Its easier to describe myself by describing things that are terrible and make me want to die on this website.
I hate you without ever meeting you if any of the following are met:
-You have ever said that you "love to laugh" Of fucking course you love to laugh. Nobody hates laughing.
-You're one of those people who say "oh thats funny" instead of actually laughing. Fuck you, youre a borderline sociopath and I hate your fucking guts.
-You, at any point in your life, considered those "Bomb squad, if you see me running try to keep up!" shirts funny.
-You call unannounced to say nothing instead of text. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO LIKE SIT QUIETLY IN MY CHAIR AND WAIT FOR A CALL.
-You dont like pizza. srsly?
-You've ever answered: "could never do without:" with: "food/water." Eat a dick.
-You "love to travel". So does everyone else. This is not something defining to you as a person. Its like you "love to exist".
-You say shit like "why did he do that?" in the middle of a movie where they intentionally havnt fucking explained it yet. I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHY DONT YOU WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE AND FIND OUT. bwaah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXgnIP4rMoI
I also reserve the right to hate you in the event you do anything that I dont like at a later point.