Former Pittsburgher (not actually, because you've never heard of the town I'm from even if we are a Trivia Pursuit answer). A nerdy guy that tries very hard not to be nerdy, even if he is so nerdy that he is skeptical of anyone else's claim to be a nerd because watching Game of Thrones and saying you play video games makes you painfully normal these days, not nerdy. Driving range aficionado. Enjoyer of football and hockey (Steelers, Penn State, Penguins). Tinkerer. Good at putting things together. Oddly fascinated by handicrafts. History buff (but like George Costanza is unsure how one becomes a buff).
I am not a DC guy full of world traveling and exotic locations with exotic animals. I don't wear my politics on my sleeve and don't enjoy talking about that stuff. Alas my upbringing was too modest. Also, I have been told that I retain my small town charm. A former coworker said that my tales of growing up in the country reminded her of Betty White's character on Golden Girls. I'm pretty sure I should be offended by this.