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29 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:02am
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Yiddish (Okay)
My self-summary
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I've had my share of soup of varying types.
Paula Deen once asked me for a cigarette.
No one has ever told me to go fuck myself, with malice.

I'm very original.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working... because that's a thing people should be doing, right?

trying to have a robust amount of experiences when not working... that's also a thing, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing things, making people laugh, cooking, and eating...
eating isn't really a talent per se, but i am good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my finely shaped beard. my height?
... i don't know, i'm not people.

people often say i look like Mac from "It's Always Sunny..."... i can see that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like books written by rock stars, honestly. autobiographies, collections of stories, etcetera. Other than that I'm more of a graphic novel guy.
Will Ferrel/Adam McKay movies. MARVEL. Kaiju. Dark comedies. Anything with Tom Hanks in it.
Same tastes can be put into shows. New Girl, Modern Family, 2 Broke Girls, Better Call Saul, Agents of SHIELD, Workaholics.
I love 70% of all music... and I listen to it often. If you see me with headphones, don't bother me.
PIZZA. Japanese, Mexican, Thai, Indian... all the food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- iPhone
- Pizza
- Alcohol
- Laughs
- Fire
- Water
clothes, shelter, family, friends, other necessities... i apologize. you did not make the list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my next meal (if we're being real).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
last minute plans to go drink or eat something delicious... or both.
or a glass of wine and sleep. i like sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty nerdy about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
You should message me if
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you want to go have a drink/meal and a laugh.

truth is your not gonna message me because of the whole male-female gender role thing... and 70% of you consider yourselves feminists; for shame.