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rand0mchance

36 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Under construction: Until I'm done you'll have to be satisfied with what's below. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Working for The Man at the moment, but hopefully I'll come up with some brilliant idea that will let me be my own boss soon. 9 to 5 doesn't really suit me.
I’m really good at
- Maintaining perspective
- Communicating ideas
- Tutoring people in math/science
- Accidentally cutting myself with my really sharp knives while trying to cook for friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my tattoos (I have a sleeve on my left arm) - which I find strange in Austin since practically everyone has tattoos here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Dr. Who (new series), Firefly, Sherlock, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Wilfred, Chopped, Breaking Bad, True Blood, Louie, Downton Abbey, Daily Show, Colbert Report.

Food: Pretty much anything. Some of my favorite places for various styles of food are: Sushi - Uchi; Tex Mex - Polvos; Middle Eastern -Phonecia, Vegetarian- Mothers; Thai - Madam Mam's; Ethiopian - Aster's

Music: Pretty diverse, except I really don't like a lot of radio hip hop, nor can I really handle Nashville Country. I worked a few bars downtown for years, and since I don't really listen to the radio much, most of the new music I was exposed to was local stuff. I stand by most Mike Patton projects (Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Lovage, Tomahawk, the list goes on...), I like some electronic music (Daft Punk, Justice, Wolfgang Gartner, Deadmau5), some Trip Hop/Downtempo stuff (Portishead, Hooverphonic, Massive Attack, Wax Tailor), some horrorpunk/rockabilly/psychobilly (The Cramps, Misfits, The Astro Zombies, The Reverend Horton Heat, Demented are Go!). Some of my local favorites are: Mr. Lewis and the Funeral Five, The Flametrick Subs, The Chumps, The Black Irish, Pong, Foot Patrol, Black Joe Lewis.

Books: Ender's Game, A Song of Ice and Fire, old William Gibson, the Dark Tower, Harry Potter, Chuck Palahniuk, World War Z, Starship Troopers (movie was terrible), and other stuff...
The six things I could never do without
1) My beautiful, kick-ass dog, Eris.
2) My physics family.
3) A new puzzle to solve.
4) Something to look forward to.
5) Pho.
6) (slot available)
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically at a show, a bar (I frequent Red River, the east side, and occasionally Rainey), or a movie - sometimes a combination of these things. I do like staying in sometimes though - especially if there is someone to stay in with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Princess Bride is my favorite movie ever.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You made it to this point in the profile.
- You actually want to meet at some point. I didn't come here for pen pals.
- You appreciate the statement: "85% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
You should NOT message me if:
- You consider yourself "polyamorous". Not saying that things should be serious in the beginning, but if things head in that direction, I'm a one girl kind of guy and expect the same in return.
- You aren't in Austin (or at least very close). I'm not interested in something even vaguely long distance.