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r00shoes

25 M Grand Rapids, MI

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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im buny
What I’m doing with my life
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Web Designer / Web Developer

mostly pissing it away feeling sorry for myself
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
web design, web development, code, photography, design, technology, doubting my own skills, not ever creating things, getting mad at Disney over useless stuff

it turns out i can kind of draw if i stop crying for 15 minutes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music
Hem, The National, Broken Bells, Beck, Andrew Bird, Matt Pond PA, Dr. Dog, Sufjan Stevens, Radiohead, Guster, Ray LaMontagne, Washed Out, Zero 7, Air, and plenty of other indie/alternative/alt-country shit. Listen, just take a look at http://last.fm/user/jesstech

Books
im terrible about forcing myself to sit down and read (i do peruse various internet publications of less scholarly merit) but here's a few books i like! oh you're going to be so disappointed in me
• Twilight
• I LOVE ILLUSTRATED CHILDREN'S BOOKS??? its not creepy its cool okay
• yo just kidding about Twilight of course. man. i tried to watch the movie once but i couldn't make it past the fact that edward cullen actually sparkles??? like a fucking child's macaroni and glitter craft project. what the hell

Movies
• pretty much anything animated or with talking animals in it because i gotta be like that
Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Events, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Rushmore, How to Train Your Dragon, Where the Wild Things Are, Coraline, Monster's Inc, Serenity, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Space Jam... i've enjoyed too many to list
• unconventional dramas like Winter's Bone or Big Fish

TV
GOD TV IS SO GOOD RIGHT NOW
Mad Men, Portlandia, Twin Peaks, Nova, Nature, Parks & Recreation, 30 Rock, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Strangers with Candy
Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job, Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, YOU KNOW THE DRILL

Food
sushi, fucking tagging sushi
• authentic mexican taqueria tacos with all dem onions and cilantro whoo babe
• i love cooking with people i'm just bad at choosing things to make myself

Cartoons??? you didnt ask but i dont care
Regular Show
Adventure Time
Venture Bros.
Winnie the Pooh
• ~ttl 90s kid~ Rocko's Modern Life, The Angry Beavers, Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, CatDog (shut up i actually liked CatDog), Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, Tale Spin, etc etc
• lets just list every Disney Afternoon cartoon series here okay
• the occasional anime?? the most mainstream of which i like is Darker than Black and definitely includes Bobobo–bo Bo-bobo.
• just finally watched Evangelion and loved it and now i understand why i like Darker than Black so thats kind of cool
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• a warm, comfortable bed
• hot showers
• gotta have that internet
• cartoons, cuddles & cum
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
myself. also rabbits
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
• sadd n' lonely
• dick deep in code
• drunk, watching Looney Tunes alone
• cuddling my stuffed Rabbit plush who is NEARLY MY SIZE hes very big and soft u_u
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a furry. Dang!!! So I guess it would be “great” if you were “okay” with that because I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about cartoon animal people, discussing cartoon animal people, conversing with people who pretend they are cartoon animal people, etc

I like to think I'm a reasonably sane furry, though, and it's important for me to have a sense of humor about it!!

Furry right now is experiencing a bit of a renaissance amongst the small-press, indie comix artist scene and there's been a tremendous influx of incredibly cool people who wholeheartedly bask in the glow of 12ft muscletuar erotica. I like to think I pioneered some of that. There's some great people here and a heck of a lot of talent!!

As long as your definition of 'talent' includes on-model drawings of Disney animals doin the nasty which it should because thats one heck of a talent and you can't tell me otherwise, buster
You should message me if
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you laugh at this picture

You should not hesitate another second if you draw things like that picture