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Turtles2Infinity

37 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate writing about myself, so if that kind of lack of self-reflection or the inability to satisfactorily describe one's self in a few paragraphs is something that is likely to interest you, then you will like me. Also, I'm really good in-person.

I don't anything to seriously, or I take everything seriously, which is kind of the same thing.

Body Type is Fit-ish--good DNA, bad self-discipline. Facial hair length is a random variable with an exponential distribution, as shaving events are best described by a Poisson process with a seasonally-varying lambda--in case you care about that kind of thing, which I obviously don't.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I build things-- real things that interact with the real world of 4 dimensions--complicated things that require years to design and rely on millions of man-months of accumulated knowledge written down in books.

Applying Maxwell's Equations.

Far away lands I've been to:
→ Kauai Hawaii, Alaska
→ Madrid/Seville
→ Germany/Austria/Czech
→ Amsterdam/Paris
→ Cambodia/Thailand

Cool career things I've done:
∙ Modeled neural implant signals to control prosthetic limbs
∙ Patented completely useless nanotechnology
∙ Designed radar that detects Kim Jong-Un, al-Zawahiri, Les Stroud and Shamu
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...logical and visual reasoning that begets expertise in math & physics; billiards; talking to computers; radar; making people laugh; ms-pacman; assembling Ikea without directions

I really like hiking, skiing, photography and most anything outdoors (expect boats), but I'm only competent, not an expert. Also driving--that is fun, especially RWD manual transmission cars or 4x4s off-road.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm way more genuine and interesting in person than my online presence would suggest. This also means I'm really bad at social media, so stop asking me for help with your lame ass social media startup, Zuckerberg.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
» Catcher in the Rye, Huckleberry Finn, The Road, Wikipedia!
» Pulp Fiction, Avatar, Princess Bride, Empire Strikes Back
» Sopranos, Lost (gotten worse with time), TED Talks, Breaking Bad (gets better with time), and Mormon, of course
» ♫ Beatles ♫, Beck, Beastie Boys, BB King, biggie, Blondie, Bob Dylan
» tenderloin (rare), salmon (raw), oysters, ice cream, sweet potato, spicy Thai food, wine, stinky cheese, beer & gin cocktails that don't contain vermouth
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
....a time machine:

1) slip Hilter some Molly
2) make out with a Neanderthal
3) cock block my great-grandfather
4) give machine guns to the Incas
5) collect trilobites for my fish tank
6) take a holographic video in the year 2552 (after the robot takeover of the Earth) and show it to Isaac Asimov on his death bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Complexity
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
, because I think.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that this question makes me want to punch some asshole in the face (although I would never punch anyone without justifiable reason)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are ready to be surprised
you think you are smarter than me (there's a very good chance you aren't)