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31 F Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm hitched to my dearest athoos, because he is great. We've been together for over 5 years now, and all thanks to OKC. Thanks, OKC!

I'm a chubby little feminist killjoy: I talk and read about gender, intersectionality, racism, sexuality, body politics, etc, on a daily basis. I try to scare off as many people as possible up front.

Obviously also I'm not monogamous. I like dudes. So much!

I like the great outdoors like a good Canadian, and being active generally (when it doesn't involve me having to drag anyone else down with me, *cough cough team sports*). I Have A Healthy Lifestyle.

(Sorry, that "no fat chicks" dog whistle amuses me.)
What I’m doing with my life
Retail, for now at least, which is fine by me. Odds are my bosses are better than your bosses.

I can only work part time, and this is a fairly low stress but active solution. It tires me out! But most things do.

I'm also volunteering with the Humane Society, because animals (yes, I know there's a theme here).

I fill my life with a lot of exclamation marks (also parentheses)! I am an enthusiastic person (who is full of digressions and asides).
I’m really good at
Being a sucker and relentlessly hopeful even though I'm wrapped in a cynical package.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very short. I sound taller on the internet.

Also I get comments about my feet fairly regularly. My extremities are tiny, or at least obviously small against the T&A I have going on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(I'm a media masochist. If you tell me "This book/movie/whatever is really terrible, you should read/watch/whatever it!" I totally will. It's like junk food you can make fun of. I'm a sucker for popular culture; except not Da Vinci Code. I WILL NEVER READ YOU.)

I don't list everything I like in the world, I try for a current-ish sampling:
--Death Vessel, "Island Intervals"
--Too much time in Skyrim
--Books? Well, it's voracious but light on the straight-white-dude-lit. I guess unless they're super super dead.
The six things I could never do without
-My bike
-My e-reader
-Loads of sexy affection
-Pretty and expensive purses (so sue me)
-The intertubes
-Birkenstocks and Doc Martens (the category of "shoes" counts as one, okay)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just assume it's really dorky, and/or libidinous.
On a typical Friday night I am
Often just snuggling on the couch with a sweetie (my husband, 99% of the time). I can be a loner and not the most social of people, generally speaking. I make time to spend with my favourite people.

But, I'm cheerfully happy to do all sorts of things and I'm active -- just mostly one-on-one "let's go for a walk on Jack Pine" and not so much "let's go out with everybody and get drunk at the bar."

I might also be playing video games or cross stitching Beemo related ephemera while I'm at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a huge desire to stick a sign that reads "I'm a stupid baby" on my friend's progeny.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Alls I knows is that I'm not messaging *you* if you sent me a message that is even less creative than spam.

So definitely message me if you're a Nigerian prince who recognizes my worth as a co-conspirator.