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26 F Sacramento, CA

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Last Online
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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Full figured
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm human, yep that pretty much sums it up.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm enjoying my life as much as I can. I am working most of the time, I love my job though. When I'm not working I try to spend as much time as I can with the three coolest kids I know.

P.S. if you wanted to know they are my nieces and nephews
I’m really good at
bossing people around, I do it so well I get paid to do it. I'm also a decent cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes, My hair(it's not a weave), my odd sense of humor. How the girl can't help it...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter/ Fiction

Inglorious Bastards/Hot Fuzz

Game of Thrones/True Blood/ Newsroom /Masters of Sex/ Parks & Rec/ Big Bang/ How I Met Your Mother/ The Blacklist/ Ink Master/ Bravo/ esquire network(it's not just for boys!) 90's to early 2000's sitcoms/ anything with Louis CK/ Vice (Shane smith is sexy)

Muse/Adele/Black Keys/ Arctic Monkeys/ Arcade Fire/ Minus the Bear/Placebo/ Lana del Rey/ Robyn/ Sia/ Two Door Cinema Club/ White Lies/ Enanitos Verdes/ Cafe Tacuba/ Mana/ Jaguares/ Fabulousos Cadillacs/ you get the picture right?

Mexican/Italian/Chinese NO CHEESE, I said it! No Cheese!
The six things I could never do without
My Bed, and My family. All else is just icing on the cake. I can do without Bullshit. I don't need any of that crap I'm my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How time moves by so slowly when you wish you were somewhere else. many guys on here are so fucking sexy, and why are they on here because they are so gorgeous it's inconceivable to me why they are alone. Then I remember that I'm hot and single so it's not that far fetched 😉

Recently I've been thinking of ways of stopping my upstairs neighbor from being so FUCKING LOUD! I will get my revenge!!! If you own a house and wanna marry me, I'm down, solely to get away from my noisy neighbor. 50/50 chance it will be a loveless marriage. :D
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no typical night but usually I am at my favorite bar, or working, or at home.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 26–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm looking for someone to join my cellphone plan so I can pay less. So message me if you're interested, k?