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26 • M • La Porte, TX
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- Hispanic / Latin
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
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- Mostly anything
- Graduated from two-year college
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- Likes dogs and likes cats
Lately, I keep accidentally donating to any charity that I come across, so if you want money, just hold up a sign and some tattoo tears or something.
I've also recently gotten good at sending tXt messages with emoticons, they are tiny, beautiful visual poems with snowmen sometimes.
Also, apologizing profusely sincerely and feeling sad for everyone ever.
Amended list to appease OKCupid: BOOKS: I'm not really much of a reader, EVEN THOUGH THAT IS APPARENTLY A THING. No disrespect, books, I am just really bad at being good at you as a medium. I've always liked that pickle dish from Ethan Frome, though. Apples to beetles too.
MOVIES: In drunken rewatching, I've found Ratatouille to be the most perfect movie I've ever seen. I also got really emotional while watching Seven Psychopaths. Rushmore and Clash of the Titans got to me too. I don't know, movies are nice, EVERYTHING.
SHOWS: The Critic, Six Feet Under, King of the Hill, The Price Is Right, Parks & Rec, Supermarket Sweep, um.
MUSICS: The Mountain Goats, The Lucksmiths, Museo Rosenbach, Josh Ritter, Pavement, Los Invasores de Nuevo Leon, Kim Deal, Kanyeezy, Frog Eyes, Sleater-Kinney, Danzig, The Apples In Stereo, Ghostface, Quasi, Heavenly (mixed with the Pandora station, especially), The Weakerthans, Q and Not U, The Dismemberment Plan, Black Eyes, TMBG, Dax Riggs stuffs, Silver Jews, Ted Leo & Rx.
I also love Picross and pork chops (just to reiterate) with all my heart, I guess that's something.
Also, relaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_hfE3vEw1c on some sort of bad Photoshop layer over everyone.
ALSO, the marriage of Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom? I JUST DON'T GET IT?????????????
Saturday mornings, though, hXc two-stepping down the patriarchy, a la backwards Lizzie Rampage, drunkenly whispering to myself out loudly, "I'm a hurrican't."
my liver is george dyer and i cry everytime i go to the rothko chapel NO EXCEPTIONS
Also, I'm not as cynical and obfuscatin' as I present myself here: I'm sensible, honest.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–77
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
also i guess if u wanna turn off all the lights in a restroom and recite, "this must be the place" five times in front of the mirror with lowlight svtvn candles/cvndies.
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