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randomroberto

30 M Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Leo
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I don't know what to put here, and I love talking about myself. Weird.
What I’m doing with my life
In the office on the weekdays and cracking all wise like at night.
I’m really good at
Being humble. I'm also awesome at a bunch of other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
It sounds shallow but my shoes (I like awesome shoes) or the fact that I make dumb faces in 90% of the pictures people take of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: biographies, autobiographies, (more to come).

Movies: sleepwalk with me, true romance (more to come)

Shows: Community, The Walking Dead, Thumbs Up with David Choe, Impractical Jokers, The Green Room, Louie, Shameless, American Horror Story, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia, ( more to come ).

Music: Tons. I'll run through what I have on my iPhone later.

Food: Most Asian varieties, anything with jalapeno.
The six things I could never do without
Uber
Smokes (sorry truth campaign)
The degenerates I call my friends
Fingernails ( Technically I could but that would probably creep people out)
My phone
Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to make the most mundane things funny. Also because of this site, what is short term dating?
On a typical Friday night I am
telling jokes on a stage or drinking while people watching. If I'm not doing one of those two things, I'm probably at home catching up on netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know, I'm not a private person. If you are wondering what age I lost my virginity, what my favorite color is, or the secret word of the day just ask.

*For those that are shy, today's trivia answers are at the bottom of the profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
The answers aren't really here, just message me.