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31 F Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 9
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm hitched to my dearest athoos, because he is great. We've been together 5 years now, and all thanks to OKC. Thanks, OKC!

I'm polyamorous. See below for more info on what that entails.

I'm a big ol' feminist killjoy: I talk and read about gender, intersectionality, racism, sexuality, body politics, etc, on a daily basis.

I like spending time with other people who like smashing the patriarchy. And also dorky shit like playing MarioKart. That's good too.
What I’m doing with my life
I quite happily work at a pet food store. It's kind of great, actually. I may not be rich in money, but I am rich in puppies.

I can only work part time, and this is a fairly low stress but active solution. It tires me out! But most things do.

I'm also volunteering with the Humane Society, because animals (yes, I know there's a theme here).

Also I would like to raise service dogs, much to athoos' chagrin.

I fill my life with a lot of exclamation marks (also parentheses)! I am an enthusiastic person (who is full of digressions and asides).
I’m really good at
I'm a champ at weirding people out with my enthusiasm. I'm basically a golden retriever, but not so popular.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very short. I sound taller on the internet.

Also I get comments about my feet fairly regularly. My extremities are tiny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(I'm a media masochist. If you tell me "This book/movie/whatever is really terrible, you should read/watch/whatever it!" I totally will. It's like junk food you can make fun of. I'm a sucker for popular culture; except not Da Vinci Code. I WILL NEVER READ YOU.)

-- Rather enjoyed The City by Stella Gemmell.
-- Catching up on Once Upon a Time. That spin off sure looked crappy.
-- We really enjoyed Death Vessel, aside from their awful name. It's bad. But they are good.
--Art-is-in cronuts: sweet fucking Jesus. Unf.
The six things I could never do without
-My bike
-My e-reader
-Loads of sexy affection
-Pretty and expensive purses (so sue me)
-The intertubes
-Birkenstocks and Doc Martens (the category of "shoes" counts as one, okay)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How your user name doesn't end up reading the way you intended. Lookin' at you, Sire Bony Knight.
On a typical Friday night I am
Often just snuggling on the couch with a sweetie. I'm cheerfully happy to do all sorts of things, some of which are pretty weird by some estimation (assume it goes under "the most private thing"). I might also be playing video games or cross stitching Fox Mulder-related ephemera if I'm at home.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you get through this and are like "yeah that makes sense":

I will no longer date anyone who doesn't already have a partner, or at least a demonstrable poly history. Exceptions may be made if you're serious about doing things right. Basically, if you would do it in monogamous dating, you should do it here too.

Knowing my husband will also be a requirement moving forward. You don't need to be bestest friends (though that would be nice too!), but you need to be able to talk to each other.

Messaging him to say "Hey, I really like Maggie, I'm happy to be dating her" or whatever would be ace and go a long way.