I... I have to get out!! I need to be out of the house! I have to get out into the world and out of my room mate's hair!!!!

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MY SELF-SUMMARY

"IF IT'S NOT A PRETTY GIRL, THEN I'M NOT INTERESTED!!!" -- Me

I AM SEEKING EXTROVERTED WOMEN. MYERS-BRIGGS TYPES STARTING WITH E. I NEED GIRLS TO HANG OUT WITH OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE!!!!!

You can call me Gamma Rei, I am from the future and (as far as you are concerned) space. I will melt your internal organs. Rejoice for knowing me, for I am the best.

I love, a lot. Everything. It's my religion, it's my life. Love is my life, life is my love. I advocate, encourage, and try to spread love wherever, whenever, I am. I'm no hippie. I'm a gal of science in fact. An engineer in training no less, but love... love is something that goes beyond all that. Share your love with everyone you meet.

Str82hll, SlashJunky, Kotodateru and I make up what we affectionately call the Lesbian Coven, Sludge Fyrelogge. We stay together and steer clear of all the creepy straight men, and lust over gorgeous women.

Incidentally, Str82hll, also is my hawt, twelve year old lesbian girlfriend with rockets for legs and freeway on ramps for arms. I'm polyamorous but still learning and growing (aren't we all?) Dyadya and I are pretty close, which I vastly enjoy. I also think that un-tilted is a pretty cool girl; she teaches college and doesn't afraid of anything! I've got my hands full with this, but I suppose that I would consider myself as looking to start another relationship with someone worthy of my oh-so-precious attention. I'm definitely not looking for a 3rd to my current relationship, and I'm not looking to get into anything with a couple. I'm more than enthusiastic about more friends though! I LURVE MAKE NEW FRIENDS!!!!

[NEW FAVORITE PASTIME]
Having my computer's text-to-speech software read me people's OKCupid profiles. IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!
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I REALLY like traveling. A lot. Next sentence.

I'm currently relapsing into bibliophilia, something I thought I had overcome. I don't sleep much now, I just read.

Oh em gee GOGGLES! If you wear them I love you forever and always. I have a rather impressive collection of goggles ranging from welding, magnifying, motorcycle, diving, aeronautical and even just plan old steampunk air pirate goggles. It also helps if you have amazing hair. That's the first thing I notice about a person, their hair, whether or not it's dyed and/or in a cool do.

I am capable of channeling superhuman amounts of focus, energy and devotion towards a project or goal for a brief period of time before I lose interest and get bored with it. If I maintain a normal level of energy on a project however, I'm able to stick with it for an extremely long time. As such it's hard for me to finish the things I really am interested in and I tend to draw out and stick with the things I am not interested in.... It's kind of a fail way of doing things. However it's a very well suited mind set for theatre work, or inventing crap, or things of those natures.

I consider myself a strong advocate of transhumanism, but until recently I didn't posses enough knowledge on the subject to confidently attest to following it's views. I believe it is not only possible, but almost necessary for us to improve upon our selves in any way we can, and technology offers us a means (or potential means) to do so.

Oh I'm totally an ENFP in the Myers-Briggs personality test, more or less the textbook definition. I'm overly charismatic and often take on way more than I should. In the moment I'll fight for you to the death, but I might well forget your birthday ^_^;

★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★.☆.★ <- Stolen

Terminology you'll need to know to speak to me

ROFOF = Rolling on the floor, on fire
QTF = Que the fuck?!
Lurve = Love
R 3 Tard = Retard
Stummy = Stomach
Regular Type = The base type of something, as opposed to that something being modified by an adjective.
Unicorn = Hot bi babe that couples search for as a third.
Metal Gear = This could be just about anything at all, you're on your own with this one.
Gary = Same as Metal Gear.
True Story = Whatever you just finished saying, I agree that it is the way you have stated.
That's a good story = That story totally sucked, and you should feel bad for telling it.
Would you kindly? = Please, only with mental conditioning undertones.

tl;dr
I'm a skinny, cyberized, extroverted, steam-powered space engineer from the future come back in time to travel the world, make up words, and meet more people to cover their faces with love.

-Being a trans dyke.
-Roaming The internet.
-Working free-lance engineering work!
-Living with Kotodateru, Str82hll, and Dorklord07.
-Being a housewife (which I see as neither derogatory nor demeaning)
-Dividing by zero
-Making dumb tests.
-Spending too much of my time on OKCupid
-I'm doing it wrong
-Messing around with your profile's grammar, syntax, punctuation and word choice! WIKIEDITS, BWAAA!!!

Being totally narcissistic. I understand that narcissism is very common in homosexual individuals, like myself. I less than three the
^Boobies boobies _boobies.

I've also been known to write an amazing Dungeons and Dragons adventure, then convert it into an even sweeter story!

I've become interested in costuming again, after a long break of having nothing to do with it due to loss of my costuming partner. If I've messaged you about this recently, it's because I've been desperately searching for an outlet for my costuming creativity.

Kotodateru: "Pokémon."

str82hll: "Lasers of happiness shooting out of eyeballs that turn into rainbows and kittens..."

SlashJunky: "The most amazingly well-done nail polish I ever did see."

Cataliena: "A quirky energy that cannot help but make you smile once you are in her presence. :)"

GamerAngel: "Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot , HOT!"

Chime in with whatever you notice!

Editors

• GamerAngel
• Cataliena
• SlashJunky
• str82hll
• Kotodateru

Books: Fantasy, Theoretical Science, Psychological Thrillers, Mysteries.

Books I'm trying to get my hands on: Anthem, The Divine Comedy.

Books I'm currently reading: Atlas Shrugged, She's Not There.

Music: Orchestrated video game, Jazz, Blues, the Seatbelts, Freezepop.

Food: Anything spicy, TACOS.

Shows: MST3k, Venture Brothers

You Tube: Wasteland Dancing, Oh No You Did'nt, Some day I want to be able to do this

The people who matter the most to me

I love my friends SlashJunky, str82hll, Kotodateru and OrborosWarlock more than I can properly express.

^Boobies boobies _boobies.

Maize.

Steampunk

METAL GEAR

POKEMON

Using THIS thought process when meeting new people.

VIOLET WANDS!!! You have no idea....

How I can cram more stupid and hatred oriented things in my profile to scare away people and keep my message box empty

Memes

^Boobies boobies _boobies.

Cuddling a femme dyke.

That's not the night things happen on though, ask me what I did last Thursday

I'm not sexually active anymore. I'm not really looking to be either. I love kissing and being close and all that good stuff, but I don't want to do anything that involves the removal of underwear. Except for bras, those need to come off immediately!

If you actually want to know anything else about me, message me.

If you have any questions about being trans or want to know where to get more information, message me.

I have Trillian now, and I signed up for fucking EVERYTHING. So if you have a instant messaging service, I CAN and WILL talk to you on it!

If you want to demean me for any thing you can think of to use against me, would you kindly eat my asshole?

If you can survive my initiation tests, then you win having me as a friend! Lucky you!!

Protip: Click the links in my profile or you're missing out!