Well, first off, I am a super secret spy. That's right ... a SUPER secret spy. I don't work for the FBI or a foreign government ... nope ... I work for your ex boyfriends ... You got it! All of you. Someone here blew my cover - Dag Nabbit! Now if this seems crazy, over paranoid or just plain stupid - that is because it is. Anyone with drug or paranoia issues ... keep walking. I don't care how recovered you think you are. I have a kid and don't need the drama. That's right! I said it. Drama D R A M A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That being said, I will continue ...

I am very into music and theatre looking for friends or a penpal, so drop me a note if you would like to talk. I have a six year old daughter that is my life. I design ads by day and a rockstar by night.
I am a bit of a funny guy ... not like ha ha funny, just quirky at times. I am very low maintenance. I hate doing dishes with a passion. I dream of some day owning my own home with a dishwasher.
Eli Roth and Adam Rapp are two of my heros. I like how they do what they want and if people dont like it, and I would go as far as to say that most dont ... then so be it.

Looking for love in all the wrong places ... any suggestions?
I have started a new band and am trying to get it off the ground.
I am playing Hedwig in a production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch this year. Go figure ... me in fishnets.
I am back in school after being out of a classroom for over ten years.

Playing Guitar and taking care of my daughter. I have to say ... that i am a mack daddy ... uh daddy ...

Well, if I am not wearing pants ... that is always it. Since that rarely ever happens, I an not really sure. To be honest, I am often times over looked. I have a rather unassuming look.

Books:
The Book Of Nod
Noctourne
Blackbird
The Sea Wolf

Movies:
Frailty
Any Vampire Movie
Cabin Fever
PCU
Real Genius
Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Music:
Silverchair
Pumpkins
Manson
Nirvana
Grand Funk
Stephen Trask
Goo Goo
Wallflowers
(what can I say ... I went to highschool in the 90s)

My Daughter
My drums
My guitar
White rice
Love
My other guitar

Music - love - life - why I suck and some of those things.

Why Mike Meyers ever thought he could pull off the cat in the hat.

Why the new singer for Blind Melon just isnt as good.

How can I get better?

Usually either chillin with my kid or playing with my band. Sometimes even both. I got my daughter those industrial ear muffs for construction workers. I am mostly def in one ear so I am trying to save her that pain in the butt.

The curse of the sane is that there is no escape. Never have I felt so grateful to have a clear mind in a mad world.
Chew on that one ...

you would like to talk. I like to talk with new in interesting people, so if you are interesting, then hit me up.
If you suck, just want to hook up or feel the need to tell me how much of a jerk I am, then don't waste your or my time. I can be a jerk if I want to be. My Mom told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up. If you don't like it, take it up with her.