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31 F Ottawa, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:30am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm hitched to my dearest athoos, because he is great. We've been together for over 5 years now, and all thanks to OKC. Thanks, OKC!

I'm a chubby little feminist killjoy: I talk and read about gender, intersectionality, racism, sexuality, body politics, etc, on a daily basis.

If I were a canid, I would be a golden retriever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Retail, for now at least, which is fine by me. Odds are my bosses are better than your bosses. And now I can start considering what it might be like to start my own store...

I'm also volunteering with the Humane Society, because animals (yes, I know there's a theme here).

I fill my life with a lot of exclamation marks (also parentheses)! I am an enthusiastic person (who is full of digressions and asides).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a sucker and relentlessly hopeful even though I'm wrapped in a cynical package.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very short. I sound taller on the internet.

Also I get comments about my feet fairly regularly. My extremities are tiny, or at least obviously small against the T&A I have going on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(I'm a media masochist. If you tell me "This book/movie/whatever is really terrible, you should read/watch/whatever it!" I totally will. It's like junk food you can make fun of. I'm a sucker for popular culture; except not Da Vinci Code. I WILL NEVER READ YOU.)

I don't list everything I like in the world, I try for a current-ish sampling:
--Death Vessel, "Island Intervals"
--Too much time in Skyrim
--Adventure Time, come on grab your friends
--Books? Yes. All of them.

I identify quite strongly with Tiffany Aching, LSP, and most of all Tina Belcher.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My bike
-My e-reader
-Loads of sexy affection
-Pretty and expensive purses (so sue me)
-The intertubes
-Birkenstocks and Doc Martens (the category of "shoes" counts as one, okay)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Weightlifting! Soon, my pretties. Soon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often just snuggling on the couch with a sweetie (my husband, 99% of the time). I can be a loner and not the most social of people, generally speaking, but I make time to spend with my favourite people.

I'm cheerfully happy to do all sorts of things and I like it to be active -- so mostly one-on-one "let's go for a walk on Jack Pine" and not so much "let's go out with everybody and get drunk at the bar." Unless it's House of Targ and you've got a lot of quarters.

I might also be playing video games or cross stitching Beemo related ephemera while I'm at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a huge desire to stick a sign that reads "I'm a stupid baby" on my friend's progeny. Points to you if you know that reference.
You should message me if
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Alls I knows is that I'm not messaging *you* if you sent me a message that is even LESS creative than spam.