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31 Woodinville, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 26
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Strictly other
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My old profile sucked. To make a long story short, I'm looking for that best friend/partner in crime cliche' bull crap first. It's not over rated. If I find that, I'll go from there. I need somebody fun and spontaneous, yet down to Earth and trustworthy. Somebody who I know has my back. It's seeming to be harder to find than a Malaysian airliner. Too soon?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out what I want to do next. I always have some sort of plan flying around in my head.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel comfortable through humor. No matter what a situation I may be in, I can find a way to make a fool out of myself. Don't challenge me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6'5 and not frail, so I usually stand out pretty well. Although, no matter what concert I'm at, the one guy taller than me always ends up smack dab in front of me. I swear, every time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My answer for all is Fried Green Tomatoes. And music is Green Onions by Booker T. and the MG's.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six things I could never do without huh?
#1. The Mountains
#2. Roadtrips
#3. Sick Leave/Vacation time at work.
#4. Face melting guitar solos.
#5. Love. (did that tug at your heart ladies, lol?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to do when I get home from work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Keeping it real, obviously.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My father was an avid outdoors-man and my mother was a Sasquatch.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're bored and aren't too cool to have random fun.