i am great and everything i like is the best. i don't know what else i am supposed to write here, i just told you everything.

i suppose, though, if you must know, these are some of the things that make me happy:
wedding music. the things people do when they're half asleep. when people who do famous cartoon character voices go on talkshows. textured surfaces that leave imprints on your body. beating the system. rachel sandwiches. pools. different ways to wash my face. when cartman sings. when non-stupid guys call me baby. popping fish eggs. updating my ipod. piercing cherry tomatoes with a fork. ruining the mood. the ladies who work at dragon ball tea house. being wonderfully excessive. the way the sun feels when you step out in it. chewing my gum with half of it hanging out of my mouth. watching people try to hula hoop. driving with reckless abandon. when people dont steal my interests. calling my mom a lesbian. sitting in the trunk. watching good looking men grocery shop. holding on. letting go. when security guards bob their heads at shows. time lapse photography(mainly of flowers blooming). good and bad health. things bands did before they got signed. appropriate euphemisms. drugs. the willful suspension of disbelief. inappropriate touching. watching the audience dance at the beginning of ellen. when you kiss my head when i'm laughing. when people play along. grey skies of winter. educated guesses. going places that are far away from here. the guy at the body shop who says giddy up. perfect timing. people who cant connect the dots. brushing my teeth in the shower. doing the opposite of what people tell me to do. not being able to find the cup holder. drawing on mine or others hands. when you press your finger onto a red light and your fingertip glows red. doing the opposite of what i say i'm going to do. the aesthetic qualities of wallpaper. doing things im not supposed to. eating ice beyond the point of obsessiveness. ignoring my mother while i drive. laughing until i am about to pee. blending into the background. the sound of somebody stepping on popcorn. people with no idea of their own physical limitations.

absolutely nothing. telling myself "one more minute" a million times until i do anything i have to do. eating icing for breakfast and trying to be who i want to be.

cooking. making people feel stupid. picking up things with my feet. being brutally honest. taking a long time to do something that takes 5 seconds. kicking ass and taking names. making shitty profiles.

my hair is really long and i have a nice butt. also probably that i am squawking while laughing hysterically about something or scowling like a bitch.

books: children's books

movies: mrs. doubtfire, ace ventura pet detective, tiny toon adventures: how i spent my summer vacation

music: when zach galifianakis plays the piano

food: anything an unsupervised 5 year old would eat

sugar, music, trees, eyebrows, laughter, traveling, learning, my inability to follow instructions.

winning the lottery without buying a ticket. traveling. love.

watching dvds and eating and wondering how my life can hold all the excitement i put in it.

tagging bullshit like dancing singing gymnastics water polo synchronized swimming and competitive tap dancing to get 85%

i am an open book. ask and i will tell, even if you don't actually want to know. i am impossible to offend.

you don't mind that i might drool into your bong. you are really tall. you love ethnic food. you can accept the fact that i will be late for everything always. you want someone to make you laugh until you poop. you want to kiss my dog on top of her head as much as i do. you appreciate a girl who loves star wars and comic books.

(alternatively, you should not message me if you make multiple mistakes in spelling and grammar or you have a unibrow.)

also also also, stop fucking winking at me! it's stupid and pointless and if you want to talk to me just say something intelligent.