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26 M Chicago, IL

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Pacific Islander
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
More than $1,000,000
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Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Hawaiian (Fluently), Sanskrit (Okay), Ancient Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm moving to CA in September to learn more about west coast rap.

I never know what to put for these. I love music, I love movies and a pretty big nerd. I've been told I'm funny, and I've been told I'm witty. Ask me more because I honestly hate these boxes. I don't want to try and describe myself in a box. Try and talk to me! I'm a lot more fun than anything I could ever put into one of these dumb boxes. Talk to me. It's much more entertaining than reading about me. Warning, this profile is entertaining and I may have set the bar pretty high for actual conversation. I also don't smoke weed or sess because it's known to give a brother brain damage. And brain damage on the mic don't manage, nothing.
What I’m doing with my life
I just graduated with a film degree (paperweight) and have apparently (begrudgingly) entered the "real world" or whatever you want to call it. 'm originally from the Mitten state though. Seems like the MI to Chicago move is one that happens frequent. Trying to create a jet pack that I can use to travel home easier. Gas is expensive. Now that I've done a good job of changing the subject, I can hopefully get this website to stop asking me the same questions that my mom asks me.
I’m really good at
(My mom also asks me this question)
Putting up useless pop culture references instead of facts about me
Random useless facts about movies and pop culture.
Being mistaken for Kanye West
The first things people usually notice about me
- LA Face
- Oakland Booty
- That this profile is 1000 words. It's pretty impressive to many.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm getting back into reading! Thanks to Borders going out of business, I bought a whole bunch of books. Currently in the process of reading Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain whom I wish was my father. He's the man.

Movies - The Dark Knight, A Better Tomorrow, SLC Punk, Trainspotting, Children of Men, Eastern Promises, Midnight In Paris, and many, many, MANY more. I'm a film major after all!

Music - Wow, just about everything. I listen to very little country (really only Johnny Cash) but everything else extensively. Alternative, Ska, Punk, Rock, India, Techno, Folk, Classic, Etc. Just to name a few: AFI, Against Me!, Pretty Lights, Tiger Army, The Lawrence Arms, The Ramones, Flogging Molly, The Clash, The Black Keys, Daft Punk, Gogol Bordello, The Adicts, The Bloody Beetroots, The Germs, The Casualties, Deftones, Alkaline Trio, Killswitch Engage, Kanye West, Wu-Tang Clan, Angelic Upstarts, Glassjaw, Tegan and Sara, Modest Mouse, Johnny Cash, Girl Talk, Thursday, Rancid, Devotchka, and so on and so on, blah, blah, blah, if my ears approve, I listen.
The six things I could never do without
Trill Murray
Ryan Gosling
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I'm bad at counting
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Why Freddie Mercury didn't like Star Wars
90s Action Movies
My car and if it's making a noise.
On a typical Friday night I am
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
On Instagram straight flexin'
Googling murder
Figuring out who the Zodiac Killer is
Celebrating rumspringa
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know what Meatloaf won't do for love
I've failed at getting back into reading.
Detroit hustles harder
I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You won't ask me, "so what's your story?"
- You have a DJ night and spin rockabilly, hillbilly, and psychobilly
- You don't understand the point in black lipstick.
- You want to hang out! I like going out, but most of my friends do not, sooo new people to go out with is something I'd be down for.
- You believe in Harvey Dent