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r3ads_a_lot

31 M Ankeny, IA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a California native moving to vast cornfields of Iowa. Why? California is very very expensive. Also, the traffic sucks. Good burritos though.

I love to read and write and I'm a bit of a nerd. I love videogames and comics and etc. etc.

I'm a secular humanist and I believe that there's no afterlife. This means two things: 1) I try to have as much fun as I can; and 2) I try to make this short existence a good one for everyone around me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently? I'm totally in the working for the weekend mode. I'm just stretching my legs and taking life as it comes to me.

I've seen some shit in the past year so I'm trying to enjoy every second I get.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good writer and a good cook. (I make damn good chili and, as my roommate put it, "The best fried rice in the world.")

Also, I can juggle and solve the rubik's cube. Though not at the same time... Yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Beard. Definitely beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm going to try and keep this short.

Books: Bluebeard by Kurt Vonnegut, Use of Weapons by Iain M. Banks, Red Harvest by Dashiell Hammett, Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco, The Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Ikiru, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Thing, Zodiac, Cabin in the Woods, Blue Velvet, Porco Rosso.

Shows: Daily Show/Colbert Report, Community, The Shield, Simpsons, The Wire, MST3K, Parks and Rec.

Music: Bon Iver, The Mountain Goats, Girl Talk, The Hood Internet, EL-P, Das Rascist, Schoolboy Q.

Food: Give me a great beer and either a burrito or a slice of pizza and I'm the happiest boy on earth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Family and friends
-Computer or something else to write with
-Whatever book I'm currently reading
-ipod
-the internet
-coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to remember the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out somewhere with good beer, good food, and good music.

Or going to bed early. Depends how the week went.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Lately I've been super homesick for California. I just keep thinking about my favorite spots to chill out on a got summer day in San Jose.

I could really go for a pint of something weird/delicious at Good Kharma right now.
You should message me if
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You want to actually have a conversation.

If you're just going to message me once and then fall off the fucking planet don't bother.