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randall_w
42 / M / straight / Single
Portland, Oregon
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Online now!
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- —
- Height
- 6' 2" (1.87m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Cancer
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Other
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Owns dogs
- Languages
- English, Other (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am grounded, self aware, and a mess.
My Self-Summary
The "three adjectives" pretty much tell the story. Oh... and I'm
resourceful: I'd find a way to spring you from a Turkish prison.
What I’m doing with my life
Creating online dating profiles.
Throwing darts.
Teasing the dog.
Working for the man.
Renovating a house.
Spying on the neighbors.
Biking w/o a helmet and driving w/o seatbelts.
Throwing darts.
Teasing the dog.
Working for the man.
Renovating a house.
Spying on the neighbors.
Biking w/o a helmet and driving w/o seatbelts.
I’m really good at
Kick the Can.
8-Ball.
Texas Hold 'em.
Arguing about nonsense.
Listening and only judging silently.
8-Ball.
Texas Hold 'em.
Arguing about nonsense.
Listening and only judging silently.
The first things people usually notice about me
My kneecaps.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book
Reservoir Dogs
Meat
Reservoir Dogs
Meat
The six things I could never do without
Unicorns.
Cotton Candy.
Shoe Laces.
Gorilla Glue.
Ctrl-Alt-Del.
Matchsticks.
Cotton Candy.
Shoe Laces.
Gorilla Glue.
Ctrl-Alt-Del.
Matchsticks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the fuck am I doing on here?
On a typical Friday night I am
Tripping over curbs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have ten toenails but only nine toes.
You should message me if
...you'd like to get together for a beer and a game of Scrabble, or
cribbage, or backgammon, or naked twister...
