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28 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 2
Pacific Islander
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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One man dance party.

Coffee. Black.

Born and bred in Oakland.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting doughnuts into a waffle iron making doughnut waffles.

I write about television on the San Francisco Appeal (

Regular on KOFY TV 20's Dance Party.

Neophyte game designer. Creator of the game No Benefits. It's your awful job as an even worse card game!

I've written and performed a full length one man show that I've performed around the country. The SF Weekly and SF Chronicle seemed to like it. W. Kamau Bell directed it (picks name up off floor)

I write/perform awful cover letters I write to jobs I don't want.

I used to make/sell my own beef jerky. I was the Walter White of beef jerky, without the cancer or moral decay. I am the one who dehydrates.

Universal Life Church minister marrying the fuck outta yall.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Obscure pop culture references, preferably and constantly dropped at inopportune and in-contextual moments.

The process/science of cooking. It makes me feel smart.

Karaoke (Genetically coded in me as a Filipino).

There's a lot of television out there that won't watch itself.

I got quoted in Jezebel once.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"He must really like that messenger bag."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kitchen Confidential, Just A Geek, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Gloves, The Last Great Fight, Rebel Without A Crew, The Making of A Chef, Word Freak, Jarhead, Fight Club, How to Shoot A Feature Film for Under $10,000 (And Not go to Jail), Love is a Mixtape

Rushmore, Rocky, Starship Troopers, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Better Luck Tomorrow, Radio Free Steve, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, The Wedding Singer, Chicken Rice War, Friday Night Lights, The Foot Fist Way

Andrew W.K., Explosions in the Sky, Stars, New Order, From Monument to Masses, The Skyflakes, Dealership, Electric Six, Dead Kennedys, Los Campesinos!, The Hold Steady, Arnocorps

The Soup, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Friday Night Lights, LOST, The Wire, Arrested Development, Star Trek: DS9, Battlestar Galactica, The Office, The Venture Bros., The A-Team, Beavis and Butthead, Veronica Mars, Good Eats, Community, Eastbound & Down, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Happy Endings, The Americans, Justified

Anything, as long as it had a face and is surrounded by a starch. Bonus points if it was deep fried or smoked for an inordinate amount of time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Four on the Floor disco beats
Bay Area Rapid Transit
The people who can tolerate me
So bad, it kind of becomes hypnotically haunting/hilarious dancing

Honorable mention: Aeropress w/ Hario hand grinder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel.

Fitting a hair dryer under a charcoal grill in order to increase its heat output potential.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to bed at a reasonable hour in order to get up early and be the first one at the Grand Lake Farmer's Market on Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was in a ska band in high school (but seriously, weren't we all?)

I just learned how to ride a bicycle and how to use chopsticks last year.
You should message me if
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Do in-contextual popular culture references and copious amounts of television watching sounds exciting to you? How about karaoke? All night dance parties?

Do you like cooking? Or eating? Or cooking, and then eating?

Second run movies at The New Parkway or miniature golf sound like a blast to you.