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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
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Last online
Today – 8:35am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Rather not say
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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A nerdy gentleman who gets very excited about odd things. Enjoys the history, football (college more than pro), hockey, and going outside if its not too hot out. I'm intensely curious about everything around me. I also enjoy researching things.

Not really looking for something very serious right now, but not opposed to it if it happens. I've never been one to say this in the past: I just want to have a little fun without worrying too much about it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Analyst/consultant/graphic designer in the outer space business.

Also, gym because, well, yeah. Although less than I should. Lots less than I should.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
learning just enough about a particular topic, so that I can seem like I know what I'm talking about. A friend of mine once said she didn't know if I actually knew all this trivia or if I was just really good at sounding authoritative.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like the ones about the things that actually happened, especially if George Washington, World War II, or a submarine turns up. Too bad George Washington never got to sink a U-boat. I've been big on World War I lately, as its the 100th anniversary and a lot of the things I see in the paper are triggering a "wait this seems familiar..." vibe.

Movies: Rather shamelessly, I enjoy the movies where a lot of stuff explodes and you don't have to think too much. Especially because I can make fun of the plot holes and illogical character decisions. Affleck is going to be a terrible Batman.

Shows: I liked Fiddler. Or wait did they mean TV!? Too late, typed Fiddler. Archer, Sherlock, Vikings, Venture Bros, Air Disasters, Seinfeld, Bob Burger ("His name is Bob Burger." Ha Teddy rules.), that sort of business.

Music: A cavalcade of guilty pleasures.

Food: Why is cereal not marketed to adults?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) clothes, because going outside naked usually ends up with uncomfortable encounters with law enforcement
2) a skeletal and muscular system designed to operate in 1 G conditions, so that I can freely move about but not also worry about accidentally jumping at escape velocity
3) the Earth's magnetosphere, to prevent solar flares from irradiating me and everything I've ever loved
4) everything I've ever loved, which includes chicken fingers, cats that feel like they're made out of velvet, candles that smell like vanilla frosting, and a good hot shower after a crappy day
5) the ability to comprehend the English language and its overwhelmingly massive vocabulary
6) that glorious week of the year when the sun sets at, like, 9 PM

Hey, it said think outside the box, so Mission Accomplished.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
pondering the viability of a business that is both a gym and a laundromat. People just sit there waiting for the laundry. Why not give them, like, a treadmill or something?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ancient Aliens is on that night, so I'm probably yelling angry things at the TV.

Pyramids are just big, well engineered stone piles. They don't require exotic equipment or fantastic physics. You give a kid some letter blocks and you'll have a pyramidal structure later that day. I'm angry just thinking about it.
You should message me if
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I seem to be missing that section about most private thing I'll share or whatever it says. Luckily, it also works here: if you ask me literally anything about me, about any subject or topic, I'll shamelessly answer it.

Except for, like, my SSN or something because I'm not an actual moron.