Don't take it from me. Listen to the ladies: http://www.refinery29.com/okcupid/slideshow#slide-21

I'm game for a boyfriend, don't get me wrong. But what I really want is a dog. I guess there's a checkbox for that in the search criteria. Also you need to have a convertible, and I feel like at least the LA users should get a search option for that too.

If your profile pic is of you (pretending only) to make out with your dog on the hood of your convertible, you can pick me up at 8.

I'm just kidding about all of this.

Eating burritos, for one.

A little bit of everything. I've been called a renaissance man but I don't know what that is or how to spell it. Political consulting and real estate, but the non-douchey versions of both. My work has taken me all over the place and I have met so many different kinds of people. I've lived in some great cities, and at the end of the day, here I am freeway!

Preheating the communal outdoor grill at my building for an hour until it reaches 1000 degrees and then making wood-fired pizzas. I like to think I'm saving the planet one delicious pizza at a time.

That I am a very serious person who takes the world very seriously.

Squash blossom burritos at Huarache's in Highland Park. When I lived in NYC, I used to have Asian food once a day. Non-snobby farmer's markets trips. I'm a Jonathan Gold fan but I haven't yet stooped to texting Good Food yet.

Summer concerts at the Greek & Hollywood Bowl, KCRW, and silence. Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Goonies, Sneakers, Clue. I had to stop her from screaming.

George Saunders, David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell. Sunset, New Yorker (and sometimes US Weekly while in line at the grocery store).

The Kardashian's.

On Grindr with everyone else. Hey bro, what are you into??

You like roast beef sandwiches.