Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The picture of me on the Segway:
It's supposed to be funny.
I'm not ghetto (I'm not racist either; keep moving if you
About 30 seconds after that pic was taken I got my leg caught under
it and royally screwed up my knee.
The irony that I was unable to walk and had to ride a Segway back
to the car (in complete agony) was not lost on me.
About my dog:
My dog is awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run an independent verification and background security
investigation firm that works primarily for NASA. We verify "space
tourists" and dismiss those unable to make the trip due to
financial, health or security reasons. It's called
I'm kidding. I'm actually the world's worst gigolo. 300 for
cuddling, 500 for snuggling. End of list.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humility. I'm the most humble person I've ever met.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shoulders, chest, butt, arms or eyes. Unless I have my dog. Then
nobody notices me lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If we get all our information on each other from our profiles what
are we going to talk about? Isn't it better to learn about a person
from them than from a cold list on a website?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Desire for a seventh thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving west to make the night last longer as I cross time zones.
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