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quiptonight

23 F Greensboro, NC

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm getting my MFA in creative writing (poetry). My life right now is a melange of disparate interests - I like to write (fiction, poetry, journalism, etc.), I have chickens at home, I bike and run and swim, and I compete in triathlons. I love lifting. I play guitar and a tiny bit of mandolin and love to songwrite and play for friends. I'm learning how to play roller derby and am having a good time doing so - it's a new challenge.

I have two pet chickens named Ethel and Quinn. I raised them from chicks and they're well-socialized and like people. I love my chickens like most other people love their cats and/or dogs.

I like to think of myself as an amalgam of April Ludgate's deadpan wit, Leslie Knope's enthusiasm for work, and Chris Treager's irritating charm, but I'm probably being too kind. I also once had an elaborate dream/nightmare structered around the content of the Decemberists song "The Infanta." This may or may not say a good bit about me.

I'm an INTJ, if that sort of thing matters to you. I'm introverted but I think I'm decently friendly. I'm a solid Kinsey six.

Incidentally, I have also deluded myself into believing that Kristen Wiig is my soulmate.
What I’m doing with my life
Being an MFA student, which means reading and writing poems and editing poems and writing the occasional paper and earning my keep by working for the English department. This upcoming year I'll be piecing together a thesis. I spend a lot of time trying to form a conception of my own poetic ethos, which probably sounds vain now that I think about it.

Also I'm trying to shape myself some sort of quasi-comfortable place in the world. I'm eager and anxious to figure out my life, and I want to eventually own land. I write a lot of poetry in the meantime.
I’m really good at
writing, I guess? Also communicating via art, and making people laugh. Also overanalyzing the hell out of anything/everything.

I'm also a beast at your mom jokes, but I understand that's like saying I just bought a sweet copy of Windows 95.
The first things people usually notice about me
*I have large eyes of indeterminate color.
*A bartender once told me my bone structure was too nice to have been an ugly awkward kid in middle school (totally was).
*An ex-girlfriend said I was "good at eating roughage."
*My pupils are perpetually dilated, leading many to errantly assume my life is a constant acid trip.
* I generally smell like multiple Old Spice products, but on the few occasions I wear perfume, it's Chanel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I adore Joan Didion and Claudia Emerson and consider them my personal heroes. Louise Gluck, Sylvia Plath in small doses, Mary Oliver, Annie Dillard, and any poetry that (a) does not rhyme and (b) was not written by Walt Whitman.

I still love Mean Girls and Seabiscuit. Les Mis made me cry, and I don't cry at movies. The Virgin Suicides, Black Swan, anything dark and cerebral. Here's the twist at the end: Big Momma's House is my jam.

I like shows that make you think, but also funny TV. I love Parks and Rec. I love Family Guy. I am convinced that Meg and I were separated at birth. I also like watching true crime TV while cleaning and doing pushups.

I love Rilo Kiley (and therefore, all of Jenny Lewis's solo work. I may or may not be in love with Jenny Lewis. If you don't know who she is, look her up. Please.), Laura Marling, Beach House, Bon Iver, CocoRosie, the Decemberists, Daft Punk, Fleet Foxes, Florence and the Machine, KT Tunstall, Maps, Old Crow Medicine Show, Washed Out, Bloc Party, Beirut, Bedouin Soundclash, Local Natives, Ponychase, Fiona Apple, and Bright Eyes. (If I were straight, I'd make it my life's mission to marry Conor Oberst.) I also like Kid Cudi, Flogging Molly, and George Winston's instrumental piano. I also enjoy a light dusting of Kesha. I non-ironically love Kreayshawn.

I love my lean protein and especially smoothies with whey protein and Greek yogurt and kale and sometimes a kiwi. Egg whites are incredible. As is okra. I love carrots.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
*my vintage leather Coach bag
*portable notebooks
* chickens and horses
*good friends
* exercise
* hope for the future
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When living ends and dying begins (they're the same, I think), the mind-body continuum, where we go when we die, body vs. soul, what I'm going to write about next, the passage of time (As a grade-schooler, I used to watch the second hand move and think each tick meant one less second to live. I guess I was a morbid kid.) horses, chickens, where I'll be in a few years, what was there before the universe began, what's for breakfast.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hitting up downtown, chilling with friends, holed up alone writing, cleaning, sleeping, playing guitar, or any combination of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Periodically I get a ridiculous hankering for lemonade. I also use the word hankering.

Also, sometimes when I'm sad, I binge-drink Diet Coke.

Might as well round it out with a third beverage-related confession. I used to drink a lot of Espolon tequila chiefly because the label had a picture of a skeleton riding a chicken, and I really, really like chickens.

Addendum (not beverage-related): I'm a gold star. You know what that is, right? I've been told it was cooler in the 90s. Alas. Still proud.

New beverage confession: The only beer I really like is PBR. I only tried PBR to begin with because someone told me it was "hipster beer."

Skinny brunettes are my weakness. Really.
I’m looking for
  • Gay girls only
  • Ages 20–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I guess basically I'm looking for gay/queer friends and maybe something more if it works. Below are some assorted weird criteria.

* You're very, very gay. I'd be psyched to meet other Kinsey sixes and/or gold stars, because both of those things seem to be pretty rare.
*You like to write.
*You, like me, want to meet more gay girls who are tired of stealth-flying under everyone's gaydar.
* You want to make weird faces at random strangers at dive bars.
*You're a feminine gay girl who usually flies under the gaydar.
* You want to run, swim, bike, or lift with me.
*You aren't one of those people who takes up half their profile space talking about how they're in high demand and people hit them up all the time and they're probably way too good for whoever messages them and they probably won't reply. Ain't nobody got time for that highfalutin nonsense.