Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate writing about myself, so if that kind of lack of
self-reflection or the inability to satisfactorily describe one's
self in a few paragraphs is something that is likely to interest
you, then you will like me. Also, I'm really good in-person.
I don't anything to seriously, or I take everything seriously,
which is kind of the same thing.
Body Type is Fit-ish--good DNA, bad self-discipline. Facial hair
length is a random variable with an exponential distribution, as
shaving events are best described by a Poisson process with a
seasonally-varying lambda--in case you care about that kind of
thing, which I obviously don't.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I build things-- real things that interact with the real world of 4
dimensions--complicated things that require years to design and
rely on millions of man-months of accumulated knowledge written
down in books.
Applying Maxwell's Equations.
Far away lands I've been to:
→ Kauai Hawaii, Alaska
Cool career things I've done:
∙ Modeled neural implant signals to control prosthetic limbs
∙ Patented completely useless nanotechnology
∙ Designed radar that detects Kim Jong-Un, al-Zawahiri, Les Stroud
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...logical and visual reasoning that begets expertise in math &
physics; billiards; talking to computers; radar; making people
laugh; ms-pacman; assembling Ikea without directions
I really like hiking, skiing, photography and most anything
outdoors (expect boats), but I'm only competent, not an expert.
Also driving--that is fun, especially RWD manual transmission cars
or 4x4s off-road.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm way more genuine and interesting in person than my online
presence would suggest. This also means I'm really bad at social
media, so stop asking me for help with your lame ass social media
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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» Catcher in the Rye, Huckleberry Finn, The Road, Wikipedia!
» Pulp Fiction, Avatar, Princess Bride, Empire Strikes Back
» Sopranos, Lost (gotten worse with time), TED Talks, Breaking Bad
(gets better with time), and Mormon, of course
» ♫ Beatles ♫, Beck, Beastie Boys, BB King, biggie, Blondie, Bob
» tenderloin (rare), salmon (raw), oysters, ice cream, sweet
potato, spicy Thai food, wine, stinky cheese, beer & gin
cocktails that don't contain vermouth
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
....a time machine:
1) slip Hilter some Molly
2) make out with a Neanderthal
3) cock block my great-grandfather
4) give machine guns to the Incas
5) collect trilobites for my fish tank
6) take a holographic video in the year 2552 (after the robot
takeover of the Earth) and show it to Isaac Asimov on his death bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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that this question makes me want to punch some asshole in the face
(although I would never punch anyone without justifiable reason)
You should message me if
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you are ready to be surprised
you think you are smarter than me (there's a very good chance you
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