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randomlymoist

28 Manchester, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women who like women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 5
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ok, procrastination over and done with. i am now ready to dedicate a little bit of time and thought to filling in these 'essays'. the fact that i may have chosen to do this now so as to further delay putting in the effort to make my horrible little pit of an abode more presentable is irrelevant.

firstly, a few small disclaimers.
~ i personally identify as pansexual (though usually i label myself as bi for the sake of simplicity), but have chosen to list myself as gay on this site as i'm not looking to meet anyone solely male-identified here.
~also, i've never actually known what my height is and have a complete inability to estimate anything without the aid of some sort of measuring device so i may not be 5'5" but i don't think i'm too far away from there.
~ lastly, i don't like capitalisation much and generally avoid it when writing informally unless using it for a nice bit of shouty emphasis.

so... me. hmm. i think i'm beginning to slowly emerge from a period of my life that has been somewhat muted and where i've been quite passive in regards to the things i care about (and i do care about a lot) and what happens to me. this change is most obviously defined by a gradual improvement in self-confidence and the fact that, though i may still be prone to the occasional bout of post-teen angst, i am realising that it is ok to be ok.

on a more superficial level, i have a few eccentricities, like carrying a teddy bear who goes everywhere with me (he's called russ), i am slightly addicted to harry potter slash fanfic, i have a particular liking for redheads, i covet rainbows, i spout excessive terms of endearment, i am partial to ellipses (as in ..., not squished circles though those are cool too), i often write disgracefully long sentences, i dislike the number of times that the word 'i' appears on this page and i love sleep and generally being lazy.

introverted, extroverted, and contradictory
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working towards working out what i really want to do with my life so i can begin working towards doing it.

born and bred in norf landan, i moved to mancunia for university after picking myself up from a tough period during my teens. i had an awful year both personally and academically and resultantly failed my first year studying maths & philosophy and dropped out rather than trying again, mainly because i was scared.

a few years on and i am still in manchester while i work out what i want to do and be, where to do it and how to get there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sleep; sharing; laziness; huggles; listening to music obnoxiously loud and/or on repeat. pretty lucky really, as they are amongst my favourite things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
russ (my trusty teddy bear who escorts me everywhere) and my hairstyle, whether that is me sporting a 'fro, shaved head or a blue wig.

if meeting me for the first time, the aforementioned may be all people notice, other than that i appear to be rather shy and quiet and fading into non-existence. people i know well will most likely note me barrelling towards them for a 'hello huggle' and spewing a lot of waffle and substandard 'witty' retorts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books ~ the Harry Potter series by jk rowling ~ 'Jane Eyre' by charlotte brontë ~ 'Animal Farm' and ~ 'Keep the Aspidistra Flying' by george orwell.

i don't know. i was an avid reader when i was younger and keep meaning to start reading novels again but i keep getting sidetracked, predominantly by the sweet, sweet depravity of hp fanfiction. hp/dm!

movies ~ amadeus ~ american beauty ~ american history x ~ batteries not included ~ being john malkovich ~ boys don't cry ~ bugsy malone ~ český sen (czech dream) ~ cocoon ~ crouching tiger, hidden dragon ~ cube ~ dirty dancing ~ dom durakov (house of fools) ~ the edukators ~ eternal sunshine of the spotless mind ~ fearless ~ fight club ~ ghost ~ the golden heart trilogy (~ breaking the waves ~ idioterne (the idiots) and ~ dancer in the dark) ~ grindhouse (~death proof and ~ planet terror) ~ hairspray (1988) ~ happy-go-lucky ~ the harry potters ~ hercules ~ hero ~ house of flying daggers ~ i <3 huckabees ~ kung fu hustle ~ ladies in lavender ~ lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events ~ leon ~ little shop of horrors (1986) ~ mean girls ~ mr and mrs smith ~ my fair lady ~ natural born killers ~ napoleon dynamite ~ new year's day ~ oldboy ~ overboard ~ princess mononoke ~ snatch ~ some like it hot ~ the sound of music ~ this is england ~ tipping the velvet ~ v for vendetta ~ west side story ~ zeitgeist ~and many more. no horror, though.

tv shows ~ 10 o'clock live ~ adventure time with finn and jake ~ america's next top model ~ being human ~ boardwalk empire ~ eastenders ~ eureka ~ glee ~ green wing ~ horrible histories ~ how tv ruined your life ~ the l word ~ mad men ~ misfits ~ nathan barley ~ never mind the buzzcocks ~ one born every minute ~ only connect ~ question time ~ the real l word ~ take me out ~ united states of tara

music ~ aaliyah ~ amy winehouse ~ at the drive-in ~the beatles ~betty davis ~björk ~ blur ~bob marley & the wailers ~ britney ~ cat power ~ christina aguilera ~ the clash ~ the cure ~ daft punk ~ danny elfman ~ david bowie ~ deftones ~destiny's child ~dire straits ~ draco & the malfoys ~ elliott smith ~ elton john ~ emily haines & the soft skeleton ~ erik satie ~ fresh kills ~ glassjaw ~ guns 'n' roses ~ harry & the potters ~ honeyfeet ~ hot chip ~ iron & wine ~ janis joplin ~ jeff buckley ~ jimi hendrix ~ joan as policewoman ~ john williams ~kanye west ~ kate bush ~ led zeppelin ~ leonard cohen ~ lostrites ~ m.i.a. ~ madness ~ madonna ~ mariah carey ~ the mars volta ~ metallica ~ michael jackson ~ miriam makeba ~ misfits ~ the moaning myrtles ~ nick drake ~ nirvana ~ nouvelle vague ~ oasis ~ outkast ~ pj harvey ~ the prodigy ~ queens of the stone age ~ radiohead ~ rage against the machine ~ regina spektor ~ rem ~ the remus lupins ~ richard cheese ~ sean paul ~ skunk anansie ~ spice girls ~ sublime ~ system of a down ~ t.a.t.u. ~the verve ~ whitney houston ~ the whomping willows ~ why? ~ and many more.

NO MORE GENRE PREJUDICE!!! i like all sorts of music and have never really understood genres. i just love music in general and have a particular soft spot for female vocalists. for a small taste of the sort of music i like visit http://last.fm/user/randomlymoist

food ~ ackee ~ bagels ~ black coffee with heaps of sugar ~ broccoli ~ encona original hot sauce ~ falafels (from falafel) ~ fried dumplings ~ fried plantain ~ fried slices ~ green olives ~ houmous ~ patties ~ pomadora (from hardy's) ~ rice and peas ~ salty things ~ scotch bonnet ~ sesame snaps ~ spicy bean burgers ~ sundried tomatoes ~ supermalt ~ white grapes

basically, non-scary, non-allergy provoking, tasty, vegetarian/vegan foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in no particular order:

~ russ
~ friends
~ music
~ laughter
~ sleep
~ blue drum tobacco, liquorice rizla, menthol filts and a clipper lighter.

(i may have cheated a little on the last one.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what my friends may or may not be up to; going back to uni; whether to move back to london or stay in manchester; cheese (how much i want it but shouldn't have it); what the hell is going on with our world; my guilty feelings (when i eat cheese); eastenders; music; tribbing; when am i next going daaaaaancing; hp; stopping being an inactive activist; alsatians; why i feel like this; pints of old rosie and becks; why my increase in age seems to equate my decrease in intelligence; starting some sort of commune...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in... or out. shocking that. mostly in but i'd prefer it to be mostly out. let's go daaaaancing!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that i don't know what to 'admit' here.
You should message me if
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the pixies are telling you to. or if you independently arrive at the decision to do so.