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randomwater

27 M Gainesville, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
Someone just flagged my profile cause it had my dog in it. Wtf

6/2013 Won the Presidential Medal for Volunteering! Got to meet Obama and everything
9/2013 Just did my first TED Talks!

I'm 225 lbs of goddamn incredible with blue eyes like the ocean, a voice like whiskey poured over gravel and a mind as deceptively kind as it is devastatingly brilliant. I'm also a bear, and an admirer of Ron Swanson-esque masculinity: freedom, equality, and being a motherfucking man not a boy.

I'm a writer, an actor, a musician, a gentleman, a scoundrel. Mostly I'm a student. I also mentor emotionally-unstable teens.

I have a passion for the care of mentally-handicapped children and the care and protection of abused children and women.

If you don't know what the word 'thespian' means, do not message. Sorry.
I’m really good at
Resurrection.

Writing. Talking. Acting. Thinking Aloud.

I can fire pretty much any handgun from fifty feet away and hit a target in the 9-range continuously, shell after shell. For those that don't know, it only goes up to 10-range.

I am staunchly anti-violence. I also favor gun control, despite my fondness for shooting. If it would save one child, I would give it up forever gladly. That said, I wouldn't hesitate to put someone in the hospital or the ground if they hurt one of mine.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair or my biceps/pecs or my eyes. Unless I have my dog. Then nobody notices me lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Crooked Timber of Humanity, The 2nd Ed. Norton Collection of Shakespeare, Metamorphoses by Ovid, and Harry-fucking-Potter.

I have too many movie favorites to pick from. My favorite sub-genre would be the British scifi dramatic comedy or the artistic narrative action film.

I don't watch enough tv to give a shit. I do like Netflix when I get a chance. Probably Parks and Rec, Arrested Dev, Orange is the new Black, etc

Music: See: Movies.

I eat meat. And lots of it. Also frozen yogurt sometimes: I have an appreciation for boba balls and those little squishy mochi pillow-things.
The six things I could never do without
Pen. Paper. My dog. My family. My freedom. Goals. Sex.

But if you take all of that away I will still be the man I am. Just much more dangerous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bettering Myself. Art. Meds (the enhancing kind: to be stronger, smarter, faster). Sex. School. Girls. Family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am the most talented, romantic, kind-hearted and dangerous sonovabitch you will ever meet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You only want the best.