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randrew

49 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm plotting to take over the world. I haven't figured out how to do that yet, but I will eventually come up with an ingenious plan that guarantees me world domination.

In the meantime, I'm looking for an assistant to help me with my nefarious plans. And to give me neck rubs. Ideally an ethical slut.

I am nefarious, evil, and arrogant
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting to hit the lottery. Playing darts. Singing karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
I really don't know. Perhaps my glasses or some such.
The six things I could never do without
Beyond basics like food, water, a place to sleep, etc.: My comics, the internet, cable tv, my guitars, good books, sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. Comic books. Sex. Taking over the world. Sex. polyamory
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting to take over the world while watching TV. Or plotting to take over the world while singing karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a better karaoke singer than I care to admit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you believe everything I've just written. Or if you like to share kisses on the beach.