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ralphtm

29 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Yiddish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd like to pretend this is sociological experiment... yet it only kind of is.

A lover of fun... a fun lover some would say.

I irradiate spiders and let them bite me in the hopes that one day... one day.

I love a good run or gym session as much as the next guy, but... pizza is just about the most important thing in life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
We all do what we must to get by on this blue orb, don't we?

Let's talk about it instead of you not reading it here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing things, making people laugh, cooking, and eating...
eating isn't really a talent per se, but i am good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my finely shaped beard. my height?
... i don't know, i'm not people.

people often say i look like Mac from "It's Always Sunny..."... i can see that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- iPhone
- Pizza
- Alcohol
- Laughs
- Fire
- Water
clothes, shelter, family, friends, other necessities... i apologize. you did not make the list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my next meal (if we're being real).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
last minute plans to go drink or eat something delicious... or both.
or a glass of wine and sleep. i like sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty nerdy about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to go have a drink/meal and a laugh.

(I just tied up the theme of this profile in one sentence... hooray me!)