Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lets be honest, it's not the positive things that attract us to
people, but whether or not we can put up with their bad
So this is what I'm not good at.
I can't fix things and I electrocute myself when I change a light
bulb. I can't put things together; my IKEA cabinet looks like Homer
Simpson built it and I have to watch TV with my head tilted to the
side. I'm not rich but not poor enough so that you can claim our
date as charity work. All my best lines I've stolen from other
people and pretend they're my own.
I'm terrible with directions and always get lost. I'm early
everywhere I go, so early that by the time you turn up I've had
enough and want to leave. I did once steal a lolly from a child,
but to be fair the kid was being a little shit and deserved
The other day I was walking to the shop to buy a redskin and I
tripped on a banana peel, I thought that only happened in cartoons.
I went home and still haven't eaten my redskin.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've just finished a Masters and will hopefully start a Phd next
year, I bought a house last year a well so I'm enjoying not having
to wear pants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not wearing pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love going to the theatre but don't do it enough, I enjoy going
to see movies by myself. Addicted to This American Life, reading
books that I don't understand.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.