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autorundotexe

36 Melbourne, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I recently completed my degree in Ass Whispering.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving enough coins for another 1UP
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Goofing off, shopping and assembling furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really am older than peoples first guess. I think I'm hilarious and I'm usually the only one who does.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Charlie Brooker ramblings, Voltaire, Huxley, B.E. Ellis, Hunter S Thompson, Orwell, Burroughs and assorted reference books ect

MOVIES: Big Man Japan, Brain Damage, Fletch, Frankenhooker, From Beyond, Dredd, Invasion of the body snatchers, In the Mouth of madness,Metropolis, Robocop, Slither, Strange Days, Super Troopers, They Live, Waking Life, , Waynes world, Wet Hot American Summer & Zombeavers.

TV: Batsu Games, Black Books, Chappelle's Show, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, , Father Ted, Iron Chef, Strangers with Candy, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The IT crowd, Kids in the Hall, The League of Gentlemen, Ugly Americans, The Burn with Jeff Ross, Key and Peele, Man to Man with Dean Learner, Metalocalypse, Monkey Dust, Peepshow, The Wire, Workaholics ect...

MUSIC: Alice in Chains, A Tribe Called Quest, Blind Melon, Bloodhound Gang, Cypress Hill, Deftones, Dethklok, De La Soul, Faith No More, Led Zepplin, Linkin Park, Mad Season, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Primus, Rage against the machine, REM, Senser, Slint, Soulfly, Soundgarden, Static X, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, System of a Down, Tool, Veruca Salt some drum'n'bass
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Garlic
Cats
Google maps
(Valium?)
Cinema
Potato foodstuffs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies I own I haven't watched. Books I own that I haven't read.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Selling ass or hauling it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a terrible dancer (but I am trying to learn)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You can teach me how to be a dance god.
-Are the funniest person you know.
-Are equal parts awkward to your awesome.
-You talk to animals like they are people