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ralphtm

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like to talk myself up. I'm more of a "try it, you might enjoy it" kind of person.

I like me, you might also.

you can find me on most social media under the same moniker... it's meta.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
just go and do... that's my motto.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing things, making people laugh, cooking, and eating...
eating isn't really a talent per se, but i am good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my finely shaped beard. my height?
... i don't know, i'm not people.

people often say i look like Mac from "It's Always Sunny..."... i can see that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
PIZZA! Thai is a close second to pizza.
Anchorman is my favorite movie ever.
Community and Parks and Rec are my go to shows for laughs.
YouTube has a wealth of nerdy channels I enjoy.
Music is difficult, because I basically like everything. I would say rock is what I was born and bred into... but lately anything is good to me. From Fiona Apple to 2 Chainz. (I personally think that covers a full gamet of musics)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- iPhone
- Pizza
- Alcohol
- Laughs
- Fire
- Water
clothes, shelter, family, friends, other necessities... i apologize. you did not make the list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i understand weekday drinking, but why are all okcupid events on a fucking wednesday or thursday?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
last minute plans to go drink or eat something delicious... or both.
or a glass of wine and sleep. i like sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not much of a book reader.
I'm also very adverse to talking about or watching sports. Take away my man card if you must... but it's tedious to do either.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you love foodventures. you like ADventures. you like taking walks and shooting the shit. you enjoy sarcasm. you like pizza.

and clearly, if you enjoy this profile and got to this point and want to have a chat.