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49 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:29pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm plotting to take over the world. I haven't figured out how to do that yet, but I will eventually come up with an ingenious plan that guarantees me world domination.

In the meantime, I'm looking for an assistant to help me with my nefarious plans. And to give me neck rubs. Ideally an ethical slut.

I am nefarious, evil, and arrogant
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting to hit the lottery. Playing darts. Singing karaoke.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't know. Perhaps my glasses or some such.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beyond basics like food, water, a place to sleep, etc.: My comics, the internet, cable tv, my guitars, good books, sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. Comic books. Sex. Taking over the world. Sex. polyamory
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plotting to take over the world while watching TV. Or plotting to take over the world while singing karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a better karaoke singer than I care to admit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you believe everything I've just written. Or if you like to share kisses on the beach.