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26 M Honolulu, HI

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Last Online
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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from two-year college
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Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
i am a mole

2livecrew/2liveclair/2livecreme pronouns
What I’m doing with my life
Smiling at nice folks, primarily, and laughing awkwardly through my nose.

Lately, I keep accidentally donating to any charity that I come across, so if you want money, just hold up a sign and some tattoo tears or something.
I’m really good at
Making terrible drawings and puns and taking survey questions at face value and realizing I am not as clever as I think I am.

I've also recently gotten good at sending tXt messages with emoticons, they are tiny, beautiful visual poems with snowmen sometimes.

Also, apologizing profusely sincerely and feeling sad for everyone ever.

Monopoly, sorry.
The first things people usually notice about me
Commenting on awkward behavior of everyone around, maybe exasperated sighs or strange faces. I also walk fast and I don't know what to do with this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Flannery O'Connor stuffs, JCVD, D'Angelo, rap stuffs and boring other stuffs, pork chops (not fried), first and second generation KFC popcorn chicken.

Amended list to appease OKCupid: BOOKS: I'm not really much of a reader, EVEN THOUGH THAT IS APPARENTLY A THING. No disrespect, books, I am just really bad at being good at you as a medium. I've always liked that pickle dish from Ethan Frome, though. Apples to beetles too.

MOVIES: In drunken rewatching, I've found Ratatouille to be the most perfect movie I've ever seen. I also got really emotional while watching Seven Psychopaths. Rushmore and Clash of the Titans got to me too. I don't know, movies are nice, EVERYTHING.

SHOWS: The Critic, Six Feet Under, King of the Hill, The Price Is Right, Parks & Rec, Supermarket Sweep, um.

MUSICS: The Mountain Goats, The Lucksmiths, Museo Rosenbach, Josh Ritter, Pavement, Los Invasores de Nuevo Leon, Kim Deal, Kanyeezy, Frog Eyes, Sleater-Kinney, Danzig, The Apples In Stereo, Ghostface, Quasi, Heavenly (mixed with the Pandora station, especially), The Weakerthans, Q and Not U, The Dismemberment Plan, Black Eyes, TMBG, Dax Riggs stuffs, Silver Jews, Ted Leo & Rx.

I also love Picross and pork chops (just to reiterate) with all my heart, I guess that's something.
The six things I could never do without
we're gonna' die anyway, it doesn't even matter WHAT EVEN MATTERS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Kissing animals NOT SEXUALLY, BUT.

Also, relaying on some sort of bad Photoshop layer over everyone.

ALSO, the marriage of Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom? I JUST DON'T GET IT?????????????
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking myself to death, maybe drawing poor renditions of shapes.

Saturday mornings, though, hXc two-stepping down the patriarchy, a la backwards Lizzie Rampage, drunkenly whispering to myself out loudly, "I'm a hurrican't."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
EVERYTHING, I try to verbally vomit as much as possible, and maintain as little tact as I can, it's either very endearing or very depressing or

my liver is george dyer and i cry everytime i go to the rothko chapel NO EXCEPTIONS

Also, I'm not as cynical and obfuscatin' as I present myself here: I'm sensible, honest.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–77
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if only

also i guess if u wanna turn off all the lights in a restroom and recite, "this must be the place" five times in front of the mirror with lowlight svtvn candles/cvndies.