I was arrested in Tijuana with a Japanese transsexual, a kilo of black-tar heroin, a bootleg copy of Armageddon and the autobiography of Kinky Friedman as told to Hunter S. Thompson.

Just kidding. I think. I can't remember.

I don't really have things that I hide, so you can find me on Facebook (Kenneth Quinnell), on Twitter (@quinnelk) or on one of the blogs I write (personal - http://quinnell2.blogspot.com/, fiction - http://practicalpress.blogspot.com/, Fla. politics - http://flaprogressives.org, national politics - http://crooksandliars.com)

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
1. You have something interesting to say or want to do something interesting. Small talk bores me to no end. Why talk about the weather when you can talk about the meaning of life? Or the meaning of Pulp Fiction? Or why American Idol is an affront to all that is good and decent in the universe? or...

2. You want to do something interesting. I can have fun doing the same old things if the company is great, but even better is great company doing great new things. Chances are if you surprise me, I'll say yes. or...

3. If you want to help me formulate a plan to save the world. or...

4. If you are NOT conservative, Republican, fundamentalist, traditionalist, close-minded or old-fashioned. or...

5. If you are sarcastic, snarky, funny, clever and/or creative. or...

6. If you get the movie reference in the "what are you doing with your life" section. or...

7. If you know why any user would name themself funk_bag. or...

8. You have an interesting tattoo or piercing to show me. or...

9. If you like to think big thoughts, drink big drinks, take down dominant paradigms and have a intense amount of fun and laughter. or...

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