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My self-summary
Born in New Mexico, raised in California.

I tell a lot of jokes. I tell too many jokes in fact. They are all hilarious though.

I'm a calm person, so you'll rarely see me getting too upset outside of a heated video game match. I tend to just go with the flow, but left on my own I spend most of my time writing, reading, or video gaming.

I am good at conversation and debating too, since nothing you do short of assault will offend me. I told you I'm calm.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing stories. and working on websites. You can check out my current work over at http://gamemusic4all.com

I am currently trying to write a comic about people who fight robots for a living. How original!

I also help my friends organize concerts and other events around the greater Los Angeles area.
I’m really good at
I'm hilarious, and conceited about it.

Getting obsessed about something for a week or so, then becoming incredibly bored by it.

Thinking. I can do it all day, I can't control myself.

Writing, I do that a lot too.

Knowing both scientific facts, and pseudoscientific ones.

Oh yeah, I am also really good at being logical, rational, and not getting angry, like a trusty robot.
The first things people usually notice about me
The guy that is annoyingly quiet. At least until I find the perfect opportunity to deadpan a joke, making my friends laugh, and everyone else within earshot stare at me and wonder if I am serious about whatever I just said.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Seeing as how I want to be a writer, I spend a lot of time reading. A short list would include C.S. Lewis, Dalton Trumbo, Henry Miller, John Steinbeck, Chris Kohler, Bill Bryson, and most of the writers over at cracked.com.

I don't watch a ton of movies (my netflix queue is mostly tv shows and documentaries) but I always love a good thriller or cheesy action movie. I'll pretty much watch anything though.

Music is whatever you show me. I'll listen. If I had to choose someone, right now I'm on a hip hop kick it would be J. Cole, Shadowrunners, or classic 90's gangsta rap.

Oh food? I grew up poor, so I'm not picky, everything tastes great to me. I am partial to Mexican food though.

I should also mention video games again. I'll just say I like the Nintendo games and the weird games. Killer 7, Shadow of the Colossus, House of the Dead Overkill, Mortal Kombat, but also Animal Crossing, Super Mario, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. Also, Earthbound is the greatest.
The six things I could never do without
1. Science, and the technology that comes from it. (Seriously, I doubt I could last one day in an era or locale without central heating and refrigerators. How humanity survived long enough to invent these things is beyond me.)
2. A pencil and paper
3. Reason and logic
4. Video Games
5. Friends and Family
6. Oh yeah, God. That should probably be first.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I could write about and why I am being lazy and not writing them.

Rap lyrics.

Becoming a robot.

Quotes from television shows.

How to stop thinking so much. I'm thinking about it right now in fact! oohhh noooo-
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends if our schedules finally line up. Barring that, probably singing something really loudly while thinking of things to write/doing homework. Lately I've been listening to early 90s gangsta rap, since I feel particularly thug after getting thrown in jail for no reason (ask about that story sometime!).

Or I'm stuck at work again. This is more likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a secret millionaire.
You should message me if
You want to see if I can make you laugh. I bet I can.

Or if you are an LA Clippers fan.