Welcome to Hell. Here's your 1982 Subaru Brat.
What I’m doing with my life
Self-actualizing. It's rad, man.
I’m really good at
Being kind, pushing buttons (not a metaphor, pushing actual, physical buttons is a significant part of my job), being calm in high pressure situations, Photoshop (and other Adobe software), endurance driving, remembering your birthday and other important numbers
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses literally just fell off of my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A) I'm pretty partial to memoirs and Kurt Vonnegut and also recommend me some sci-fi, that seems up my alley.
B) Inception, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Paris is Burning, I actually kind of like the Hunger Games movies? And a lot of the Marvel Cinematic Universe? And most big-budget action movies, because honestly I'm kind of a rube.
C) What's your favorite TV show? Let's watch it.
D) Currently: Do you ever have lulls where you don't listen to music much? That's where I am. I think that Beyoncé's self-titled is an actual masterpiece and I'm really into the Sun Kil Moon album where he does a bunch of Modest Mouse covers. Also FKA Twigs and this one Grizzly Bear song? It's kind of a mess in here right now.
Dntel, Radiohead, Four Tet, patten, Lapalux, James Blake, Sun Kil Moon, Joanna Newsom, Will Oldham, Bill Callahan, Cat Power, Elliott Smith, Fleet Foxes, Damien Jurado, TV on the Radio, &tc., &tc.
E) Is there food? I will eat the food.
The six things I could never do without
A guitar, Achewood, Coca-Cola, the internet, Achewood. Achewood is very important to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Okay, so, like...I get that it's probably a bad idea to paint an upside down cross on my only jacket in a overwhelmingly Christian area, but also I really want to?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working! But maybe not. But yeah, I'm at work. I get off at 11, you should come over then.
You should message me if
I have been fruitlessly seeking a 420 connect in the general Shreve-Bossy area since I moved here. Can you help with that? Hit me up dogg, I'm tryna get smoked out. (If you aren't 420 friendly for one you should learn how to love yourself and for two don't be a drag 'cause I ain't trying to hear it NO COPS PLZ + THNKS)
This seems like a good time to mention that I've started seeing someone, and it's so cool! Like I'm so excited. Right now our relationship is closed, and will likely remain that way for the foreseeable future. I still need friends, though, so if you're around and wanna hang out with a chubby Southern nerd with impeccable taste in everything, lmk because y'all, for real, I am great