you match the personality profile described in my most recent
Or if you have read my profile and, on this basis, are terrified of
messaging me but have this strange compulsion to do so anyway, like
that feeling where you find yourself staring into an abstract yet
unnerving painting, knowing that somehow the abyss is also looking
into you, trying in vein to look away and instead finding yourself
stepping closer, your fingers inexorably reaching for the "Message"
Or if the most disconcerting thing for you about that paragraph was
"in vein [sic]". I feel like we'd get along pretty well then.
If you message me "How can you read that bore Dostoyevsky, I had to
read Anna Karenina for school and it was awful", expect to be
ignored. If you can't understand what is objectively wrong with
that statement (quite apart from matters of taste or tact), there
may be problems.
That said, I'm not always a horrible elitist. I can be very picky
about public displays of stupidity if they're the only thing I know
about you. I'm not going to mind if we've been talking for a while
before I notice that you can't distinguish between
there/their/they're or that you think Shakespeare is something that
tribal hunters do to get psyched up.
This is probably a good place to discuss something I've been asked
a couple of times recently - what I want out of OkCupid. I'm mostly
looking for an opportunity to kill some time on the internet and
possibly a chance to meet new people.
I'm not necessarily looking for dates, although if we hang out and
it works that way, fine. I still pretty much only message girls
through this though, because I feel weird messaging another guy
through a dating site. However I'm still pretty much fine talking
if a dude wants to message me. I don't see that happening though,
as I gather most dudes on here have conversations consisting of "u
r hott can i c ur tits lawl".
And no, you can not see my tits.