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rampitup46

27 M Kirkland, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Listen, ok.
Its easier to describe myself by describing things that are terrible and make me want to die on this website.
I hate you without ever meeting you if any of the following are met:
-You have ever said that you "love to laugh" Of fucking course you love to laugh. Nobody hates laughing.
-You're one of those people who say "oh thats funny" instead of actually laughing. Fuck you, youre a borderline sociopath and I hate your fucking guts.
-You, at any point in your life, considered those "Bomb squad, if you see me running try to keep up!" shirts funny.
-You call unannounced to say nothing instead of text. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO LIKE SIT QUIETLY IN MY CHAIR AND WAIT FOR A CALL.
-You dont like pizza. srsly?
-You've ever answered: "could never do without:" with: "food/water." Eat a dick.
-You "love to travel". So does everyone else. This is not something defining to you as a person. Its like you "love to exist".
-You say shit like "why did he do that?" in the middle of a movie where they intentionally havnt fucking explained it yet. I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHY DONT YOU WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE AND FIND OUT. bwaah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXgnIP4rMoI

I also reserve the right to hate you in the event you do anything that I dont like at a later point.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Misanthrope/old man.
Professionally paid cave dweller.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self deprecation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dont look at me in the face, thats a challenge for dominance.
Dont.
Fucking.
Look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I dont believe in analogue entertainment.
Read that again. Its not that "I dont like" it.
I dont believe it exists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-4 is the 1992 Olympic Basketball Dream Team.
5 is the proper spelling of Betelgeuse.
6 is reserved for a possible elaborate 'desert island' scenario.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working like a bitter adult.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
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