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My self-summary Propose an edit

****Important note: I am currently in a serious, cohabitational, non-monogamous relationship (with a man.) I identify as polyamorous, which to me means that I am open to having multiple romantic partners simultaneously. I am attracted to members of all sexes, but at this time I am only interested in forming new romantic attachments with females (persons who are not strictly speaking "male" or "female" may also qualify.) Please see "You should message me if..."

By the way, you should take my tests. They come highly recommended...by me.
The Quizgrrrl Compatibility Test
The Ethnicity Identification Test
The Social Privilege Test
The Alice in Wonderland Personality Test
The Love Style Test
The Christopher Pike Trivia Test

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• jukeboxzero

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I am currently working two part-time jobs while finishing my B.A. in Anthropology. (My minor subjects are History and French.) In between those things I like to daydream about and try to plan what I will do when I don’t have to do those things anymore (i.e. when I graduate.) I want to take some time off from school to pursue my interests and figure out what the hell I want to actually do with my life. I plan to attend grad school at some point within the next few years. Most likely, my ultimate career path will consist of one or more of the following elements:

1) teaching
2) writing/other creative endeavors
3) working with children, human-like primates, or disadvantaged groups of people
4) helping to right social wrongs
5) doing some kind of research on some kind of culturally-related topic

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Procrastinating on things I don’t want to do, and concentrating intensely on things that interest me.
Also making up alternate words to songs and thus greatly increasing their humor value. (For instance, substitute "fuck" for "love" in every song you hear. And no, I don't otherwise confuse those two with each other.)

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

are wrong. The advantage of a site like this is that your first impression of me will probably be much closer to the truth than it would be if you met me for the first time in person, because normally I am fairly quiet when meeting new people. I’m working on letting my freaky side show. ;P

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: Cat's Cradle (Kurt Vonnegut), Slaughterhouse-Five (Vonnegut), The Virgin Suicides (Jeffrey Eugenides), Middlesex (Eugenides), Me Talk Pretty One Day (David Sedaris), Alice In Wonderland (Charles Dodgson), 1984 (George Orwell), Sloppy Firsts (Megan McCafferty), To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee), Tess of the d'Urbervilles (Thomas Hardy), anything by Christopher Pike, Mister Sandman (Barbara Gowdy), The Autobiography of Malcolm X (Alex Haley), and many, many more...I <3 books.

Movies: 28 Days Later, Alice in Wonderland, A Life Less Ordinary, Amadeus, Amelie, American Beauty, Being John Malkovich, Buffalo Soldiers, Dancer In The Dark, Dig!, Donnie Darko, The Doors, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I ♥ Huckabees, Koyaanisqatsi, Love Actually, Me You and Everyone We Know, Night On Earth, Pulp Fiction, Run Lola Run

Music: The Beatles, Beethoven, The Beta Band, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Ditty Bops, The Doors, The Dresden Dolls, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, The Moldy Peaches, The Moody Blues, Mozart, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Radiohead, Rasputina, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Spice Girls, The Velvet Underground, The Who

Food: chicken noodle soup, pesto (on bread, of course), banana with peanut butter, vanilla ice cream with banana, moo goo gai pan, spaghetti, baked potato, tea, Cheez-its, mozzarella sticks, Dark Side of the Moon chocolate cake, cheesecake, baguette, strawberries, grapes, peaches, pineapples...

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1) My central nervous system (brain, spinal cord, and nerves.)
2) Media. No, I’m not talking about Fox News and the other propaganda spewers. I mean media as in works of writing, art, or film, and the instruments used in their creation.
3) Sex. Well, really.
4) Friends.
5) My baby blankie. I’m sure I’d eventually get over it, but the Blankster and I go way back.
6) Substances that enable my body to continue living, like food and oxygen.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

The destruction of our natural habitat and way of life by modern civilization.
Different ways of categorizing and arranging my books.
Hidden layers of meaning in songs, movies, books, etc.
Places I want to go, things I want to do.
What my cats are REALLY thinking.
Future courses I would like to teach (I've even started making syllabi...yeah I'm a nerd.)
How my life experiences have made me into the person I am, and what kind of person I want to be in the future.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

My test results tell a lot about me.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You're female and super-cool. (Mostly cool with a smattering of dorky is good enough, and even preferable.)
You're male, super-cool, and looking for a platonic relationship.

If you're considering messaging me, I also would urge you to take The Quizgrrrl Compatibility Test.

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