Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
laughing and riffing until it goes too far, and ends up with things
like this: https://twitter.com/#!/BunheadPlots
reading, reading, reading, writing, writing, writing.
"A little additional pain was hardly noticeable in the huge
abandonment." -Graham Greene
"I'm the worst and earnestly quoting me would make you the worst if
I wasn't already immovably the worst." -Ayn Rand
"Ramsin likes to misattribute quotes to comic effect and also is
handsome." -Indira Gandhi
"It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none." -Trotsky
"This comic device is not as amusing to others as it is to you."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a lawyer, attorney if you're nasty. It's going pretty well.
I've started a couple businesses that are going pretty well too.
I'd rather be reading or camping or writing or playing but
trying to learn to play the piano despite my likely tone
I was a union organizer for years. Co-founded a literary magazine.
Wrote and performed some things. I co-wrote and produced a sketch
comedy show. I've written some decent bedtime stories that need
I take care of Rosalita T. Dowg. It's a sacred duty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been a good in-a-pinch wedding date: friendly
conversationalist without being obnoxious about it, have good
suits, love to dance but never too enthusiastically.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I guess my eyelashes don't go uncomplimented. I don't know why I
wrote that sentence like a litote. Are guys supposed to have nice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Get your gavel ready, Judge Reinhold.
Books are generally about left-wing politics and economics,
philosophy, evolution and science, the American Revolution (so
Hamilton GOAT) and urban politics.
George Orwell is my favorite. Keep the Aspidistra Flying? get out
of here. amazing.
Hiphop. I'm class of '94 hiphop-wise but lots of good stuff going
on now too (ie I'm not a fogey about it).
I read a lot; currently: I loved Rumo. I'm reading John le Carre
and Anna Akhmatova. Imagined communities. Finished Turner House, A
Perfect Spy, Our Kind of Traitor, the Sellout, recently.
comedy nerd. Stand up in particular. Mr. Show, Comedy Bang! Bang!,
Broad City, 30 rock ehhh you know the list.
I need spicy food to survive. I can cook, but I mostly don't,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
memories of the way we were
The corner of my mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comedy. People. The law. Workers rights. Social justice.
Evolutionary science and how I wish I'd studied primates and maybe
had become buddies with a primate and maybe we'd high five
sometimes and groom each other before dates because we're buddies
what would make the world more fair and just. Because more than
anything else, I hate bullies. Bosses who bully workers, adults who
bully children, a world that bullies whenever it can.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pulling the shades so I can work on perfecting my Re-Run dance
without being dance-shamed by society
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes when spooning I like to be little spoon because it
subverts gender norms. Sometimes I like to be little spoon because
it's more comfortable. Either way, sometimes I prefer to be little
You should message me if
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You are hilarious, confident, playful, and a smart. tomboys
If you want to play backgammon, or take naps next to the
If you don't think it's weird that I make up songs about my
you should also probably contact me if your stated position on
fools is that you will not suffer them.
If you, like me, believe that V-Nasty and Lil Debbie's claim that
"the rap game need [them]" is specious.
You think they should add Assyrian to the languages spoken.
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