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26 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 18
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Persian (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think a lot of people (and the world's) problems can be solved with honesty, open communication, and treating others with respect.

I grew up in the North Bay, but spent most of my formative years going to school and living in Southern California. Now, for the first time in my life, I can experience San Francisco and what it has to offer as an adult. Pretty neat.

I'm a really big fan of pb&j's with honey on mildly toasted bread. if you're not, hey, I'm sure you'll come around at some point.

Some of my childhood views on life were shaped by Calvin & Hobbes, many of which exist to this day. Ask me which ones.

I'll write you a haiku on any topic, no questions asked.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
BD for a tech startup (how surprising) and trying to carve out my own niche in life.

Other than that, trying to experience as much as I can, including banana bread. I sure do enjoy banana bread.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In no particular order:
- capture the flag
- telling jokes
- mad libs
- trivia
- being a completely unlicensed and unqualified therapist and life coach for my friends and family
- chess
- gallivanting through the night
- beer pong
- defeating awkward situations
- heckling baseball players
- jenga
- applying just the perfect amount of hot sauce
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the tendency to make some pretty great facial expressions. You will notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- my life has been consumed by nothing but textbooks over the past six years. The Twilight War (no, not that Twilight), The Lean Startup, David and Goliath (Gladwell, not the biblical tale), Outliers, Scorecasting, The Extra 2%, Day of Confession, Jackdaws, Fight Club. I just read "The Circle" and it was terrible.

- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, City of God, Gladiator, Everything is Illuminated, Traffic, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Rock, Wall-E, Fight Club, I Love You Philip Morris, Up in the Air, Thank You for Smoking, A Scanner Darkly, Children of Men, The Lion King, anything Hitchcock or Tarantino

- Sports (ALL sports), Homeland, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Band of Brothers, Family Guy, Friends

- Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Mumford and Sons, Macklemore (pre 'thrift shop'), Black Keys, Lana Del Rey, Pixies, Frank Sinatra, Edward Sharpe, Flume, Hardwell, Tommy Trash, Kid Cudi, Swedish House Mafia, Krewella, Atoms for Peace, Gorillaz, Calvin Harris, any rock from the 80's, indie, etc.

- Persian cuisine, burritos, pho, Thai, sushi, and Reuben sandwiches are my main steeze, but I am probably the least pickiest eater you'll ever dine with.
- All of the hot sauce. All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Human interaction/interpersonal communication
- Sports
- Humor
- Coffee
- Storytelling
- Burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In no particular order: how the sound of a baseball hitting a glove is the best sound ever, how screwed I would be during a zombie apocalypse if I was unable to grab my glasses or contacts, how my headphones get so damn tangled up in my pocket - even after i carefully wrap them up, if 'cool your jets' will ever make a comeback, why a near miss and a near hit mean the same thing, whether I should eat this whole jar of almond butter in one sitting, how seriously people take their and others Myers-Briggs qualities, going to space, the beauty of life, hot sauce, philosophy, which cheese should dominate the next period of my life, bacon wrapped anything, if a snail riding a turtle is equivalent to a human in a lamborghini, if people really like to 'move it move it'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting up to shenanigans. Lots of them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Nutella is overrated (sorry not sorry)
You should message me if
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You can tell me where to find the best sandwich or cup of coffee in the city. If you've never sent anyone a Candy Crush invite. If you're a strong proponent of breakfast for dinner.