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rand0msnark

29 Dunedin, New Zealand Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), Latin (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
me irl
creative criticism welcome
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
my best
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
holding my liquor
not like drinking it, just standing there awkwardly while holding it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my credit history
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: the library of babel has a great selection

Movies: I like spinal tap but I see it less as a mockumentary and more as a surgical instructional video I found at a garage sale

TV Shows: my little pony friendship is magic

Music: I've been really into indie mumblecore rap lately

Food: popcorn, poptarts, papaya, bubblewrap
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. oxygen
2. water
3. nitrogen
4. trace elements (2% or less)
5. processed on machinery that also processes tree nuts
6. wait what were we doing again
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the status of yarn bombs under the geneva convention
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
humming rebecca black songs and wishing I wasn't
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
everything on this profile is false
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are over seven feet tall
I swipe left on small humans

Oh also I go without checking this for weeks at a time. Sorry! It's not you, it's me.