I am a girl. I have green hair. I can do cool things like breath
underground and walk the plank without falling off the other
I like playing hand games
and pretending I'm a carnivourous
even though I'm a vegetarian
. I believe in nargles
and quite enjoys the occasional tea party
My hobbies include living
, and not writing about me.
But I'm recently taken up sewing
, but they
both frustrate me to another room.
I am silly, and am not really here for dating at all, and merely
for those silly quizzes that overflow. I like to amuse myself by
reading mail people send me, but I seldom write back, because I am
overall too lazy.
I am today, tomorrow, and yesterday
What I’m doing with my life
I read like some people watch TV, I play the violin, and eat a lot
of porridge. Oh, and not filling this is in a lot.
I’m really good at
Filling in these things about myself without showing anything
besides an unearthly desire to not write about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have hair, two eyes, four limbs, and sometimes a head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite book is Les Miserables, obviously a translated version
(though I'm not saying which one until curiousity is expressed). My
favourite movie is Sweeney Todd, though I don't think they cast
Turpin's bookcase very well. My favourite music is Sweeney Todd, or
Wizard Rock, and definately Beethoven's Ninth. My favourite food is
porridge, though I'll settle for people pie.
The six things I could never do without
1. Emilie Autumn 2. Tea 3. Tea parties (guests are optional.) 4. A
nucleus, apparently. 5. The supremcy that is owls. 6. The number
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Books, characters in books, Sweeney Todd, razor, cut, kill, bleed,
people pie, Sweeney, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Johanna, Lucy, Babies,
porrdige, the last time I found 20c on the ground, plastic dolls,
porcelain dolls, Victorian teaspoons, rape, Judge Turpin, social
economy, Victorians, Emily Bronte, how Hubbards figured out that
they're porridge is 10% real dried fruit, what an 'extra virgin'
olive is, bloomers, pantalions, dress robes, harry potter, florean
fortescue, razor, cut, bleed, spurt, kill, Monty Python, zebras,
how annoyed I am at those Congos who killed 100 elephants last
week, where people learn to drive trains, police, penguins, wands,
wizards, alan rickman, snape, cut, throat, razor, kill. (And Lucy.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Rejoicing my social freedom by reading different books than the
ones I do weekdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep with my closet door closed.
You should message me if
You really shouldn't, I'd never reply, because I'd be too scared.
Unless you display picture was a furry snail or something. But
that's about the okcupid regulations, so, yeah. I'll read them, but
I'll never reply. SO MESSAGE ME IFF you never want a reply. Mmm,