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32 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:09pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello gentle reader.

Former Pittsburgher (not actually, because you've never heard of the town I'm from even if we are a Trivia Pursuit answer). A nerdy guy that tries very hard not to be nerdy, even if he is so nerdy that he is skeptical of anyone else's claim to be a nerd because watching Game of Thrones and saying you play video games makes you painfully normal these days, not nerdy. Driving range aficionado. Enjoyer of football and hockey (Steelers, Penn State, Penguins). Tinkerer. Good at putting things together. Oddly fascinated by handicrafts. History buff (but like George Costanza is unsure how one becomes a buff).

I am not a DC guy full of world traveling and exotic locations with exotic animals. I don't wear my politics on my sleeve and don't enjoy talking about that stuff. Alas my upbringing was too modest. Also, I have been told that I retain my small town charm. A former coworker said that my tales of growing up in the country reminded her of Betty White's character on Golden Girls. I'm pretty sure I should be offended by this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At work: analyst / graphic designer / tech writer / tech editor / subject matter expert / one of apparently 93 different hats in the space industry.

At not-work: still trying to figure that one out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
nothing that's fit to be put here. Mainly because its not something I should be good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uncertain. No one has ever told me what they noticed about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Non-fiction over fiction, unless the fiction provides me some sort of insight into how the world worked at the time.

Movies: The last five movies I saw in the theater were Pacific Rim, The Dark Knight Rises, Sucker Punch, Iron Man 2, and Avatar. I don't go to the movies that often, but I think you get the idea from that list. Also Sucker Punch was awful so don't judge me on that one. Although I did buy it on Blu-ray so you probably should judge me.

Shows: 30 Rock, Seinfeld, Venture Bros, Archer, Bob Burger, Vikings, Ancient Aliens, Air Disasters (really), the Inbetweeners, Peep Show, Sherlock. Sorry Doctor Who I tried but I did not like you.

Musics: too complicated, inquire within

Food: a shameful fast track to unhealthy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My physical form, intact and in working order
2) Contact lenses, for the purposes of seeing things
3) Shoes, because my feet don't like being exposed to hot sidewalks
4) Money, to buy shoes
5) The automocar, to take me to work to get money for shoes
6) Gasoline, I guess? Car's gotta be fed too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
geez how long do you want this thing to be because, well, I could write a book right here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably at home. I like to stay in on Fridays. Also, its when Ancient Aliens is on and nothing starts off the weekend like getting angry at the TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I feel like the loneliest person in the world.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like punctuation. Or have kittens. Or a Corgi Dog.

Or if you've ever watched Peep Show and thought to yourself "I would totally go out with this Mark guy" because that's pretty much what you'd be getting here.