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27 M Gainesville, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 6
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it matters a lot
Working on masters program
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
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6/2013 Won the Presidential Medal for Volunteering! Got to meet Obama and everything
9/2013 Just did my first TED Talks!

I'm 215 lbs of goddamn incredible with blue eyes like the ocean, a voice like whiskey poured over gravel and a mind as deceptively kind as it is devastatingly brilliant. I'm also a bear, and an admirer of Ron Swanson-esque masculinity: freedom, equality, and being a motherfucking man not a boy.

I'm a writer, an actor, a musician, a gentleman, a scoundrel. Mostly I'm in real estate but I dabble in writing.

If you don't know what the word 'thespian' means, do not message. Sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Writing. Talking. Acting. Thinking Aloud.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My shoulders, chest, butt, arms or eyes. Unless I have my dog. Then nobody notices me lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Crooked Timber of Humanity, The 2nd Ed. Norton Collection of Shakespeare, Metamorphoses by Ovid, and Harry-fucking-Potter.

I have too many movie favorites to pick from. My favorite sub-genre would be the British scifi dramatic comedy or the artistic narrative action film.

I don't watch enough tv to give a shit. I do like Netflix when I get a chance. Probably Parks and Rec, Arrested Dev, Orange is the new Black, etc

Music: See: Movies.

I eat meat. And lots of it. Also frozen yogurt sometimes: I have an appreciation for boba balls and those little squishy mochi pillow-things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pen. Paper. My dog. My family. My freedom. Goals. Sex.

But if you take all of that away I will still be the man I am. Just much more dangerous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bettering Myself. Art. Meds (the enhancing kind: to be stronger, smarter, faster). Sex. School. Girls. Family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually busy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am the most talented, romantic, kind-hearted and dangerous sonovabitch you will ever meet.
You should message me if
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You only want the best.