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ran65

34 Austin, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im a boozer, user and two time loser. The only thing I lack right now is sharpie eyebrows.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out how to cash in all my good karma I have raked in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job, I have been a barber for 15 years. I can make anyone laugh... even the angry DMV lady that refused to give me a replacement id or the under paid walmart employee that wont return my unused tube of ky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hardly read books anymore. I do read a lot of medical, science and diy stuff on the internets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My shears
My straight razor
Good beer
Duct tape
My dogs
My family
This is not in order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I love to read medical books, I love anything science/medical related. I want to live forever, not because I'm scared of death but because it kills me to know I will not get to see ALL that the future has to offer. I wish I could see this world from the beginning to the very end.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night Pinky!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your not into k9 play or other bestiality fetishes, call me vanilla but im only into homosapiens.

Sorry but I just won't respond to messages like "hi", "hey wat up", "u purty", "u liek sum dik". Please say something
intelligent or at the very least try to incorporate something I wrote in my profile to your message.
Or
You could tell me a dirty joke