JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD. My name isn't Joey. But the point remains.

*I'm not on my computer 24/7. I just use this on my phone!

I teach 4th and 5th grade in south Minneapolis. I work hard and am dedicated to my kids.

I'm good at singing womanishly high, Beirut, teaching and fantasy football.

People notice my blue eyes and my sick beard. That being said, I just trimmed the beard. It always makes me sad when I do.

Books: Jurassic Park, World War Z, Hunger Games, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Cay

TV: Seinfeld, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Workaholics, Always Sunny, Jersey Shore, Saved by the Bell, Walking Dead, Friends, the Office, Friday Night Lights

Movies: anything with Patrick Swayze or Daniel Day Lewis, Shawshanke Redemption, Macgruber, Dark Knight, National Treasure, Shooter, Jurassic Park, Friday Night Lights, Ocean's Eleven, Sherlocke Holmes

Food: Matt's Jucy Lucies, cheese curds, cold press iced coffee, Toppers pizza, Pickles Deli Philly cheese steak (St. Lou), captain and coke zero, Chipotle... Mmm I love to eat

1. My iPhone
2. My brother and sister
3. Zombies
4. Matt's Jucy Lucies
5. Cold press iced coffee
6. Fantasy football

I'm intrigued by the idea of a potential zombie apocalypse.

Fridays are for hh and recovering from a week of long days that start at 5:30 am with 34 kiddos. That recovery can happen in various ways.

I'll admit anything... Once we're actually talking.

You're hilarious and affectionate, have big bug eyes and a side tattoo, enjoy relaxing with a drink and a solid movie, and/or get super annoyed with humans and their lack of common sense. Oh and do you wear yoga pants/ leggings? Geez those things just aren't fair....