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22 M San Pedro, CA

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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name's Tristan; I'm your typical diplomatic, somewhat high-strung, egalitarian Libra. LA boi with a Pacific NW heart. Professional pirate. Fishnet aficionado. Troublesome tiger. Camouflaged queer. Jack or Jane of all trades, but master of none…yet.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing songs [], making art, acting in plays when i get the chance, becoming a super saiyan, and doing whatever pays thuh billz/supports my habits.

Finding out what LA has to offer since I left 5 years ago.
I’m really good at
Laughing inappropriately (you know you got me good if I snort), getting things done, singing for drunk people, and fending for myself generally.
The first things people usually notice about me
Anthony Hopkins once said in an interview, "What other people think of me is no business of mine," but I was once told after a Rocky Horror Show in Portland that I had won the best ass of the night award. I was wearing gold spandex shorts and two dude-bros driving by cat called me on the street. Then, they stopped the car and reversed to explain themselves when they realized I had a penis. What the fuck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot. I prefer novels. Anything by Neil Gaiman is a good pick-me-up. I just finished South of No North by Chuck Bukowski to get in that LA state of mind. Currently re-reading Catch-22 since I got a job that has a chain of command.

So many movies I love, I could never list them all. Take me to a movie, please. Just saw Grand Budapest Hotel; fucking gorgeous ["Did he just throw my cat out the window?" THERE ARE NO WORDS].

I like cartoons. Seen all of Breaking Bad, HOUSE OF CARDS (omg, so evil, but so sexy), most of Walking Dead, other stuff too but it's mostly a time-sink. Bob's Burgers has been consuming me lately.

RAAAWWWWWKKK NNNN ROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL [but also other things too: blues, ska, soul, hardcore, dancey electronic noises, folk punk. Beethoven's 9th Symphony is like an eargasm to me for some reason.]

Strict seafood diet; if I see food, I eat it [that was awful, really, please, punish me...get it? Pun-ish? o.o] Actually just became a vegetarian, so anything that ain't dead animal flesh is pretty good with me.
The six things I could never do without
$$$ (regrettably so),
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Becoming a super saiyan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Just hangin' out, just having fun, we're number one (?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am *actually* interested in making some new friends.

That being said I am a proud, ethical slut and do enjoy casual sex as long as it's safe and respectful :)
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You wanna make shit, do stuff, go places, eat things, do nothing, sleep on the beach all day, cuddle on cold days, go to open mics, do karaoke, make me watch a TV show you like, write songs, sing drunkenly, give freely, smoke all of the weed, take long walks, go on bike rides, get the fuck out of LA any chance you get, go to Burning Man, take drugs on sunny days, sell lemonade on the street for 15¢/pop, play with gender roles, go to Rocky Horror, find a club playing '60s R&B and get down with your bad self...y'know any and all of the above.