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randomwater

32 Gainesville, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The picture of me on the Segway:

It's supposed to be funny.
I'm not ghetto (I'm not racist either; keep moving if you are).
About 30 seconds after that pic was taken I got my leg caught under it and royally screwed up my knee.
The irony that I was unable to walk and had to ride a Segway back to the car (in complete agony) was not lost on me.

About my dog:

My dog is awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run an independent verification and background security investigation firm that works primarily for NASA. We verify "space tourists" and dismiss those unable to make the trip due to financial, health or security reasons. It's called "Astro-Not."

I'm kidding. I'm actually the world's worst gigolo. 300 for cuddling, 500 for snuggling. End of list.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humility. I'm the most humble person I've ever met.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shoulders, chest, butt, arms or eyes. Unless I have my dog. Then nobody notices me lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If we get all our information on each other from our profiles what are we going to talk about? Isn't it better to learn about a person from them than from a cold list on a website?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Desire for a seventh thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving west to make the night last longer as I cross time zones.