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radioctrlchicke
23 / F / bisexual / Single
Tukwila, Washington
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Undeclared
- Height
- 5' 4" (1.65m).
- Body Type
- Overweight
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Often
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from space camp
- Job
- Unemployed
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am ba ba be da ba, da da de da, and Ding-Ding.
My Self-Summary
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Do NOT message me until you've read all the
way down to .... ...
Update 11/20/2009: This profile is under revision again. I had a rather intense spiritual experience with myself, and this profile will eventually reflect that.
Preface: This profile is INCREDIBLY long. I mean, really. Grab a drink, perhaps a bite to eat, stretch, and prepare to read.
Disclaimers
-I classify as polyamorous, though more in philosophy than practice. This is explained later, and this profile is quite long enough without me repeating myself.
-I am, on a hormonal level, a man with a vagina. I still call myself a jewish grandmother, and den-mother, because I am ultimately female. I harbour no desire to be male, though I would REALLY love to be able to cockslap someone.
-If you're trying to convert people to your religion, lifestyle, eating habits, or brand of vacuum, kindly please fuck off.
-If you're Catholic/Vegan/Vegetarian/A Fan of Dyson, but also fine with the fact that I'm a Pagan/Buddhist/Jew/Leather-Wearing/Omnivorous/Electrolux-using person... please keep reading. (These are examples, not sole definitions. Don't be a twat).
I don't mind different viewpoints, in fact, I embrace them, but kindly please respect my viewpoints, and I'll respect yours. Do not be so insecure in your convictions that you are not able to discuss or debate them. Life is about learning, evolving, changing, and making yourself a better person. I firmly feel that people who are incapable of even HEARING someone else's views, are - for a lack of a better/nicer term - weak. While I will be the first person to point out my own flaws and defects, and graciously accept someone pointing out something I may have overlooked (constructive feedback only, please, I have no time for trolls, don't bother wasting yours), I also firmly believe that some things people see as defects in myself are things that I see as a positive, some things they see as a positive are things I see as defects.
-I'm a stoner. I smoke just about daily, but don't condone pushing it on other people.
-I like psychadelics.
-I used to lie a lot in order to create a protective shield of badassery around myself. This has stopped.
-My grasp on (the standard definition of) reality is tenuous at best.
-I have a slew of miscellaneous mental disorders, some diagnosed by professionals, some are me doing extensive research and concluding that it's most likely true. I refuse to medicate myself for any of these said conditions, as I feel that the only way to truly overcome something is to face it head-on. They are my personal battles, and I do not desire a crutch to impede me. I do not use them as an excuse for my behaviour, for the exception of HFA, which I really only use to explain my feelings on broccoli.
While I do understand that the severity of some conditions does require medication to be functional, I firmly believe that most people just want to be 'fixed', and are too eager to concede to drugging themselves and dealing with shitty side effects than to actually try to deal with their issues. I could go on for HOURS about this, but again, this profile is long enough as is.
The Gist Of It
I am called Camille. I like to listen to music, cook, crochet, read, drink, sing, dance, cuddle, and hug strangers. I am strange.
The Story Behind The Name
A lot of people have been asking, so I'll explain it here. The name RadioCtrlChicke was supposed to be RadioCtrlChickeN. My pinkie got ahead of my ring finger. The name comes from an evening with my ex. I have an electric meat thermometer which has a wireless console to check the temperature and such. It looks like a Gameboy. I was roasting a chicken, and sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor, staring in the window of the oven, pretending I was flying it around in the oven, dodging obstacles. She asked what I was doing, I informed her that I was pretending the chicken was the Penguin from Spyro. She said it was a Radio Control Chicken, I said "that should be a screen name!". /Nostalgia
Update 11/20/2009: This profile is under revision again. I had a rather intense spiritual experience with myself, and this profile will eventually reflect that.
Preface: This profile is INCREDIBLY long. I mean, really. Grab a drink, perhaps a bite to eat, stretch, and prepare to read.
Disclaimers
-I classify as polyamorous, though more in philosophy than practice. This is explained later, and this profile is quite long enough without me repeating myself.
-I am, on a hormonal level, a man with a vagina. I still call myself a jewish grandmother, and den-mother, because I am ultimately female. I harbour no desire to be male, though I would REALLY love to be able to cockslap someone.
-If you're trying to convert people to your religion, lifestyle, eating habits, or brand of vacuum, kindly please fuck off.
-If you're Catholic/Vegan/Vegetarian/A Fan of Dyson, but also fine with the fact that I'm a Pagan/Buddhist/Jew/Leather-Wearing/Omnivorous/Electrolux-using person... please keep reading. (These are examples, not sole definitions. Don't be a twat).
I don't mind different viewpoints, in fact, I embrace them, but kindly please respect my viewpoints, and I'll respect yours. Do not be so insecure in your convictions that you are not able to discuss or debate them. Life is about learning, evolving, changing, and making yourself a better person. I firmly feel that people who are incapable of even HEARING someone else's views, are - for a lack of a better/nicer term - weak. While I will be the first person to point out my own flaws and defects, and graciously accept someone pointing out something I may have overlooked (constructive feedback only, please, I have no time for trolls, don't bother wasting yours), I also firmly believe that some things people see as defects in myself are things that I see as a positive, some things they see as a positive are things I see as defects.
-I'm a stoner. I smoke just about daily, but don't condone pushing it on other people.
-I like psychadelics.
-I used to lie a lot in order to create a protective shield of badassery around myself. This has stopped.
-My grasp on (the standard definition of) reality is tenuous at best.
-I have a slew of miscellaneous mental disorders, some diagnosed by professionals, some are me doing extensive research and concluding that it's most likely true. I refuse to medicate myself for any of these said conditions, as I feel that the only way to truly overcome something is to face it head-on. They are my personal battles, and I do not desire a crutch to impede me. I do not use them as an excuse for my behaviour, for the exception of HFA, which I really only use to explain my feelings on broccoli.
While I do understand that the severity of some conditions does require medication to be functional, I firmly believe that most people just want to be 'fixed', and are too eager to concede to drugging themselves and dealing with shitty side effects than to actually try to deal with their issues. I could go on for HOURS about this, but again, this profile is long enough as is.
The Gist Of It
I am called Camille. I like to listen to music, cook, crochet, read, drink, sing, dance, cuddle, and hug strangers. I am strange.
The Story Behind The Name
A lot of people have been asking, so I'll explain it here. The name RadioCtrlChicke was supposed to be RadioCtrlChickeN. My pinkie got ahead of my ring finger. The name comes from an evening with my ex. I have an electric meat thermometer which has a wireless console to check the temperature and such. It looks like a Gameboy. I was roasting a chicken, and sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor, staring in the window of the oven, pretending I was flying it around in the oven, dodging obstacles. She asked what I was doing, I informed her that I was pretending the chicken was the Penguin from Spyro. She said it was a Radio Control Chicken, I said "that should be a screen name!". /Nostalgia
What I’m doing with my life
Present
-Crimping on the Street Corner for Free Hugs and The Lulz.
-I live with Shiva137 in Seattle. This brings me glee.
-We are moving to Olympia soonish.
-Sitting on the couch in my underwear researching whatever has my interest for the moment.
-Scheming.
Men and Lesbians may skip this section for the "Future" section, below. Hetero- and Bisexual women, please continue reading.
I'm also Shiva137's pimp, and personal translator. If you have received a message from me, it is most likely because I find you interesting, would like to get to know you more as someone to befriend, and also think that you and Shiva would get along. I will tell you as such in the message, as the last thing I want to do is be misleading. If you've stalked me here from Shiva's profile, and don't exactly know what to say to him, but want to message him... feel free to message me instead, I'll poke him and make him send you something first.
Future
As far as a long-term plan goes, I have no idea. Life is for living, not for planning. It's been my experience that anything I plan that is contingent upon another plan, most likely won't end up happening that way. It's frustrating when things don't go according to your plans, or when a long-term goal seems unattainable due to a small failure in your short-term. I don't like being frustrated. I've got something in mind for what I want the future to be like, but that's also based upon me not being the person I am now. I don't plan on being this person then, as that would mean that absolutely no mental, emotional, or psychological growth has happened.
Fuck.That.Shit.
some of these ideas include:
-Owning a Deli, Bakery, and Coffee shop side-by-side. They'd be called:
-Co-Owning/Managing a restaurant with my pseudo-platonic life-mate FuzzyJesus.
-Having a coffee shop with LaughAtTheMoon
-Somehow Combining the above things.
-Starting a Political Career based upon my askew view of the world.
-Starting a Mafia based upon Pastafarianism.
-Crimping on the Street Corner for Free Hugs and The Lulz.
-I live with Shiva137 in Seattle. This brings me glee.
-We are moving to Olympia soonish.
-Sitting on the couch in my underwear researching whatever has my interest for the moment.
-Scheming.
Men and Lesbians may skip this section for the "Future" section, below. Hetero- and Bisexual women, please continue reading.
I'm also Shiva137's pimp, and personal translator. If you have received a message from me, it is most likely because I find you interesting, would like to get to know you more as someone to befriend, and also think that you and Shiva would get along. I will tell you as such in the message, as the last thing I want to do is be misleading. If you've stalked me here from Shiva's profile, and don't exactly know what to say to him, but want to message him... feel free to message me instead, I'll poke him and make him send you something first.
Future
As far as a long-term plan goes, I have no idea. Life is for living, not for planning. It's been my experience that anything I plan that is contingent upon another plan, most likely won't end up happening that way. It's frustrating when things don't go according to your plans, or when a long-term goal seems unattainable due to a small failure in your short-term. I don't like being frustrated. I've got something in mind for what I want the future to be like, but that's also based upon me not being the person I am now. I don't plan on being this person then, as that would mean that absolutely no mental, emotional, or psychological growth has happened.
Fuck.That.Shit.
some of these ideas include:
-Owning a Deli, Bakery, and Coffee shop side-by-side. They'd be called:
*The Psychadelicatessen
*The Wake and Bakery
*The Church of Valdez
**as in Juan Valdez
-Co-Owning/Managing a restaurant with my pseudo-platonic life-mate FuzzyJesus.
-Having a coffee shop with LaughAtTheMoon
-Somehow Combining the above things.
-Starting a Political Career based upon my askew view of the world.
-Starting a Mafia based upon Pastafarianism.
Editors
I’m really good at
-Covering my own ass. (see the bit about greenpeace
extremists)
-Cooking
-Crocheting
-Stopping a conversation dead in it's tracks.
-Telling really bad jokes really badly.
-Comfort Snuggles and cookies.
-Losing my lighter, cigarettes, keys, cell phone, head, scarf, backpack, and left shoe 4 times in the same two-hour span.
-All of which were within 3 feet of me, at all times.
-Coming up with creative ways to say "you're pretty."
-being touchy-feely. I require physical contact to stay sane.
-Kvetching
Things I'm NOT really good at: Knowing when to shut up. Keeping Kosher. Remembering important dates. Remembering the Date, full stop. Expressing my feelings, outside of joy and anger. Anything involving short-term memory. Remembering names. Being monogamous. Eating with chopsticks. Shaving. Remembering to eat. Remembering that I already ate, and realising shortly after making food, taking a bite, and going "oh, wait... I'm still full.". Rolling cigarettes by hand (I use a little roller, no more than 2 bars with a loop of vinyl, one stationary, one on a track. It costs 2 dollars, and saves me a shit-ton of money on pre-rolled smokes.)
-Cooking
-Crocheting
-Stopping a conversation dead in it's tracks.
-Telling really bad jokes really badly.
-Comfort Snuggles and cookies.
-Losing my lighter, cigarettes, keys, cell phone, head, scarf, backpack, and left shoe 4 times in the same two-hour span.
-All of which were within 3 feet of me, at all times.
-Coming up with creative ways to say "you're pretty."
-being touchy-feely. I require physical contact to stay sane.
-Kvetching
Things I'm NOT really good at: Knowing when to shut up. Keeping Kosher. Remembering important dates. Remembering the Date, full stop. Expressing my feelings, outside of joy and anger. Anything involving short-term memory. Remembering names. Being monogamous. Eating with chopsticks. Shaving. Remembering to eat. Remembering that I already ate, and realising shortly after making food, taking a bite, and going "oh, wait... I'm still full.". Rolling cigarettes by hand (I use a little roller, no more than 2 bars with a loop of vinyl, one stationary, one on a track. It costs 2 dollars, and saves me a shit-ton of money on pre-rolled smokes.)
Editors
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me. Make a wiki-edit. I'll accept anything, including
comments from the trolls, but, kindly please use whole words, full sentences, and
proper
punctuation, otherwise I'll revise it to be MY interpretation
of what you were trying to say.
lolol i r stoopid -TrollsRUs
-If you're paying attention, the first thing you'll notice is that she's completely, fearlessly honest. If you're normal this will freak you out because normal people are conventionally expected to lie all the time. If you aren't normal-- congratulations, you've found yourself someone special. GulfPirate
She did something mean to someone on my behalf only a few minutes after meeting me since I didn't have the heart to do it myself. It was rather sweet in a malicious sort of way.
HalcyonMuse
(it wasn't all THAT mean... I just really like pointing out where people are being stupid. Sometimes a reality check is nice, but for the most part, it typically just provides me with entertainment due to their confusion.)
She is my third hand.-Shiva137
lolol i r stoopid -TrollsRUs
-If you're paying attention, the first thing you'll notice is that she's completely, fearlessly honest. If you're normal this will freak you out because normal people are conventionally expected to lie all the time. If you aren't normal-- congratulations, you've found yourself someone special. GulfPirate
She did something mean to someone on my behalf only a few minutes after meeting me since I didn't have the heart to do it myself. It was rather sweet in a malicious sort of way.
HalcyonMuse
(it wasn't all THAT mean... I just really like pointing out where people are being stupid. Sometimes a reality check is nice, but for the most part, it typically just provides me with entertainment due to their confusion.)
She is my third hand.-Shiva137
Editors
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Things in Textual Format
Currently Reading/Recently Finished:
Making History by Stephen Fry
Dean Koontz's Frankenstein - The Prodigal Son
Dean Koontz's Frankenstein - City of Night
Dean Koontz's Frankenstein - Dead and Alive
Rhyme and Prose, by Author: Neil Gaiman, Robert Heinlein, Christopher Moore, Arthur Nersesian, Pablo Neruda, Chuck Palahnuik, Dustin Cucunato, e.e.cummings, Stephen Fry
Places I go to find things to read: PhysOrg, Wikipedia, Merriam-Webster, BBC, Fox (yes, I know they're horribly biased, but, I'd rather be able to compare and contrast, and have an idea of where someone I might be debating with is getting their information from. Thorough research makes for a more effective rebuttal.)
Webcomics: XKCD, Ctrl/Alt/Del, Questionable Content, L4G, Penny Arcade, Jack.
Manga: Ultimate Muscle, Naruto, Negima
Things In Video Format
Recently Enjoyed (10/07/09):
Crank II, In Bruges, The Man From Earth, Synecdoche New York, Withnail And I, The Last House On The Left, Across The Universe, Princess Mononoke, GitS:SAC, FLAG, Naruto, Children Of Men, United States of Leland, Over The Hedge, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Star Trek: Nemesis
Things In Audio Format
Bob Dylan - To Ramona
The Dubliners - Fields of Athenry
A Perfect Circle - Judith [Renholder Mix]
Straylight Run - Existentialism On Prom Night
Scissor Sisters - Laura (Craig C's Vocal Dub Workout)
The Cure - Babble
Placebo - The Crawl
Grateful Dead - From The Heart Of Me
Citizen Cope - Appetite
David Bowie - Magic Dance
Jamiroquai - Funktion
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge
Joni Mitchell - Sisotowbell Lane
Avenged Sevenfold - M.I.A.
Marilyn Manson - The Reflecting God
Tim Rice - Gethsemane (I Only Want To Say)
Modest Mouse - Talking Shit About A Pretty Sunset
Pink Floyd - Any Colour You Like
Dr. Dre - The Roach (The Chronic Outro)
Ludovico Einaudi - Dietro Casa
Arctic Monkeys - Potion Approaching
Sonic The Hedgehog 1 Soundtrack - Labyrinth Zone
Men Without Hats - Lose My Way
Things In Digestible Format
I like food. My taste buds have been changing on me again, so I'm re-experiencing things. For example, I've, up until recently, hated tomatoes with a fiery burning passion. I was then introduced to heirloom tomatoes, and have since been craving them intensely. I am willing to try just about anything, though I tend to order more within my comfort zone, since I'm poor, and would rather be able to eat and enjoy than experiment and possibly suffer. I'm a bit of a foodie, but I'm just as likely to make some complex multi-course meal as I am to eat chicken patties and tater tots that I microwaved for a few minutes and then shallow-fried in the wok.
Things in Humanoid Format
My friends get their own little section, because they are all made of amazing, and all around the world. If we are to be friends, than you will most likely end up being around or talking to/listening to me talk about these people at some point. The list will change and grow and such, check back later for more awesome.
FuzzyJesus
Shiva137
StarWing
Rythone
GalaxeyGirl
SkippleNanifram
LaughAtTheMoon
FurCordum
OlyBard
BunnyMan
Currently Reading/Recently Finished:
Making History by Stephen Fry
Dean Koontz's Frankenstein - The Prodigal Son
Dean Koontz's Frankenstein - City of Night
Dean Koontz's Frankenstein - Dead and Alive
Rhyme and Prose, by Author: Neil Gaiman, Robert Heinlein, Christopher Moore, Arthur Nersesian, Pablo Neruda, Chuck Palahnuik, Dustin Cucunato, e.e.cummings, Stephen Fry
Places I go to find things to read: PhysOrg, Wikipedia, Merriam-Webster, BBC, Fox (yes, I know they're horribly biased, but, I'd rather be able to compare and contrast, and have an idea of where someone I might be debating with is getting their information from. Thorough research makes for a more effective rebuttal.)
Webcomics: XKCD, Ctrl/Alt/Del, Questionable Content, L4G, Penny Arcade, Jack.
Manga: Ultimate Muscle, Naruto, Negima
Things In Video Format
Recently Enjoyed (10/07/09):
Crank II, In Bruges, The Man From Earth, Synecdoche New York, Withnail And I, The Last House On The Left, Across The Universe, Princess Mononoke, GitS:SAC, FLAG, Naruto, Children Of Men, United States of Leland, Over The Hedge, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Star Trek: Nemesis
Things In Audio Format
Bob Dylan - To Ramona
The Dubliners - Fields of Athenry
A Perfect Circle - Judith [Renholder Mix]
Straylight Run - Existentialism On Prom Night
Scissor Sisters - Laura (Craig C's Vocal Dub Workout)
The Cure - Babble
Placebo - The Crawl
Grateful Dead - From The Heart Of Me
Citizen Cope - Appetite
David Bowie - Magic Dance
Jamiroquai - Funktion
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge
Joni Mitchell - Sisotowbell Lane
Avenged Sevenfold - M.I.A.
Marilyn Manson - The Reflecting God
Tim Rice - Gethsemane (I Only Want To Say)
Modest Mouse - Talking Shit About A Pretty Sunset
Pink Floyd - Any Colour You Like
Dr. Dre - The Roach (The Chronic Outro)
Ludovico Einaudi - Dietro Casa
Arctic Monkeys - Potion Approaching
Sonic The Hedgehog 1 Soundtrack - Labyrinth Zone
Men Without Hats - Lose My Way
Things In Digestible Format
I like food. My taste buds have been changing on me again, so I'm re-experiencing things. For example, I've, up until recently, hated tomatoes with a fiery burning passion. I was then introduced to heirloom tomatoes, and have since been craving them intensely. I am willing to try just about anything, though I tend to order more within my comfort zone, since I'm poor, and would rather be able to eat and enjoy than experiment and possibly suffer. I'm a bit of a foodie, but I'm just as likely to make some complex multi-course meal as I am to eat chicken patties and tater tots that I microwaved for a few minutes and then shallow-fried in the wok.
Things in Humanoid Format
My friends get their own little section, because they are all made of amazing, and all around the world. If we are to be friends, than you will most likely end up being around or talking to/listening to me talk about these people at some point. The list will change and grow and such, check back later for more awesome.
FuzzyJesus
Shiva137
StarWing
Rythone
GalaxeyGirl
SkippleNanifram
LaughAtTheMoon
FurCordum
OlyBard
BunnyMan
The six things I could never do without
For My Realist Side
Air, Water, Food, Shelter, and regrettably, Clothes and Money.
For My Idealist Side
Something to do with my hands
Friends
Physical tokens of affection; kisses, hugs, snuggles, et al.
Aural Stimulation
Sex (which should include all of the above, and NONE of the below)
Family
For My Goofy Side
Cookies, Cornbread, Cuddling, Cows, Coffee, and Cigarettes.
Air, Water, Food, Shelter, and regrettably, Clothes and Money.
For My Idealist Side
Something to do with my hands
Friends
Physical tokens of affection; kisses, hugs, snuggles, et al.
Aural Stimulation
Sex (which should include all of the above, and NONE of the below)
Family
For My Goofy Side
Cookies, Cornbread, Cuddling, Cows, Coffee, and Cigarettes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Conspiracy Theories. More so, Creating my own, and then refuting
them myself, usually as busted, sometimes as plausible. Some recent
topics have been: Pharmaceutical
Companies, Swine
Flu, Barack
Obama actually being Osama Bin Laden, Operation
Iraqi Liberation, The Energy Crisis, and
God
-The similarities between the Mafia and Greenpeace Extremists. (Note here: I say Greenpeace Extremists with emphasis on Extremists. They're not all crazy. I know this. Hippies, please keep your endangered whale fisheries and baby seals to yourself. I've got a weak stomach for that shit.)
-Anything I've read on PhysOrg.
-The Mandelbrot Set
-Octahedron and Tetragrammaton
-"Where is my Phone?" "Is it in your pocket?" "No" "Is it in your hand?" "... ... Shut up."
-Space. This is one I do not have the time to go into.
-Time. This is one I do not have the space to go into.
-Creating a Time-Space continuum, so I can think about Space and Time.
On a more serious note:
-How thinking is becoming taboo. It's disgustingly obvious on this site that a good portion of people don't know how to utilise their brains. I do not consider myself a genius, nor do I consider myself wise. I do, however, like using my brain. We're being trained out of our problem-solving skills. This is shown in just about every public school system in this country. We're being taught to do menial paperwork tasks, to file and organise. I'm not saying that the public school systems are necessarily doing this on purpose, but I do think that that is the effect.
-The similarities between the Mafia and Greenpeace Extremists. (Note here: I say Greenpeace Extremists with emphasis on Extremists. They're not all crazy. I know this. Hippies, please keep your endangered whale fisheries and baby seals to yourself. I've got a weak stomach for that shit.)
-Anything I've read on PhysOrg.
-The Mandelbrot Set
-Octahedron and Tetragrammaton
-"Where is my Phone?" "Is it in your pocket?" "No" "Is it in your hand?" "... ... Shut up."
-Space. This is one I do not have the time to go into.
-Time. This is one I do not have the space to go into.
-Creating a Time-Space continuum, so I can think about Space and Time.
On a more serious note:
-How thinking is becoming taboo. It's disgustingly obvious on this site that a good portion of people don't know how to utilise their brains. I do not consider myself a genius, nor do I consider myself wise. I do, however, like using my brain. We're being trained out of our problem-solving skills. This is shown in just about every public school system in this country. We're being taught to do menial paperwork tasks, to file and organise. I'm not saying that the public school systems are necessarily doing this on purpose, but I do think that that is the effect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something. I don't have a concept of time, so 'friday' is an
elusive classifier. I'm probably on here, at a bar singing my heart
out, snuggling with someone, or sexing up your grandma.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
*I'm annoyed by people who say in this section "I'm an open book"
or some similar type of cop-out, without actually revealing
anything. You people do realise you can just LEAVE IT
BLANK, right?
*I don't shave, unless I'm incredibly bored, and even then, I usually don't shave my legs, I shave my arms.
*I wish I could grow a beard.
*I'm freakishly afraid of heights, but am trying to overcome it, by making myself look off of ledges, and other things that freak me out.
*I dropped out of high school at 16 and switched over to an independent study course, which I didn't finish until I was 20 out of sheer laziness/constant loss of books, and probably wouldn't have finished for as long as possible after that, except, I started culinary school.
*I'm dyslexic, and it shows when I read out loud.
*I have a hard time pronouncing certain words, and with some things, have just conceded to saying them wrong amongst friends and family, as they know what I'm trying to say, and avoid saying them at all amongst strangers.
*I have extreme difficulty multiplying in my head, and when I do, I use my fingers in the air as placeholders for imaginary numbers, so I can visualise the problem. I also tend to pretend I have a calculator on my forehead, and tap out the numbers as I'm inputting them into my imaginary display.
*I have an intensely vivid imagination - this causes issue at times, as I tend to get lost in my own brain.
*I have a nervous tic where I scratch at my head/nose/legs in an incredibly rapid fashion for 2-15 seconds, depending upon the intensity. I restrain it in company, or pass it off as "my nose itched." My roommates and I call it "gerbiling" because it sounds like a gerbil grooming itself.
*I don't believe in Romantic love. (see below)
I'm an open book. Consider the above a back-cover excerpt.
Below: I don't believe that there are different types of love. There is only one love. It's called 'Love.' It's just the degree to which you love someone that matters. I love everyone I know, just some more than others. People today seem to have issues quantifying things, and instead, they categorise. It's just not for me. Marley said it best. One Love, One Heart. Now, Let's get together, and feel alright.
*I don't shave, unless I'm incredibly bored, and even then, I usually don't shave my legs, I shave my arms.
*I wish I could grow a beard.
*I'm freakishly afraid of heights, but am trying to overcome it, by making myself look off of ledges, and other things that freak me out.
*I dropped out of high school at 16 and switched over to an independent study course, which I didn't finish until I was 20 out of sheer laziness/constant loss of books, and probably wouldn't have finished for as long as possible after that, except, I started culinary school.
*I'm dyslexic, and it shows when I read out loud.
*I have a hard time pronouncing certain words, and with some things, have just conceded to saying them wrong amongst friends and family, as they know what I'm trying to say, and avoid saying them at all amongst strangers.
*I have extreme difficulty multiplying in my head, and when I do, I use my fingers in the air as placeholders for imaginary numbers, so I can visualise the problem. I also tend to pretend I have a calculator on my forehead, and tap out the numbers as I'm inputting them into my imaginary display.
*I have an intensely vivid imagination - this causes issue at times, as I tend to get lost in my own brain.
*I have a nervous tic where I scratch at my head/nose/legs in an incredibly rapid fashion for 2-15 seconds, depending upon the intensity. I restrain it in company, or pass it off as "my nose itched." My roommates and I call it "gerbiling" because it sounds like a gerbil grooming itself.
*I don't believe in Romantic love. (see below)
I'm an open book. Consider the above a back-cover excerpt.
Below: I don't believe that there are different types of love. There is only one love. It's called 'Love.' It's just the degree to which you love someone that matters. I love everyone I know, just some more than others. People today seem to have issues quantifying things, and instead, they categorise. It's just not for me. Marley said it best. One Love, One Heart. Now, Let's get together, and feel alright.
You should message me if
...you would like to help me create a time machine.
...you would like to debate with me the possible outcomes of creating said time-machine, and discuss what things you would change, and what effects they might have.
...you would like to discuss that maybe someone already has, and that we're just one sect of a whole series of overlapping planes of existence. (No, I'm not a string theorist.. yet.)
...you would like to come to a potluck.
...you want to try bacon brownies.
...you have noticed a grammatical/spelling/continuity error in my profile, or have a suggestion to offer as to a change for it.
This does not mean message me to tell me my profile is too long, and that I should make it shorter. If anything, I'd respond with "yeah, sure" and then max out the space for a section with zeros, prefaced by the reason why. Yes, I acknowledge that this is rather petty, but, if you're going to interact with me, you'd better be prepared to read, talk, and think. I don't believe in sugar-coating myself, or only putting my best-face forward, until a later date when all the bad shit that would scare people off comes out. That's a waste of my time, and a waste of yours.
...you want to argue/debate with me about anything stated in the above sections. (Side note: If you do message me for this purpose, kindly please have your facts accessible, preferably with sources so I can go read the information for myself, if need be. I am not afraid to shove logic up your ass sideways without lube, but I would much prefer to have a discussion than a one-sided conversation with a humanoid brick wall. I'd rather talk to a real brick wall.)
...you understand why I used "believe" instead of "think" in the section below.
Do not message me if you:
-Believe that 'u' is a suitable substitute for 'you'.
-Believe that 'to' is the only way to spell the word, or '2' is a suitable substitute.
-Believe that 'I'm horny' is an acceptable response to a "how are you?" from a stranger. (I'm fine with this as a response once we're friends, because I can follow up with a suitable response.)
-Do not send a message that you do not wish to receive a response from.
-I will most likely not send you a message, no matter how many times I've stalked you. If you think you might like to talk to me, and have managed to at least read THIS section, and still aren't scared off, please do so, even if it's just "Hi." I dislike wasting my time messaging someone who obviously didn't read my profile before responding. Even worse is when there is an agreement to meet, and the person seems baffled/appalled/confused/disgusted by some of the things which are discussed, and my views on something, most of which are outlined in my profile. You'd be surprised how many people have decided not to hang out with me again because they didn't realise I'm a fatass from my pictures (despite the fact I list myself as 'overweight', and made sure to include a picture which fairly represents my current body shape, however unflattering it may be. I don't do 'flattering'. I do honest.)
-Winks will get you a recipe for a food I think you'll like based upon your interests in your food section, or an article from PhysOrg, for you Cat-Yodeling Engineer types.
....Here.
...you would like to debate with me the possible outcomes of creating said time-machine, and discuss what things you would change, and what effects they might have.
...you would like to discuss that maybe someone already has, and that we're just one sect of a whole series of overlapping planes of existence. (No, I'm not a string theorist.. yet.)
...you would like to come to a potluck.
...you want to try bacon brownies.
...you have noticed a grammatical/spelling/continuity error in my profile, or have a suggestion to offer as to a change for it.
This does not mean message me to tell me my profile is too long, and that I should make it shorter. If anything, I'd respond with "yeah, sure" and then max out the space for a section with zeros, prefaced by the reason why. Yes, I acknowledge that this is rather petty, but, if you're going to interact with me, you'd better be prepared to read, talk, and think. I don't believe in sugar-coating myself, or only putting my best-face forward, until a later date when all the bad shit that would scare people off comes out. That's a waste of my time, and a waste of yours.
...you want to argue/debate with me about anything stated in the above sections. (Side note: If you do message me for this purpose, kindly please have your facts accessible, preferably with sources so I can go read the information for myself, if need be. I am not afraid to shove logic up your ass sideways without lube, but I would much prefer to have a discussion than a one-sided conversation with a humanoid brick wall. I'd rather talk to a real brick wall.)
...you understand why I used "believe" instead of "think" in the section below.
Do not message me if you:
-Believe that 'u' is a suitable substitute for 'you'.
-Believe that 'to' is the only way to spell the word, or '2' is a suitable substitute.
-Believe that 'I'm horny' is an acceptable response to a "how are you?" from a stranger. (I'm fine with this as a response once we're friends, because I can follow up with a suitable response.)
-Do not send a message that you do not wish to receive a response from.
-I will most likely not send you a message, no matter how many times I've stalked you. If you think you might like to talk to me, and have managed to at least read THIS section, and still aren't scared off, please do so, even if it's just "Hi." I dislike wasting my time messaging someone who obviously didn't read my profile before responding. Even worse is when there is an agreement to meet, and the person seems baffled/appalled/confused/disgusted by some of the things which are discussed, and my views on something, most of which are outlined in my profile. You'd be surprised how many people have decided not to hang out with me again because they didn't realise I'm a fatass from my pictures (despite the fact I list myself as 'overweight', and made sure to include a picture which fairly represents my current body shape, however unflattering it may be. I don't do 'flattering'. I do honest.)
-Winks will get you a recipe for a food I think you'll like based upon your interests in your food section, or an article from PhysOrg, for you Cat-Yodeling Engineer types.
....Here.
