I also have a bearded dragon named Dewey Dell. I think she is cognitively somewhat slow. If you know what her name is from (without googling or asking people), I think we would get along great.
I have two pet chickens named Ethel and Quinn. I raised them from chicks and they're well-socialized and like people. I love my chickens like most other people love their cats and/or dogs.
I like to think of myself as an amalgam of April Ludgate's deadpan wit, Leslie Knope's enthusiasm for work, and Chris Treager's irritating charm, but I'm probably being too kind. I also once had an elaborate dream/nightmare structured around the content of the Decemberists song "The Infanta." This may or may not say a good bit about me.
I'm an INTJ, if that sort of thing matters to you. In the interest of full disclosure, one time I took the test again and it said I was an INFJ. I'm introverted but I think I'm decently friendly. I'm a solid Kinsey six. If you aren't familiar with the Kinsey scale, that means I'm supersupersuper gay. It only goes up to six, with six being the gayest.
Incidentally, I have also deluded myself into believing that Kristen Wiig is my soulmate.