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radpaolo

28 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One man dance party.

Coffee. Black.

Born and bred in Oakland.

I got quoted in Jezebel once.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting doughnuts into waffle irons.

Writing about television on the San Francisco Appeal.

Regular on KOFY TV 20's Dance Party.

Creator of the card game No Benefits. It's your awful job as an even worse card game!

I've written and performed a full length one man show that I've performed around the country. The SF Weekly and SF Chronicle seemed to like it. W. Kamau Bell directed it (picks name up off floor) You can watch it online, message me if you want details.

I write/perform awful cover letters I write to jobs I don't want.

Universal Life Church minister marrying the fuck outta yall.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Obscure pop culture references, preferably and constantly dropped at inopportune and in-contextual moments.

The process/science of cooking.

Karaoke (Genetically coded in me as a Filipino).

All this TV won't watch itself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"He must really like that messenger bag."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Kitchen Confidential, Just A Geek, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Gloves, The Last Great Fight, Rebel Without A Crew, The Making of A Chef, Word Freak, Jarhead, Fight Club, How to Shoot A Feature Film for Under $10,000 (And Not go to Jail), Love is a Mixtape, King Dork

Movies:
Rushmore, Rocky, Starship Troopers, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Better Luck Tomorrow, Radio Free Steve, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, The Wedding Singer, Chicken Rice War, Friday Night Lights, The Foot Fist Way

Music:
Andrew W.K., Explosions in the Sky, Stars, New Order, From Monument to Masses, The Skyflakes, Dealership, Electric Six, Chromeo, Dead Kennedys, Los Campesinos!, The Hold Steady, Arnocorps

TV:
The Soup, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Friday Night Lights, LOST, The Wire, Arrested Development, Star Trek: DS9, Battlestar Galactica, The Office, The Venture Bros., The A-Team, Beavis and Butthead, Veronica Mars, Good Eats, Community, Eastbound & Down, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Happy Endings, The Americans, Justified, Rectify, Manhattan

Food:
Anything, as long as it had a face and is surrounded by a starch. Bonus points if it was deep fried or smoked for an inordinate amount of time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kettlebells
Four on the Floor disco beats
BART
Writing
The people who can tolerate me
So bad, it kind of becomes hypnotically haunting/hilarious dancing

Honorable mention: Aeropress w/ Hario hand grinder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel.

Narrative structure.

Fitting a hair dryer under a charcoal grill in order to increase its heat output potential.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to bed at a reasonable hour in order to get up early and be the first one at the Grand Lake Farmer's Market on Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was in a ska band in high school (but seriously, weren't we all?)

I just learned how to ride a bicycle and how to use chopsticks last year.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do in-contextual popular culture references and copious amounts of television watching sounds exciting to you? How about karaoke? All night dance parties?

Do you like cooking? Or eating? Or cooking, and then eating?

Second run movies at The New Parkway or miniature golf sound like a blast to you.