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26 F Pleasanton, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
White, Other
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Bleeding heart ruthless liberal, news junkie, immensely quirky, frequent attendee of live shows, proclaimed fast-talker, purveyor of constant useless and random information, enormously travel buggin', proud sports fan (ask me my favorite teams), offender of overuse of hyperbole (I LITERALLY love it!) unabashedly a goofball, and microbrew, red wine, and Irish whiskey affectionado.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to save the planet. But more importantly, I'm trying to make you (yeah, YOU) laugh.
I’m really good at
Assembling random dance parties amongst the masses, making the best iTunes playlists your ears have ever had the pleasure of hearing, spending copious amounts of unnecessary time on Wikipedia, watching a plethora of baby animal videos, saying the most profane things imaginable, throwing sharp objects like Ninja stars, correcting your grammar and silently loathing you for it, and of course, living every day like it's Shark Week.

I might possibly, on the off chance, with some luck, on a good day, may able to write well.

I also got dry, sarcastic wit for dayzzzz.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You're Jewish AND Indian? Whaaaaat?!", or my perfectly Greek inspired Adonis-like figure, obviously. But real talk, personality wise it's most likely my positivity and approachability, and aesthetics wise, it's probably kick ass year round, au natural tan, or how I'm rather short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This section honestly couldn't be more vague. But, I will humor you, OK Cupid.

Favorite books:
To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, The Alchemist, Midsummer Night's Dream and a Streetcar Named Desire. Basically, anything terribly post-modern, and if it has a long, rambling, nonsensical stream of consciousness, well, that's even better.

Favorite Movies:
I can't say I watch a lot of movies, but I might chalk that up for being a socialist. But anything thought-provoking, unwaveringly witty, or with an obsene amount of song, dance, and jazz hands is right up my alley.

Favorite TV Shows:
Friends, Sex and the City (don't hate me, I have a uterus), Smash, Glee, Grey's Anatomy, How I Met Your Mother, Mad Men, and Parks and Recreation, Newsroom, Homeland, 30 Rock.

I'll suffice this with my some of favorite bands--Dave Matthews Band, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Muse, anything classic rock, oldies and all 90s gangsta rap.

I have a weirdly particular yet expansive pallet.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order...
1. My iPhone
2. The homies and la familia
3. My sweet hipstermatic Ray-Ban frames
4. Good tunes
5. Late nights and early mornings
6. Witty banter

And because seven is my favorite number and breaking OKC law is just so liberating...
7. NY Times
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Existentialism. No, really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Painting the town a deep shade of red and wrecking a decent amount of havoc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a critically acclaimed, award-winning, crowd selling-out shower singer.

Also, every single time, I lick the knife after it's done being used with delicious, gelatinous (creamy, not that chunky shit) peanut butter. There ain't no shame here.

I'm apparently feeling quite for a lack of a better term, "sharey" at the moment--I almost without fail, as much as I try not to, always gum.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you like a chick who mercilessly strives to make people laugh, have fun, and really give a damn about people.