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  • Ages 20–35
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 1:14pm
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Finnish (Okay), French (Okay), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Better a funny guy with a creepy picture than a creepy guy with a funny picture, right?
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I work in IT mostly and hunt for some final points to get my BSc. in Information Technology in late summer.

I want to develop some great business ideas, monetize them and then continue with the next idea. Yes. That's my evil plan for world domination!

I like people who have some 'creative' hobby. It doesn't matter if it seems silly. I like the idea of putting much time and effort in your hobbies. It's a sign that people don't want to consume only. People want to create, to be creative, to have something worth remembered for (not just children that don't kill anyone; good job you did there, dear sir/madam!) . Or be it just to prove something to yourself or your parents. I actually don't care for the reasons... except your plan is to build nuclear weapons ... and your are succeeding at it ... and are mentally unstable .. please get some help!
I currently "waste" (where waste is probably a very subjective judgement) a lot of free time in making my own game. It's a goal of mine I carry around for a long time... I don't care if it sounds silly. Fuck you! Let me laugh about your dreams, if you have any. Anyway... It's just a dream of mine I have abandoned a few times and this time it won't happen! While trying to accomplish this dream I will walk into obstacles, fall over them, hurt myself (mentally mostly... and probably physically because of lack of sleep, who knows!) ... maybe I just like to hurt myself ... but no ... I want to reach some goals... so please forgive me for this rant... I don't know where I got this short burst of energy and rage. And I have not anything to show yet because it seems all the knowledge I am aqcuiring for this project leads to more doors and more doors. How to get out of this labyrinth??
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a good listener when I am not stressed out too much. Else I can be quite cold. This also happens when I don't sleep enough for longer periods. Then I am a real cynical bastard. ;-)
I think I might be somewhat creative, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't usually ask them about that. So it might be my quite boring clothing choices which make me feel comfortable. And maybe that I occupy space. Whatever that means. In the first moment I might look a bit angry (which can also be true if I didn't sleep enough) but usually people might notice I am not that angry after they talked to me. After a while they might also notice my tendencies to be sarcastic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: 1984, Brave New World and some other books which I don't remember (I must admit that I currently don't read too much fiction). I tend to read a lot of stuff online (blogs, some newspapers, reddit) but I don't know if anybody really would put that in the 'books'-section.

movies: (small excerpt)
Mississippi Burning, Alien, Napoleon Dynamite, Terminator 2, The Big Lebowski, other (especially Sci-Fi )

shows: (small excerpt) X-Files, Dexter, Californication, Oz, That Mitchell And Webb Look, Peep Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sledge Hammer, The Wire

music: I tend to focus more on rhythm and melodies than on lyrics. Probably that's why I mainly listen to electronic music. I'm open to almost every music genre (at least once). I also like older stuff.
currently listening to: Soundcloud stuff

food: I will try almost everything (once) except maybe bull testicles or snails. I have no favourite food.

I like computer games (first person shooters, real-time strategy, casual games) but sometimes also "risk" with real people is fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think I could survive with the basics like water, food, shelter, minimal security. Maybe some human interaction would also be nice.

What I currently have and I am aware of (but this stuff is just 'nice to have'):
- Electricity
- Heating
- Fridge
- Fast Internet
- Television
- [continue listing 100's of other things that are considered 'essential' in our 'modern society' ]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This is more a hope of mine: That the majority of people will be Atheist/Agnostic. I mean... come on... it's the 21st century!

How can I be a better person?

Will the technology advances lead to a dystopia or an utopia (if I look at the current use of drones, surveillance, etc... I'm not so sure).

Will we meet humanoid Aliens in the next few decades or will that never happen because such an advanced life form would not be interested in us due to our low complexity? (like humans don't try to communicate with amoebas because we don't consider amoebas intelligent enough)

If eternal life will be possible (by mind upload or whatever) and it wouldn't cost a lot would I do it ("who wants to live forever?") ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- wasting time online by "reading stuff" on reddit (just another link...).
- enjoying a movie, some shows or games
- going out and having one beer too many (but I prefer to sit somewhere and discussing silly topics over going to some overcrowded club to show off my insufficient dancing skills while checking out women ..)
- visiting family (how old am I?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dislike religion.

I have a slight OCD regarding socks. All socks should have a 'coloured edge' to help to find pairs!

I'm not very good at lying.

I should sleep more.

I go to the gym. But I don't really like doing sports. I just do it because it helps to clear my mind and it helps to burn some calories.

I probably newer fully grow up and I am fine with that. Never take this shit too seriously, please!
You should message me if
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...our match percentage is very high (even if we don't know exactly what this match percentage means and if a high percentage actually means that people will like each other with a higher probability ... bla bla bla) find this funny and might have some silly thing to say. think that some stuff in this profile made actually sense. are complex but not complicated :-P