Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

rand0mchance

37 Austin, TX Man

Man

Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Under construction: Until I'm done you'll have to be satisfied with what's below. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a 9 to 5 until I think of a more interesting way to pay the bills. Also, finally making good on my goal of learning to play an instrument - piano, anyone?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Maintaining perspective
- Communicating ideas
- Tutoring people in math/science
- Accidentally cutting myself with my really sharp knives while trying to cook for friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my tattoos (I have a sleeve on my left arm) - which I find strange in Austin since practically everyone has tattoos here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: Dr. Who, Firefly, Sherlock, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The Leftovers, Chopped, Breaking Bad, Louie, The Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Attack on Titan, Daily Show, Colbert Report.

Food: Pretty much anything. Some of my favorite places for various styles of food are: Sushi - Uchi; Tex Mex - Polvos; Middle Eastern -Phonecia, Vegetarian- Mothers; Thai - Madam Mam's (until I find something better); Ethiopian - Aster's

Music: Pretty diverse, except I really don't like a lot of radio hip hop, nor can I really handle Nashville Country. I worked a few bars downtown for years, and since I don't really listen to the radio much, most of the new music I was exposed to was local stuff. I stand by most Mike Patton projects (Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Lovage, Tomahawk, the list goes on...), I like some electronic music (Daft Punk, Justice, Wolfgang Gartner, Deadmau5), some Trip Hop/Downtempo stuff (Portishead, Hooverphonic, Massive Attack, Wax Tailor), some horrorpunk/rockabilly/psychobilly (The Cramps, Misfits, The Astro Zombies, The Reverend Horton Heat, Demented are Go!). Some of my local favorites are: Mr. Lewis and the Funeral Five, The Flametrick Subs, The Chumps, The Black Irish, Pong, Foot Patrol, Black Joe Lewis.

Books: Ender's Game, A Song of Ice and Fire, old William Gibson, the Dark Tower, Harry Potter, Chuck Palahniuk, World War Z, Starship Troopers (movie was terrible), and other stuff...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My physics family.
2) Topo Chico
3) A goal to work towards.
4) Pho.
5) A solid internet connection (okay....I COULD, but I'd prefer this to only happen for short periods of time....say, camping, or a cruise)
6) (slot available)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically at a show, a bar (I frequent Red River, the east side, and occasionally Rainey), or a movie - sometimes a combination of these things. I do like staying in sometimes though - especially if there is someone to stay in with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The Princess Bride is my favorite movie.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You made it to this point in the profile.
- You actually want to meet at some point. I didn't come here for pen pals.

You should NOT message me if:
- You consider yourself "polyamorous". Not saying that things should be serious in the beginning, but if things head in that direction, I'm a one girl kind of guy and expect the same in return.
- You think "That's what she said" jokes are funny.
- You require your partner to share your faith/spirituality. I have no problem with faith, in general, but I prefer it to be a personal thing between you and whatever you believe in. I'm not going to be very receptive to talking about Jesus or discussing your horoscope as if it actually means anything. I think this one is not going to make me very popular :/
- You aren't in Austin (or at least very close). I'm not interested in something even vaguely long distance.