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radiofreejoel

29 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Amateur bartender, semi-pro brunch-eater, aspiring Birkebeiner.

I have an advanced degree in a field that hasn't been fashionable since 1840.

I've been accused of having unrealistic expectations about the dog I want to own but I'm confident that once he learns to hold a spatula pancakes will be a cinch.
What I’m doing with my life
I work downtown and while it buys fun adventures I have an exit strategy all the same. I'm knocking off med school prerequisites at the U which is surprisingly fun. I have decided to celebrate my first marathon by signing up for a second. Let the post-run brunches commence.
I’m really good at
Winning bar-dollars playing trivia. Mixing Singapore Slings. Finding interesting things on the internet. Losing (or winning?) at the increasingly difficult Uptown edition of Gay-or-Hipster. Using "twerked" instead of "tweaked" which is going to confuse a lot of people once I pull a glute.
The first things people usually notice about me
My joie de vivre. The second thing people notice is my terrible spoken French. Je suis désolé.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This feels like a Sophie's Choice situation. Is there a character limit in this space?

Books: The Brothers Karamazov, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Two Towers, The Battle Cry of Freedom, The Master and Margarita, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Kafka on the Shore, The Stranger. Excuse me, L’Étranger.
Movies: Young Frankenstein, Muppet Treasure Island, Hot Fuzz, Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, I <3 Huckabees, The Godfather, and a bunch of beautiful, serious films I can't name just now (honest).
Shows: Monty Python's Flying Circus, No Reservations, The Venture Brothers, Archer, Bob's Burgers (especially Tina's budding sexuality), Futurama, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The West Wing, That Mitchell & Webb Look, True Detective, The Wire, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Mind of a Chef.
Music: St. Vincent, Miles Davis' Kind of Blue, Radiohead, The Punch Brothers, Jamiroquai, The Bad Plus, Hindi Zahra, Metric, Jeff Buckley, Nickel Creek, Avishai Cohen, Funkadelic, Fiona Apple, pretty much anyone signed to the Daptone label (The Dap-Kings, The Budos Band, The Menahan Street Band, etc.), The Black Keys, Janelle Monáe, Saul Williams, Erykah Badu. Also, Shoop might be the Platonic Ideal of sexual empowerment. Salt 'N' Peppa are the truth.
Food: The carbonara at Bar La Grasa. Egg rolls from Pho 79. The Pork Belly Ramen at Masu. Gelato purchased with Euros and bad Italian. The hot chocolate from XOCO in Chicago. Not a very cohesive last meal, but...
The six things I could never do without
Caffeine
My Phone
My KitchenAid Mixer
Single-malt Scotch
Brightly-colored socks
Amazing/Terrible Puns

Honorable mentions go to Neil deGrasse Tyson's laugh from his Startalk podcasts with Eugene Mirman, Glam Doll Donuts, and Pilot v5 pens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get Anthony Bourdain's job. Kayaking between distilleries in Scotland. Matching my socks with my shirts and ties. Balancing a dim view of human potential with a belief in our capacity to make things better.
On a typical Friday night I am
A little while ago I made some amazing Tacos de Tinga, went to a documentary at the Lagoon about Alejandro Jodorowsky's Dune, and then had some killer drinks at Eat Street Social with two of my best friends on Earth.

A trip to Glam Doll or 112 for dessert would've made it pretty much the Platonic ideal of an excellent Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I always get a little sad when I open a Fanta and none of the Fantanas show up.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like tasty drinks.

You're ambitious about your own happiness.

You want to do a Venture Brothers marathon.

Or, come up with your own reason. Nobody likes a nihilist.