Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

qzbo

43 Baltimore, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have no idea what to say to entice you, except that with me you'll find yourself engulfed in a state of pure bliss from which you may never emerge.

Ok, so much for truth in advertising. Here are some random facts:

I'm half-English, which means I'm eccentric but a gentleman.
I spent the '90s hanging around Washington DC and then bailed out for the greener pastures of The Greatest City On Earth. (uh, Ballmer, hon... allegedly...)
I'm a kinda easy-going, creative type... except in traffic. By nature I'm enthusiastic and also sarcastic as my people are from the North of England. I'm a genetic smartass, I guess.
I am good company and have an easy laugh.
People often comment on my brain and what it produces - which is kinda weird, I guess, but it's true!
I was a journalist and commercial artist for many years. Now my business card says "Strategy." But my passion is music and I have devoted a lot of time to writing, recording and performing.
I am beloved by children and animals.
I appreciate the high arts but practice the low arts.
I enjoy travel, good grammar and great beer.
I have attended a rock concert at a lesbian bar in a gorilla outfit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Crazy adventures vs the quest for contentment. I am hoping to meet someone who can join me on both.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you laugh. At some point, you will do a spit take. That's just how it is.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Good teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My two favorite books are "First Love" by Turgenvey and "Collected Stories" by Graham Greene. I like Hunter S Thompson and Ralph Steadman. I like books about music & art. I just returned to fiction after a long absence... I was an English major so, yaknow, got kinda burnt out on the classics...

I like movies in general, especially on the big screen, and will watch most anything. I favor off-beat movies from Terry Gilliam, Coen Brothers, Kiewslowski, Jean-Pierre Jeunet. I like the US edit of The Professional better than the French version.

I have a real love-hate thing going with the TV. TV is brain candy, and shows lose their flavor just like gum. But I enjoy comedy and I like documentaries, especially nature docs. Did you see Spencer Wells' "The Journey of Man: A Genetic Odyssey?"

I'm a musician, so I love many kinds of music (and am maddeningly intolerant of others). Live music is best! Also, living in Bmo after DC means luxuriating in free-format radio... WTMD, WPFW, WRNR, WBJC... If you have not discovered WKHS (90.5), from Kent County Hugh School, you are missing out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
five senses and a sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
from the neurotic to the sublime... The fate of the world and how inhumane humans can be. Tax deductions. What the cat is thinking. Cheese.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk and in jail... uh, I mean, visiting my elderly aunt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My life has been pretty wild ride so far, and I'm laughing about it (most of the time). But I'm ready for something else.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hang out and see what happens. I have my flaws but I have a good job, my own car and I don't live in my mom's basement. How can you resist?