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randrew

49 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm plotting to take over the world. I haven't figured out how to do that yet, but I will eventually come up with an ingenious plan that guarantees me world domination.

In the meantime, I'm looking for an assistant to help me with my nefarious plans. And to give me neck rubs. Ideally an ethical slut.

I am nefarious, evil, and arrogant
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting to hit the lottery. Playing darts. Singing karaoke.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't know. Perhaps my glasses or some such.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beyond basics like food, water, a place to sleep, etc.: My comics, the internet, cable tv, my guitars, good books, sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. Comic books. Sex. Taking over the world. Sex. polyamory
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plotting to take over the world while watching TV. Or plotting to take over the world while singing karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a better karaoke singer than I care to admit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you believe everything I've just written. Or if you like to share kisses on the beach.