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radtothemaxcool

21 San Jose, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It appears that through some haphazard series of events you've somehow made it here. Lucky you. I'm pretty sure this is where I'm supposed to tell you about myself but unfortunately for you I'm not terribly good at that sort of thing... so I guess I'll be using other means to get that information out.

This should do the trick. Here’s my tumblr:
http://twogoatseatingsilverware.tumblr.com/

And maybe some day I'll gain the absurd ability to type about myself for great lengths but until that time comes all I've really got is an over abundance of knowledge on elephants and an insatiable hunger for hashbrowns. If you have any questions pertaining to those two things, feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved here to San Jose and I'd love to find some new friends before I settle in. Come do jigsaw puzzles with me. I'm secretly an old woman at heart. But in terms of human fun I'm always down to hike, bike, and backpack when I'm not busy doing absolutely nothing. Well, doing absolutely nothing OR working at that fine establishment in the sky called Starbucks. Also, if you ever want to make some terrible music, I've got an acoustic guitar, mediocre skills, and the voice of an angel. (I've never actually heard an angel sing so I might not be wrong on that one)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I love telling terrible jokes and I've become quite the pun master. And I'm considering trying stand up right now so even if you're not a fan of my page any random heckling is always welcome. My online persona needs to learn to dodge tomatoes as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm gonna have to go with my ever lovely red hair. All the old women at my last job loved to call me Ron Howard because of it. So if you've ever wanted to get with the dopplegänger of the director of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, then look no further.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Clockwork Orange, 1984, The Stranger, Fight Club, Into the Wild, Slaughterhouse Five, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Movies: Man on the Moon, A Clockwork Orange, Wristcutters, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Amélie
Shows: Breaking Bad, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, Orange is the New Black
Music: The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel, Belle and Sebastian, Marcy Playground, Radiohead, Cage the Elephant, Elliot Smith,
Food: Don't even get me started on food... Ham. Ham is all you need to know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Faulty fireworks
Two shoelaces tied together
Used chewing gum
A copy of Highlights magazine
Two dozen wool sweaters
And a fully functioning magic wand signed by Gene Hackman
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the terrible CGI monkeys in Jumanji.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking for something to do. Please, let me know if you find something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think it would be cool to experience something I call the Westside Story moment. It's when you lock eyes with someone from across a crowded room for the first time and you're just like "yep, this is the one, guys. Let's wrap it up. No more soul searching. I got 'em". Do I think that that is actually how true love works? No. Do I think true love exists? No idea. Do I want it anyway? Hell yeah I do.
You should message me if
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If you are so overwhelmingly taken aback by what you've seen here today that you would like to pursue a conversation with me, but are too afraid to be the one to initiate it, then simply write "butts" in my inbox and I will make sure to begin a conversation of my own with you at my earliest convenience.