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rachaelsaurus

27 F Pleasanton, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bleeding heart ruthless liberal, news junkie, immensely quirky, frequent attendee of live shows, proclaimed fast-talker, purveyor of constant useless and random information, enormously travel buggin', proud sports fan, offender of overuse of hyperbole (I LITERALLY love it!) unabashedly a goofball, and microbrew, red wine, and (bourbon) whiskey affectionado.

Also, I'm an ENFJ for you Myer Briggs nerds.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to save the planet. But more importantly, I'm trying to make you (yeah, YOU) laugh.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Assembling random dance parties amongst the masses, making the best iTunes playlists your ears have ever had the pleasure of hearing, spending copious amounts of unnecessary time on Wikipedia, watching a plethora of baby animal videos, saying the most profane things imaginable, and of course, living every day like it's Shark Week.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're Jewish AND Indian? Whaaaaat?!"

"Hey, you're shorter than I thought." [How tall did you think I was? GIANT.]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section honestly couldn't be more vague. But, I will humor you, OK Cupid.

Favorite books:
To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, The Alchemist, Midsummer Night's Dream and a Streetcar Named Desire. Basically, anything terribly post-modern, and if it has a long, rambling, nonsensical stream of consciousness, well, that's even better.

Favorite Movies:
I can't say I watch a lot of movies, but I really liked Inception. Conversely, I really also like musicals. Classic pairing.

Favorite TV Shows:
Friends, Sex and the City (yes, I am a female), Glee, How I Met Your Mother (RIP), Mad Men, Parks and Recreation, Newsroom, Homeland and 30 Rock.

New amendments: House of Cards, Girls (duh), Veep, Broad City, Cosmos (learn shit!), and Arrested Development (where was I all of these years?!).

Music:
I'll suffice this with my some of favorite bands--Dave Matthews Band, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Muse, anything classic rock, oldies and all 90s gangsta rap.

Food:
I have a weirdly particular yet expansive pallet. I am also really into brunch lately and will go to town on some eggs been like you would not believe. Runny eggs are the truth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order...
1. My iPhone
2. Drinks with loved ones
3. My sweet hipstermatic (now) Warby Parker Frames
4. Good tunes
5. Late nights and early mornings
6. Witty banter

And because seven is my favorite number and breaking OKC law is just so liberating...
7. NY Times
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existentialism. No, really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting the town a deep shade of red and wrecking a decent amount of havoc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a critically acclaimed, award-winning, crowd selling-out shower singer.

Every single time, I lick the knife after it's done being used with delicious, gelatinous (creamy, not that chunky shit) peanut butter. There ain't no shame here.

Also, I tend to swallow my gum after I'm done with it. Take that as you will.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like a chick who mercilessly strives to make people laugh, have fun, and really give a damn about people.