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My self-summary
Bleeding heart ruthless liberal, news junkie, immensely quirky, frequent attendee of live shows, proclaimed fast-talker, purveyor of constant useless and random information, enormously travel buggin', proud sports fan, offender of overuse of hyperbole (I LITERALLY love it!) unabashedly a goofball, (bourbon) whiskey affectionado.

Also, I'm an ENFJ for you Myer Briggs nerds.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to save the planet. But more importantly, I'm trying to make you (yeah, YOU) laugh.
I’m really good at
Assembling random dance parties amongst the masses, making the best iTunes playlists your ears have ever had the pleasure of hearing, spending copious amounts of unnecessary time on Wikipedia, watching a plethora of baby animal videos, saying the most profane things imaginable, and of course, living every day like it's Shark Week.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You're Jewish AND Indian? Whaaaaat?!"

"Hey, you're shorter than I thought." [How tall did you think I was? GIANT.]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This section honestly couldn't be more vague. But, I will humor you, OK Cupid.

Favorite books:
To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, The Alchemist, Midsummer Night's Dream and a Streetcar Named Desire. Basically, anything terribly post-modern, and if it has a long, rambling, nonsensical stream of consciousness, well, that's even better.

Favorite Movies:
I can't say I watch a lot of movies, but I really liked Inception. Conversely, I really also like musicals. Classic pairing.

Favorite TV Shows:
Friends, Sex and the City (yes, I am a female), Glee, How I Met Your Mother (RIP), Mad Men, Parks and Recreation, Newsroom, Homeland and 30 Rock.

New amendments: House of Cards, Girls (duh), Veep, Broad City, Cosmos (learn shit!), and Arrested Development (where was I all of these years?!).

I'll suffice this with my some of favorite bands--Dave Matthews Band, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Muse, anything classic rock, oldies and all 90s gangsta rap.

I have a weirdly particular yet expansive pallet. I am also really into brunch lately and will go to town on some eggs Bene like you would not believe. Runny eggs are the truth.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order...
1. My iPhone
2. Drinks with loved ones
3. My sweet hipstermatic (now) Warby Parker Frames
4. Good tunes
5. Late nights and early mornings
6. Witty banter

And because seven is my favorite number and breaking OKC law is just so liberating...
7. NY Times
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Existentialism. No, really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Painting the town a deep shade of red and wrecking a decent amount of havoc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a critically acclaimed, award-winning, crowd selling-out shower singer.

Every single time, I lick the knife after it's done being used with delicious, gelatinous (creamy, not that chunky shit) peanut butter. There ain't no shame here.

Also, I tend to swallow my gum after I'm done with it. Take that as you will.
You should message me if
If you like a chick who mercilessly strives to make people laugh, have fun, and really give a damn about people.