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40 M Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:09am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
If you go by what the computer says I am an introverted and independent guy. This is probably why I am here. I own my own place and it is paid for, no mortgage. I have a job with benefits. I am too quiet for my own good and too shy to do much about it. I guess I need a reason to want to change, however, it seems those reasons don't just drop into your lap.

Since what I write here doesn't matter, I can kill people with my mind. Unfortunately, it takes a lot of concentration and I am easily distracted. The result of not completing the process renders the target stupid. This explains why most politicians are the way they are. The remainder were just born stupid.

I have not had much luck here. In fact I wonder why I even bother to stick around. The concept seems to be ass backwards. After all in real life the woman makes the determination of whether or not a relationships starts, it might be a smile or a flip of the hair, but it is she who sets it off.

Unfortunately here the first contact is almost always going to be a guy sending a message and that means one of two things. First: either a targeted message to the intended person or Second: a blast to just about everyone that goes something like "UR hawt send me nude pics ;)", my fingers died slightly just typing that. of course must guys quickly learn that the first option doesn't work be cause too many guys employ the second.

Having looked at many profiles that say, “don't message me if you want pictures or cannot string more than four words together,” indicates that they simply don't want what would normally be found on a dating site especially a free one like this which is really marketing us to advertisers. Think abut it we give them all our demographic statistics and all they have to do is put up ads they don’t even have to pay for research.

Oh well, I guess I am starting to see why the Titanic is tilted the way it is. Anyone have a lifeboat?
What I’m doing with my life
Working and remodeling my house/condo. (I vow to finish the last details someday)
Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic and wondering why my ankles are getting wet.
Mishearing Song Lyrics
Having cats walk all over me
I’m really good at
being cat furniture with a built in back-rubber
The first things people usually notice about me
nothing, I'm like a ghost

Interestingly enough I am often told that I was the most memorable person at any event I go to. I have not for the life of me figured this out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Whatever I feel like at the time. I don't really have favorites because things change all the time. It's like being asked, "which of your cats is your favorite," how do you pick?
The six things I could never do without
Air, water, food, money, shelter and cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wondering why people cannot drive when frozen water falls out of the sky. It not like it has never snowed in Cleveland before.

How much better the world would be if Archduke Ferdinand's driver had been told to go straight instead of following the original parade route.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Yeah I work third shift so my Friday nights start at 2:30 on Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a furry and anime geek
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating