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25 M San Francisco, CA

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
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Graduated from masters program
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Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Persian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a really big fan of pb&j's with honey on mildly toasted bread. if you're not, hey, I'm sure you'll come around at some point.

Some of my childhood views on life were shaped by Calvin & Hobbes, many of which exist to this day. Ask me which ones.

I love fruit, puzzles, photo albums, owls, and sports.
What I’m doing with my life
Like pretty much everyone else in SF, I work at a startup! Other than that, still making it up as I go along/
I’m really good at
In no particular order:
- capture the flag
- telling jokes
- mad libs
- trivia
- being a completely unlicensed and unqualified therapist and life coach for my friends and family
- chess
- gallivanting through the night
- beer pong
- defeating awkward situations
- heckling baseball players
- jenga
- applying just the perfect amount of hot sauce
The first things people usually notice about me
I have the tendency to make some pretty great facial expressions. You will notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- my life has been consumed by nothing but textbooks over the past six years. The Twilight War (no, not that Twilight), The Lean Startup, David and Goliath (Gladwell, not the biblical tale), Outliers, Scorecasting, The Extra 2%, Day of Confession, Jackdaws, Fight Club.

- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, City of God, Gladiator, Everything is Illuminated, Traffic, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Rock, Wall-E, Fight Club, I Love You Philip Morris, Up in the Air, Thank You for Smoking, A Scanner Darkly, Children of Men, The Lion King, anything Hitchcock or Tarantino

- Sports (ALL sports), Homeland, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Band of Brothers, Arrested Development, Friends

- Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Mumford and Sons, Macklemore (pre 'thrift shop'), Black Keys, Lana Del Rey, Pixies, Frank Sinatra, Edward Sharpe, System of a Down, Hardwell, Tommy Trash, Kid Cudi, Swedish House Mafia, Krewella, Atoms for Peace, Gorillaz, Calvin Harris

- Persian cuisine, burritos, pho, Thai, sushi, Reuben sandwiches, Sour Patch Kids
- All of the hot sauce. All of it.
The six things I could never do without
- Human interaction/interpersonal communication
- Sports
- Humor
- Coffee
- Storytelling
- Burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
In no particular order: how the sound of a baseball hitting a glove is the best sound ever, how screwed I would be during a zombie apocalypse if I was unable to grab my glasses or contacts, how my headphones get so damn tangled up in my pocket - even after i carefully wrap them up, if 'cool your jets' will ever make a comeback, why a near miss and a near hit mean the same thing, whether I should eat this whole jar of almond butter in one sitting, going to space, the beauty of life, hot sauce, philosophy, which cheese should dominate the next period of my life, bacon wrapped anything, if a snail riding a turtle is equivalent to a human in a lamborghini, if people really like to 'move it move it'
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting up to shenanigans. Lots of them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I bought a $70 putter to use for mini golf.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to grab some burritos