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  • Ages 25-42
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Last online
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5' 10" (1.77m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Sometimes I use big words I don't fully understand in order to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work freelance as a professional musician which I absolutely love and couldn't think of anything I'd rather do more, especially now that my earlier plans of becoming Spiderman or Clint Eastwood have evaporated.
I’m really good at
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Falling asleep in the day when I should be doing stuff, remembering stupid pointless quotes and facts from about 20 years ago and forgetting what I did yesterday, and doing the sound effects of someone emptying a bottle of liquid into a glass. I often do it when people pour wine and they always make me do it again for the next glass. And the next glass. Aand thhe oene atfer tht...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hmm, you're asking the wrong person really. In the past, I've genuinely been told I look like the following people: Steve McDonald from Coronation Street, Ethan Hawke, Phil Neville, Bart Simpson, Ewan McGregor, Ricky Gervais and David Bowie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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At the moment I'm reading Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts, but am open to suggestions from Nietzsche to The Enormous Crocodile. 1984 is probably my favourite.

Films: Anything funny, thought-provoking or unpredictable. I'm willing to overlook all of these qualities for classic 80s rubbish.

I don't really watch a lot of TV these days but I am a little bit of a snob about good British sit-coms. Think Blackadder, Brasseye, The Day Today, Extras, The Fast Show, Fresh Meat, Green Wing, Human Remains, I'm Alan Partridge (series one), The Inbetweeners, The I.T. Crowd, League of Gentlemen, The Office, Peep Show, Pheonix Nights, The Royle Family, Spaced and The Trip - to name a few. I also love stand-up comedy and every time I go to a club, I can't understand why I don't do it more often.

Despite playing an instrument nearly every day, I'm not sure I've ever answered a single music question correctly in a pub quiz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Badgers, lumberjacks, tungsten-tipped screws, February, Bob Carolgees and a pterodactyl costume.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happened to that little toy cap gun my mum and dad bought me when I was about nine on holiday in Wales.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a gig or seeing friends or both. If I'm feeling really adventurous I might be in Sainsbury's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I played Danny Zuko in Grease when I was at school.
You should message me if
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• You're funny and can make me laugh in your first message. I'll settle for a chuckle. Good comedy quotes (in context) often work.
• You're interesting, cheerful, passionate and intelligent and have the kind of profile that makes me want to know more about you.
• You look like Daphne from Scooby Doo. Yes, the cartoon one.