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randomroberto

32 Phoenix, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Leo
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't know what to put here, and I love talking about myself. Weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In the office on the weekdays and cracking all wise like at night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being humble. I'm also awesome at a bunch of other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It sounds shallow but my shoes (I like awesome shoes) or the fact that I make dumb faces in 90% of the pictures people take of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: biographies, autobiographies, or fiction. I love to read.

Movies: Sleepwalk With Me, True Romance, Predestination, Tombstone, A Nightmare On Elm Street. I like horror movies, comedies, and movies with a twist.

Shows: Community, The Walking Dead, Thumbs Up with David Choe, Impractical Jokers, The Green Room, Louie, Shameless, American Horror Story, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia, ( more to come ).

Music: yesterday I listened to: The Pixies, Jay Z, Atmosphere, Moldy Peaches, The New-FO's, The Mountain Goats, and Slayer. My taste are varied is all im saying.

Food: Most Asian varieties, anything with jalapeno. Always looking to try new stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Uber
The degenerates I call my friends
Fingernails ( Technically I could but that would probably creep people out)
My phone
Humor
Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to make the most mundane things funny. Also because of this site, what is short term dating?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
telling jokes on a stage or drinking while people watching. If I'm not doing one of those two things, I'm probably at home catching up on netflix, or trying for the millionth time to paint a self portrait.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, I'm not a private person. If you are wondering what age I lost my virginity, what my favorite color is, or the secret word of the day just ask.

*For those that are shy, today's trivia answers are at the bottom of the profile.
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