Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In heavy need of friends who can do things with me! I would like
friends I can watch anime with, go to the zoo and aquarium with,
make brownies with and do our hair!
the year of the church of luigism, knuckles the echidna getting
swole and no longer crying over your ex has come.
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page. smash or pass , cute or no an alot more pic
☆i'm embarrassed of myself.☆
☆i'm sad and a faggot magical girl.☆
i'm also probably most likely not worth your time.
U can ban me from facebook for pooling money to run a background
check on ur dad but u cant delete my web presence.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking real young.
Acting like a pig-disgusting aspie fuccboi on the web.
Blogging, crying and listening to objectively bad music for the
sake of being a pretentious asswipe.
Starting to do some jogging.
playing/spending money on shitty mmorpgs online.
I work at the local airport O:-)
not wearing pants.
proud kitty mommy (just adopted two baby boy kitty cats)
adult with a blog
Selector Spread Wixoss
Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon Kurisutaru
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surfing the web and tripfagging.
Checking your bags at the airport and charging you extra fees for a
seat with more leg room :)
I want to die.
I am boring.
Pretending i am a prepubescent boy.
Eating macaroni and cheese.
Speaking broken english.
Spilling my spaghetti.
Blushing and crying more than my animes.
Being bad at most things because i'm untalented and a piece of
Are you impressed yet?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
>Implying people notice me
also my super deluxe limited edition privilege checker 8000
note: i am a non-binary person and i am not a girl so please use
neutral pronouns like "they/them"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (i'll just fill this out with authors instead): Haruki
Murakami, Robert Frost and Lemony Snicket.
Movies/Shows: i dont care enough to watch tv. i do watch films on
occasions. anime charts
I love junk foods/fast foods because I am secretly a 5 year old
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
First aid kits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Those things that keep you up at night.
Getting home exclusively to get in bed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in the kitchen cooking but i'm not cooking dinner (lms if u agree
crying while masturbating (or alternatively, masturbating while
playing on my 3DS and shitposting my facebook
playing steam games???????
thinking about ☆god i want to die☆
I've taken up two new hobbies.
I'm taking up on a new hobby which will be fungal
i'm learning how to play bass.
I'm also experimenting with music production on a shitty but nice
mpk mini. No I don't use Ableton, I use Reason.
Selfies and memeing on the net.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I run a meta humor page on facebook and people think i'm a
I have my septum pierced :((((((
Please use they/them pronouns to prevent from misgendering me
because I don't identify with [girl]
I hold my pee until I'm nearly pissing myself because I'm
I'm a pyromaniac, unstable human being.(◡‿◡✿)
I don't actually do drugs.
Quirky people make me feel uncomfortable.
I'm a sub baby.
I still self harm sometimes.
I'm going to die soon.
I'm a rapper (Yung Weed)
I get constipated a lot these days.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
TL;DR i fucking suck, pls close this tab and carry on with your
day. also yes it's me a real (girl?)
i will most likely never message you first because i'm a huge
sissy, i reply though (only if you send me something of substance
and not something quirky and shit because COME ON PEOPLE! Simple
messages are boring! I want you to MAKE me want to reply to you! I
need excitement, I need you to impress me somehow!).
bonus: i will date you right away if you are the basedgod
to add to my long list of do not message me if, i will
-if you're racist
-if you're a fat or skinny shamer
-if you are a truscum who doesn't believe in non-binary
-if all you have to say is either "hey i would like to do x and x
to you" or "i wanna know more about you sexy" or "hot" or whatever
the fuck, that is harassment, and i will block you.
-if you're generally a mean and nasty person who jokes about
-if all you're looking for from me is a one night stand/to use me;
i'm not here for this and you'd waste my time.
-if you're one of those people who objectify women
-if you are one of those people who think that women are less this
and that than men.
-don't message me if any of these apply to you:
>mumford and plebs
>pic of you wearing a fedora
>"I listen to all kinds of music jaja I am international role
>(I'm not good with about me's but here's an essay)
>"anything but country"
Remember that no one owes you shit for constant compliments and
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