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26 • F • Pleasanton, CA
- Last Online
- Apr 17
- White, Other
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Judaism, but not too serious about it
- Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Sales / Marketing
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)
I might possibly, on the off chance, with some luck, on a good day, may able to write well.
I also got dry, sarcastic wit for dayzzzz.
To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, The Alchemist, Midsummer Night's Dream and a Streetcar Named Desire. Basically, anything terribly post-modern, and if it has a long, rambling, nonsensical stream of consciousness, well, that's even better.
I can't say I watch a lot of movies, but I might chalk that up for being a socialist. But anything thought-provoking, unwaveringly witty, or with an obsene amount of song, dance, and jazz hands is right up my alley.
Favorite TV Shows:
Friends, Sex and the City (don't hate me, I have a uterus), Smash, Glee, Grey's Anatomy, How I Met Your Mother, Mad Men, and Parks and Recreation, Newsroom, Homeland, 30 Rock.
I'll suffice this with my some of favorite bands--Dave Matthews Band, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Muse, anything classic rock, oldies and all 90s gangsta rap.
I have a weirdly particular yet expansive pallet.
1. My iPhone
2. The homies and la familia
3. My sweet hipstermatic Ray-Ban frames
4. Good tunes
5. Late nights and early mornings
6. Witty banter
And because seven is my favorite number and breaking OKC law is just so liberating...
7. NY Times
Also, every single time, I lick the knife after it's done being used with delicious, gelatinous (creamy, not that chunky shit) peanut butter. There ain't no shame here.
I'm apparently feeling quite for a lack of a better term, "sharey" at the moment--I almost without fail, as much as I try not to, always swallow...my gum.
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- Ages 21–30
- Near me
- Who are single
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