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r0b0tr0ck

30 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.

I'd describe myself as somewhat cynical and introverted (I'm an INTP), but not taking myself too seriously is a priority. Misanthropic tendencies aside, I'm really not that bad of a guy; patience, empathy, and communication are important to me. My sense of humor is pretty dry and whimsy kind of annoys me, but you should take a nuanced approach to that last statement, spontaneity can be hilarious and refreshing... just please try to have your shit together at least a little bit. I like vegging out playing games or screwing around outdoors equally. Good food, good conversation, and some depravity every now and again are also high on my list.
What I’m doing with my life
Fuck, I dunno, moving from one existential crisis to the next?
...That being said, since this is a dating website I suppose I should try to pick up some points by mentioning that I DO have a cool job that I enjoy. I just got back from a trip abroad and generally like to travel and blah blah blah, but who doesn't?
I’m really good at
critical thinking, details, being loyal, levity, spending hours on wikipedia tangents, reevaluating first impressions, binging on good tv/book/movie series. being on time.
The first things people usually notice about me
i dunno, light shining out of the cracks in my human suit?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I suppose here's where I should mention my slightly debilitating addiction to a few forms of popular media. I'm going to list shit; that's right, I'm a lister. You're just going to have to deal with it.

TV: Now that we don't actually need cable to watch this, I have flushed many a night down the toilet indulging. A few favorites include: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (my true love), Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development (blah blah blah people being awful to each other, you get the idea) Party Down, Boardwalk Empire,Veep (best swearing on TV), The Wire , Tim and Eric, Peep Show, Archer, The Trip, Louie, shitty A&E shows, good OPB shows, BSG, Star Trek! (mostly TNG), Documentaries or Science related stuff (Planet Earth, Life, Sagan's Cosmos)....yeah and Game of Thrones, natch.

Movies: Love these. Science Fiction mostly, stuff like ALIEN/ALIENS, Blade Runner (tears in rain, man.), Gattaca, Moon, The Fountain, Solaris (the Soderbergh one), Dark City, Children of Men, District 9, The Fall, There Will Be Blood, 12 Monkeys. John Carpenter's stuff. American Psycho (Would you like to hear today's specials? Not if you want to keep your spleen.) Idiocracy. Anything Bill Murray. More often than not, Wes Anderson. Coen Bros, duh. oh, and Lethal Weapon 5 and Thunder Gun Express are up there too.

Books: Take a gander at my bookshelf and you'd find mostly sci-fi (quelle suprise), non-fiction, pop science, and angsty shit like Sartre, Kafka, and Dostoyevsky.
Comic Books: ummm better just ask me on this one.

Music: Like most people I like a little of everything, but my tastes tend to gravitate towards prog rock/metal and electronic dancey stuff, and away from folksy stuff. Here are some favorites. Tool, Ween, Matthew Dear, Lou Reed, Vince Clarke's shit, ISIS, The Smiths, The Stooges, Tycho, The Sword, Kraftwerk, Roxy Music, Washed Out, Black Sabbath, Hall & Oates, Talking Heads, M83, Daft Punk, NIN, Todd Terje, Mitch Murder, Cut Copy, The Pixies, Classixx, Tesla Boy, New Order, David Bowie, Anoraak (really anything from the Valerie Collective), ComTruise, LCD Soundsystem... and metal covers of retro video game music on youtube. like frequently.

Food: I like all kinds. REALLY like breakfast sandos and poutine. I do eat animals. And gluten. Sorry Portland.
The six things I could never do without
coffee, bourbon, salt, cheese, solitude, company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being marooned on a desert island with various world-historical individuals. North Korea. Robotic arm? The garbage patch in the Pacific. Insects. Telekinesis or telepathy?fuuuuuuck
On a typical Friday night I am
fucking up, mortgaging my saturday
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you are at least sort of a grown up (kinda tough in Portland, I know), you feel like breaking the ennui together, you might share my degenerate sense of humor... or you're just drunk.